Evening Star Newspaper, July 20, 1930, Page 93

The Bungalow Guests By W. E. Hill (Copyright, 1930. by the Chicago Tribune Syndicate.) Bride and bridegroom. Bungalow dwellers, even those who Sum- mer far off from civilized haunts, should bear in mind that a recently married couple will cause much embarrassment at close quarters. A hired man will do the chores indifferently, and a cook—a cold-hearted Finnish cook at that—has been known to put vanilla flavoring in meat balls after watching Honey chew the ends of Precious Lamb’s fingers. The careless relation. Aunt Thisbe is stopping al‘Cnusinfn E{?ilh's h:;ng;» : . low for the heated term and is very suspicious of the food and drink. ¢ ¢ i i & " | i . 2 " " 2 AR SIS (e St asac dta stes ok ithic tiu,#Comain" Thishe wwill inform the | i ; 4 | The too-appreciative girl. Some girls are too encrgetic and ‘09‘}:?",‘?'1“‘,‘ P supper table. “Wouldn't it be terrible if we all got ptomaine, way((;ull hc}:e ff" il spTyall :.‘1":{,':,2'. l:-;:gvavl:;:m r(:::i_e}:lsmt:;usxc :-h {[,:f; ;.‘fe‘eif, YR :m Lol on the lake!” Cousin Thisbe wants the well water analyzed. Only the simply m: weather, owsthe 5 o other day she saw a tadpole with a long cvil face and a Louise bug in a The lout. Just one of those The tdehoate male. No' Sunt- screams, “Some fun, hey, kid?" at the most meager provocation. Oftentimes at glass of well water! healthy, bouncing boys who mer bungalow season is com- L can be heard distinctly a mile plete without a visit from the away, and a great trial in a young man who is a prey to red small bungalow. Usually ants, mosquitoes, wasps, canned leaves a screen door open, shrimps, poison ivy, hay fever, thereby allowing free access strawbcrry rash or sunburn to the interior to all the bugs Always scratching, for some and beetles without. cause or other, and hunting an antidote The literary guest. A visitor with a great love of good literature sounds like a splendid addition to a Summer bungalow, but there is just one awbac Never : g The girl with her letters to write. Some guests. the very minute they are o O e el e mered A Hungry Five fan. A radio fan asa bungalow guest installed in the heart of a bungalow colony, begin to write letters home, which, of and soft spoken, will I(ollu\\ you amm‘ul n(du_n rm]:m iml :u“'"x‘l‘d r:‘“n,l\xn:-l;:lm"g p()r;‘]l\. is all very well. But a close ‘0“0,{“,{ of lL(nnc and his e L Rt b e Mo L i s L to linen closet, with the firm '""":" i soRan ) e et yem ; ; band should never be cncouraged, even in “;’ ”E“‘_‘”’"’ of Summer bangalow. Such a guest will, of necessity, spend much of her visit wander Uy e oy o B e Bty Bty a Summer bungalow. He will delight in following one ing from bungalow to bungalow. clutching a 5-cent piece, saying plaintively, “Can Martin Luther said to the wife of the Bishop of Nantes when she accused him of avoinid ailehe ihile melating ‘snatéhes of what happened e neNgt D » to the five last night and why » . o ) i) 8 . T autonomy 7"