Evening Star Newspaper, May 26, 1929, Page 113

THE SUNDAY STAR, “ [ BLL all I know Is just what I read in the papers, and in addition you have to do a little eutside cbserving or you won't know much. I was in Phila- delphia for a couple of weeks and I went so far as to decide to spend Sunday there. I stood it till about 2 o’clock in the afternoon, when I discovered that I was the only one there, 80 I cailed up the airport and asked Bob Hewitt, a splendid pilot, if he had anything that would get me out of this isolation. He says where do you want to go? I says, “Well lets go to Wash- ington.” He says, “Well there is not much doing in Washington on Sunday either.” I told him I knew that outwardly Washington was pretty dead on Sunday, but inside the homes there was many a ‘“conference” and “huddle” and deep plans against the taxpayer. So it was a beautiful afternoon and we flew down to Washington in about an hour and a quarter, landed at Bolling Field. Just missed quite a sight as there was 18 big Martin bombers had gone out of there on their way to Dayton, Ohio, for a big war maeneuver they held ghere. Met an old Marine pilot there, that said, “I got it in for you. When we was fighting down in Nacaragua you wrote a piece about us going out and shelling the Nicaraguans from our planes, and they was fighting us back by throwing sticks and rocks. Say listen, Comedian, I wish you had been in one of those efl Continued from Eighteenth Page. and Turkomans, all for- Circassians, Georgians midable fighters—not to mention the Syrian Arabs. ’I‘o Bayazid, surnamed the Thunder, Emperor v of the Turks, Timur wrote courteously, but requested that no aid be given to Kara Yussuf and Sultan Ahmed—who had put them- selves under the protection of the Turks, and were then in active alliance with Bayazid. With Bayazid as yet he had no personal quarrel; he respected the military power of the Turks, and possibly he wished to leave well enough alone TN B S LENDS ITSELF NICELY TO SUMMER’S DESIRES OUR CREAM Cottage Cheese affords a dainty yet substantial foundation for tasteful and economi- cal meat substitutes. It is a perfectly pasturized product notably nourishing, easily digested and % Wise Brothers T B 23 i Lanrich a City. Apparently the Tatar conqueror made no immediate response. Later, he wrote briefly, saying that Bayazid could avoid war if he gave up Kara Yussuf and Sultan Ahmed at once. The Thunder answered promptly and vio- lently—so much so timt the chroniclers of the ‘Tatar conqueror have not dared to repeat the letter as it was written. a2 Pirst sending back the imperial women with their courts out of harm’s way to Sultaniah, Timur left the bulk of his forces to mobilize at Karabagh, and sent separate divisions against Georglans in the Caucasus on his right. Roads were cut through the wooded defiles armies shattered, and vineyards or respite—as in other (Copyright, 1929.) healthful * * * 15¢ the carton. Order a carten or two by phonc frem AN OARS » §chiaw ToForTLES ) ~ Nicaragua elections as pure as Chicago’s? We are always going out to catch some native bandit like Villa or Sandino, and if we caught him we wouldent have anything to do with him. After a Senate investigation he would wind up in vaudeville. You.can’t go back in those native mountains and jungles and catch one lone inan. Somebody killed Arnold Rothstein in a big hotel in the heart of New York and we can't even catch him, so whats the use sicking the Marines on somebody off in those bush league countries, where if we lose one Marine we are loser more than if we had caught old Sandino and even sentenced him to our 5 So I am glad for once in our lives we got our Marines back home. I know they are laying off waiting for some war somewhere. There is. one in Alfagistan, or Alfalfa, or some joint away over near Turkey. But we got nobody in Wash- ington that knows where it is, so the Marines will have to stay till Hoover tells the War De- partment where this place is. Well before I forget it, you must fly over ~«All’'s Quiet Along the Potomac”—Says #ill Rogers Washington. Its beautiful. Flew right down over where the old “Mayflower” used to dock in the days when we had a real sailor in the White House, a man that knew how to take his recreation in a gentlemany way, with the old cap and white “panties” on, not with a pair of rubber boots and can full of worms. Went up to the Willard Hotel and staked me out a room, picked up quite a bit of local scandal from the clerks, who know mere about whats going on down there than anyone. Went out to see some friends. The hit of the outfit is the little girl about 6. She must have 15 dogs, no two anywhere near alike, all sizes, all colors, all breeds. There is just 60 legs equally dis- tributed among 15 dogs, all following this kid, WENT to Mrs. Longworths and made my . jokes string out till after dinner had been served. Her and I tried to get some news out of Nick as to just what relief would be dealt out to the farmers. He just kinder smiled. s had been there a good many years and he had never seen the farmers go away with anything yet. But he hoped they weuld this seemed sorry that the tariff had been dragged in, as he said that was just religion, no people of agreed. Somebody thought this special said; “See the Chaplain, communication with God than I am.” denounce Fess of . e everybody knew, there was plenty of subject material for him to work on, why the place was packed. Well in the meantime, Mr. Hoover had got em to the White House and, Fe and you feed a Senator and he is just like an old stuffed house cat, he is no tical denouncing. 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