Diario las Américas Newspaper, June 5, 1955, Page 27

OSOOOKKIK OODOOOOIOP From the sublime to the ridicu- lous there is only one step; a step taken on a newly waxed floor. ** % Opportunities are never lost; someone always grabs the ones you pass up. —I didn’t know it was loaded! DOMINGO 5 DE JUNIO DE 1955 A stutterer is the guy who car- ries his own echo along ** *® If things get any tougher, the only things pawn-shops will loan money on, will be more money! **#* No wonder it’s no expensive for a man to have a home; the first stone is usually a diamond. *x% We wonder if Eve ever stayed home because she didn’t have a thing to wear. *a*® Simile: “As non-existant as Adam’s mother-in-law”. *42 The best example of a nobody is the man who seems to be absent ever when he is present. **** Democracy is when the opinion of the people forms the govern- ment; dictatorship is when the gov- ernment forms the opinion of the people. Pity is the manifestation of the pleasure we feel for not being the one who inspires it. ee When someone asked the chorine if she had read the Encyclopedia, she answered: “I’m waiting to see the movie version first.” HEMISFERIO « [ARTO Se ManEZ de la Veca we PILI Often enough a man with an iron will meet a woman with an emory beard disposition. *** One case when a woman is sure to understand her husband is when she finds out her husband is tell- ing his secretary that “his wife doesn’t understand him,” —Come on, kiss me, don’t be old-fasioned . . .! PAG. 18