Evening Star Newspaper, December 20, 1928, Page 50

LITTLE BENN The Weakly News. Weather. Slitely diffrent. SISSIETY PAGE Members of sissiety have not been sassing thelr parents much lately or spilling things on the table cloth, Crissmas proberly having a good eel to do with it. The big minstrel show will not take place after all on account of so many fellows wunting to get in it it was feered nobody wouldent be left to buy tickits. POME BY SKINNY MARTIN ‘The Power of the Weak They was just 2 movie tickits 80 delicate and thin, But they ment the intire diffrents Of being outside or in. INTRISTING FACKS ABOUT IN- TRISTING PEEPLE Maud Jonson has about 30 smashed flowers between the pages of diffrent ‘books, each one being sippose to re- mind her of something elts, ony she cant remember wich and wat. SPORTING PAGE The regular meeting of the Junior Athaletic and social Club took place in Benny Pottses vestibule during the rain Wensday afternoon, amung the many subjecks of conversation being weather it would be possible to leave your finger nales grow a whole year without having any axisdently broke, weather it serprises a ostritch to have its feathers pulled out especially the ferst time, and how it would feel to be rescued out of a well full of ice water and then have your foot slip and fall in agen. “CAP” STUBBS. THE f T 7 “ ‘ y',f,’;?mfl ',5,' i “It don't say whether he wuz killed in an auto accident or died in th’ mid- dle o’ th’ week,” sald Mrs. Tilford Moots t'day when she received & pus- tal card sayin’ her uncle wuz dead. “Th’ great drawback t' makin’ wine is that you have t’ let it alone so long,” | says Mrs. Em Pash. (Copyright, 1928.) Getting the Point. SACO, Me. (#).—The ocean, eating up the shore at the rate of 20 feet a year, has the cottagers at Frenchmans Point worried. Soon, it is feared, there ;ullngte no cottages—and no Frenchmans oint, —BY EDWINA How Come!! OR = "M WHY LAST YEAR «\T A MARG'RET, AN EV'RYTHING |\ TO BUY WER, WLUZ DOLLAR '\ — AN' SPeN ' = BI‘ - GEE. WHERE WOT SEVENTY- UNDERSTAND 1TS ALl e A PRESENTS THis YEAR WHAT*S ™ L CHR IS MAS HAD MATTER !, WINDA 'J D1SCOVRAGED!' WHEN \ CRESEN TWENTY-F\ AW WOT \ LLUS A RNALFE FIND NUTHINS Nw \ OTTA _HALF LAMR YO . =R &gs\ PRESEN"D“)\hb YEAR < X FIVE Q‘ NT [ 70¢, We WRow CA OTER were | Erovon TE O T HE USUAL EXCHANGE OF CHRISTIAS GIFTS. HOW ABOUT IT7 To rechon the f'ri:Pn ds gifts to me. RTC BUD FISHER § Food, Thass All. KEN KLING A Sweater- Made Man. N By ALBERTINE RANDALL Phoney Finance! ! EVENING [ MUTT, TVE STILL GO #35,000 N THe BANK, SO OF COURSE T'LL LOAN YOO A HUNDRED Bucks FOR YOUR tHRISTMAS \ SHOPPING! { COFFEE,PODNER, WHAT'S WRONIG WITH W LAasT WHO WRS THAT WOMAN YoU WERE BREACH OF | PROMISE SUIT OUT OF COURT For $10,000% YOURE. GOING 1o LIKE GOLF, ELLSWORTH—ITS A CLEAN, HEALTRY GAME AND SO ABSO- LUTELY SAFE AND LET'S SEE WHO CAN SKATE OUT NEAREST THE SIGN! D ME \ it Ve, eR T = SIR, You HAVE THe BesT o€ ME. T DoN'T KNow You, OF, ERRR— OUR CLUB HAS A LADY SECRETARY AND SHE ASKED ME WHATS fhe MATTER WITH You, Do You WANT 10 KLL SOMEBODY ? GWAN! 1] 1 WiLL NoT} THINK T WANNA “TUMBLE IN A CoL! pay LIKE THISE == STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 20, 1928. THIS IS GOING TO BE R DIFAICULT! You Youne LADIES AR€ ALL SO NICE T HAGDLY KNOW WHERE TO SURE You Iknow ME. DoR'T You ReMecMBER WE MET IN MILWAVKEE LAST SuMMeR] JEST LIKE AR THE \DEA OF TURNING DowWN SUCH A WORTHY CAUSE! AFTER ALL, WHAT 15 $10,000 ¥ To US~ WE HAVE PLENTY S 7 HE MusT BE A NEW MEMBE R~ 1 NEVER SAW HIM BEFORE. BlF }\E WAS:Y UILT LIKE PRIZE FIGRTER I'D_PUNCH I'VE NEVER NEITHER - HAVE T o \T MUST HAvE BEEN TWO OTHER FeLLows: Been IN MikwAuKe 1 GIVE YUH MY CUP OF COFFEE BY MISTAKE TH MODERN E] GAL WouLD: f RATHER MEND IVE GOTTA GWE. PooR UNCLE R BREAK P S N I'M doné To ANSWER Tis PHONE WHeEN THAT LADY CALLS BAK AND TewL HeR You'lL ! GNE THE (“eo ROTEN! 1 HAD ON FIVE SWEATERS AND A LEATHER JACKET BUT T WAS | SO CoLD T COULDN'T BT A THING / = A o WHAT HAPPENED H 0 THE POOR FELLER WHAT PUT THE SIGN