Evening Star Newspaper, February 20, 1930, Page 35

THdE EVENING CABLINGTUN, D, G, Tt RS Fiotsae U ARY 20, 1930, C-5 risky and laborious business for me | his own, he is compelled to love other |be as well if you murdered the comic | ruined mill where you did the deed and |a dour fight in Commons. Up spake | increases vitamin- D and: “Our people I‘m:‘y beginning to end, and can bring | people's; but his affection is ever un- | man early in the play wait for you. Tom Johnson, un retary for Scot- |had far better teeth when they were me no practical advantage whatever, | requited, and everything comes WIONZ | Don't make love to t] FEe In nine ‘cases out of ten you would |land with an argument that oatmeal | consuming more meal & The girl will call me insulting names | for him in the end. | . he hero's wife. |get off scot-free but for this idiotic when I pay her a visit, and will push | Our advice to stage villains generally, | She doesn't like you; how can you ex- | custom of yours. Do keep away from me’ Violently In the chest when I getlaner careful observation of (stage) life | pect her to? Besides, it isn't proper.|the place. Go abroad or to the sea- . near her: her golden-haired infant will | and (stage) human nature, is as fol- side, where the last act begins, and One of World-Famous Works of Literature say I am & bad man and may even | lows: | Why don't you get a girl of your own? | {ior there till it is over. You will be A Lastly, don't go down to the scenes refuse to kiss me. The comic man| Never be a stage villain at all if you |of your crimes | safe then. will cover me with humorous oppro- 5 | o the las6 act. = You can help it. The life is too harassing | always do this. We suppose it me | ST BY JEROME K. JEROME. | pond, and she says that rather would|brium, and the villagers will get @ |and the remuneration altogether dis- | extra cheap excursion ggw;e t’helxses:‘hnt Scots Defend Oatmeal she take that noisome reptile and clasp | day off and hang about the village proportionate to the risks and labor. | attracts you. But take our advice and ¥ % | its slimy boson, to her own than toler- | pub and hoot me. Everybody will see | Don't have to lices k oy | Feb: 2 | <y ~ 3 3 r 3 e too many accomplices. | don't go. That is always where you| LONDON, February 20 (). .- What Tale ‘noughis of el Selio rec | ate one Instant's touch from *he villain's | through my villainy and I'shall be|and if you have got them, don't keep | get nabbed. The police know sour |could be expected from Scotch M. P | oA Boat “The Passing of the Third | arms. nabbed in the end. 1 always am. But|sneering at them and bullying them. A | habits from experience. They do not |when the government’s medical re- | R e This sweet prattle { hers, however. | it is no matter, I will be a villain— | word from them can hang you, and yet | trouble to look for you. They go down |search council reported that oatmeal e le wears a clean collar and s_mokes a | only charms him all the more. He says | ha! ha!” | you do all you can to rile them. Treat | in the last act to the old hall or the | promotes decay of the teeth? There was | igarette, does the stage villain; that is | he will win her yet On the whiole, thie atage villain ssems | them civilly ‘andl Jet them have their | ——————emourte 010 I OF 0 O e 1 IS W how we know he is a villian. In real . | Nor does the villain seem much i i- | fair shi | life it is often dificult to tell & villain | happler in his less serious love ep- | %0 U8 to be a rather badly used indl’ faif share of the swag. =~ =~ = o :fl*m*fiwm****u****mm from an honest man, and this gives | isodes. After he has indulged in a lttle | .0Ual, 'He vever has any “estates’ o ; Book Now for MARCH 6 p,Yerome Kiapka Jerome. 185 JUICY AND SWEET GOLDEN GIFTS FROM SUNSHINE-LAND operty himself, and his only chance | you are committing & murder or rob- Tise to mistakes: but on the stage, as we | badinage of this character with his|PFOPSILY Bumsell, and bie only cuante | YT Ore fomiitiing a murder or rob e el g o Mfig{f";‘-. ’(‘Cu“”lp';‘&ffig";,“&"{ 1ry | the hero's. He has an affectionate dis- | the comic man is. You are so carcless s e cigarettes, an us all fear | a little t flirtation vi f hat way. ht ©f blunder is avoided. | maid or lady®friend. The maig or|PoSitlon and, never having sny wife of in that way. On the whole, it mig It is well that the rule does not hold | ©off stage, or good men might be mis- | judged. We, ourselves, for instance, | Wear a clean collar—sometimes. It might be very awkward for our | family. especially on Sundays He has no power of repartee, has the stage villain. All the good people in the play say rude and insulting things | to him, and‘smack at him, and score off him ail throught the act, but he can never answer them back--can never think of anything clever to say in Teturn. “Ha! Ha! Wait till Monday week,” {s the most brilliant retort that he can | make, and he has to get into a corner | by himself to think of even that The stage villain's career is always | friend does not waste time in simile or in metaphor. She calls him a black- hearted scoundrel and clumps him over the head The stage villain is superior to the villain of real life. The villain of 1eal life is actuated by mere sordid and selfish motives The stage villain does villainy, not for any personal advan- tage to himself, but merely from the love of the thing as an art. 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She is 2 woman of lugubrious and tearful dis- positio.,, added to which she is usually | encumbered with a couple of priggish and highly objectionable children, and what possible attraction there is about her we ourselves can never understand; but the stage villain—well, there he is fairly mashed on her. Nothing can alter his affection. She hates him and insults him to an extent that is really unladylike. Every time he tries to explain his devotion to her the | hero comes in and knocks him down in . the middle of it, or the comic man | T B This at Home | his harassing love scenes with her, and | § £ goes and tells the “villagers” or the o end a_stubborn cou “guests” and they come round and nag| quickly, it is important to soothe hin. (we should think that the villain| and heal the inflamed membranes, must grow positively to dislike the| get rid of the germs and also to comic -nan before the plece is over). | aid the system inwardly to help Notwithstanding all this, he still| throw off the trouble. hankers after her and swears that she For these pu poses, here is a shall be his. He is not a bad-looking| home-made medicine, far better t! fellow, and from what we know of the | anything you could buy at 3 times market, we should say there are plenty | the cost. "From any druggist, get of other girls who would jump at him: | 234 ounces of Pinex. Pour this into vet for the sake of settling down with | a pint bottle, and add plain granu- this dismal young female for a wife, he | lated sugar syrup or strained honey is prepared to go through a laborious, to fill up the pint. This takes but ard exhaustive course of crime and to| 2 moment, and makes a remedy so be bullied and insulted by every one he | effective that you will never do with- meets. His love sustains him under it | Out, once you have used it. Keeps all. He robs and forges, cheats and | Perfectly, and children like it. lies, ~.urders and arsons. If there were This simple remedy does three anv other crimes he could commit to| Decessary things. First, it loosens wia_her affection, he Would, for her | the germ-laden b sweet sake, commit them cheerfully. thes a R s o, But he doesn’t know any others—at ali | Third, it "w:i“!"”d into the blood, events he is not well up in any others— | Where it acts directly on the bron- and she still does not care for him, and | Chial tubes. This explains why it Wit % he'to @o? brings such quick relief, even in the It is very unfortunate for both of | ghstinate bronchial coughs which them. 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