Evening Star Newspaper, October 18, 1931, Page 105

Girls who like nice things and are sticklers for every- thing being just so around the house should never encour- age a long-waisted suitor—one of those boys whose waistcoat and pants rever meet—because there is nothing that can ever be done about it. No amount of pulling down and hoisting can effect a permanent cure, as thou- sands of wives have found to their sorrow. Baan.2 N O e | ? g P 3 A suitor makes a grave mistake by getting too cfiummy with the only girl's ma before the engagement, because, like as not, love will awake in her !u‘arl and she will set out to marry him herself. (Eddie is making believe drag Elsie’s mother into the surf just as she is, with all her clothes on—the rascal!) THE SUNDAY STAR, “I'm not crying for myself. It's your happiness I'm thinking of, Marion; and, g think of Micky Mouse every time I see him aroun S S R i t:e world will be handed when the girl chum speaks her what the finest lover in t! mind. FPESWN, | SN a1 This is .WASH i 5% - INGTON, D. C.—GRAVURE SECTION—OCTOBER The Imperfect Lover By W. E. Hill (Copyright, 1031, by the Chicago Tribune Syndicate.) Passion and eyeglasses never go hand in hand, and many a love-sick maid has discarded an other- wise likely swain because in the very midst of a tender kiss he cried: “Look out! Look out! I'm losing my bifocal$!” And then and there she had to help him hunt for them. A lover with a great sense of humor is all right in his way, but a girl should be warned in time if he starts bringing around something comical to read aloud. It will be a great trial to a young wife during the long Winter evenings that are just made for bridge and the moving pictures. 18, 1931, “lI wish you wouldn't use that Hooey de Paris perfume, Babe. It's all out of date. And, say. that dress isn't cut right!" A lover who knows too much about things he shouldn’'t know is not too popu- As a friend, maybe, but not for a husbhand. A widower, who is beginning to look around and take note of large blondes and such, would seem to be a perfect lover, but more often than not there will be fully-grown children in the distance who are watching to see that pops doesn’t do anything rash to endanger the inheritance. “Father, Dear Father, Come Home With Me Now; the Clock in the Belfry Strikes Four,” will be written all over the anxious countenance of a widower’s child till a girl could scream with annoyance! Many girls get engaged to a young man who looks swell from the outside. but little do they realize that all is not gold and platinum that glitters. Because many of these boys have faulty digestions, and marriage with such as these means a perfect orgy till death do them part of pills, bicarbonate of soda and harrowing recitals of gas on the stomach, heartburn and giddy turns. No theater or dinner party will be free from these symptoms. > Il