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THE SUNDAY STAR. WASHINGTON. D. C.—GRAVURE SECTION—NOVEMBER 10, 1929. Punctured Romance BY W. E. HILL (Copyright, 1929, by the Chicago Tribune Syndicate.) Plump widows on a still hunt for No. 2, or No. 3, or 4, as the Mother’s pet. “Don't teil mama I went to the movies with you last night,” whispers case may be, are too prone to rush things. Unbridled avidity Noble; “you know she’s kinda jealous!” Noble has brought Helen to call on his mother, has a tendency to drive the male of the species into himself, or so they can get acquainted by easy stages. On account of mama being lonely, it even repel him. Such tactics as bumping into the knees in a seems best for Helen and Noble to live over here after the wedding, which will be taxi are to be avoided. Most men have tenderer knees than a nice for Noble, too. And, if Helen has her brain cells in working order, this romance well up;nolstered widow realizes and will withdraw them when is going to curdle on the spot. menaced. % Nothing_spoils a budding romance more completely than for a v/ i 95 : c;m::’,:“},x:i:};::;igrfi ::;'r;:'lxe:::: E:i':?.' ?a;?f"er_gg hefty girl with a bad cold in the head to persist in being S ¢ 1 F 3 { % t J ¥ 1 Eye fact girl, who ignores the romantic in her conve’rsation with the tanguorous and cuddlesome. } v g £ boy friend, may just as well give up all thoughts of her trous- : 4 o seau, because a young man in love is intensely emotional and expects to be met on a lofty plane. Great big girls in love should never stoop to pick up things in Clothes make the man and the presence of a suitor. Not the old gray fedora has a lot only do men like to have their to do with it. Many are the chivalry appealed to, but the engaged couples that bust up attitude of stooping creates a because the adored one could bad impression from certain not bear to see her precious angles of vision and has been boy wearing too small a head known to nip a budding love affair size. right at the start. ke 5 s - a - “Oh, you will be crazy about my family,” crowed Lillian. “The Welcome to our gay home, big boy! Button up your overcoat and promise not to For weeks Dorothy has been telling her girl friends at the office about y ¥ 4l S Sryst mind Yy Ritz me—there’s a dear. Have you heard ‘I Want to Be Bad'? Isn't it a swell song? her Eddie. And how he was a Greek god and collar ad boy combined. 3::: ! m\?o:";sl:;s:rlf;::-ds:;:“ti?xf hl‘z'g' e d ?;bmlm'y ‘I"‘?d'fmy Tell me, what do you think of ‘Strange Interlude’? Isn’t it marvelous?” (A girl And then one drab day she began to see him as you see him here. in a visitor's bed!” A ,-,fwm,e b,yh1n| i "ch mlgd friend’s up-to-date whoopee mama, when introduced too early in the game, can put Many a girl and boy part company because one or the other mislays never boast about her gaclical-'o‘kin : f " .lswg;n ;.“ ’t‘owds e . au;'(ul damper on the love interest if the young man is one of those old-fashioned the weli known rose-tinted specs. of tripping gayly up thie centeriaisle lele:l't?e‘t{l:y i b::ies:::::l‘: 0y'S. s and all that. Y e Nvaw