Evening Star Newspaper, January 11, 1931, Page 104

GOOD-BYE, JEGFE, AND LET ME GIVE YOU SoMe ADVICE ! NGVER DISAGREE WITH MUTT - ALWAYS “ES"™ HIM! IF HIS OPINION DIFFERS FlRom YOURS- AGREE WITH HIM. 1T WILL SAVE YoL MANY A BEATING. [ BE OUR NEXT PRESIDENT. YOU'RE A RED-HOT DEMOCRAT, WHAT Do You THINK ABouT T SPEAKING ABOUT AVIATION - WHICH [ WE WEREN'T— DON'T You THINK ='D B& A BETTER AVIATOR THAN g LINDY IF T TOOK T VP SerROLSLY? . ME OUT AGAIN LAST CVENING. SHE cALLED ME A BIG BLUM AND A GOOD FOR ANOTHING LOAFCR .. CAN YoU IMAGINE ANYBODY CALLING ME THAT SHe HAD FIVE NEw HATS SEAT HeRe SO SHe CoulD SELGCT ONE TO T JUST SPenT Two WEEKS IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE T DISAGREED WITH MUTT ABOUT SOME TRIFLING MATTER! THe DoC'S RIGHT - FROM Aow on I'LLVYeEsS™ ECVERNTHING MUTT SAYS: f T THINR THE PRILADGLPHIA NATIONAL LEAGUG BASE BALL TEAM WILL WIN THE PENNANT NEXT YEAR, THEY'RE e STRONGEST CLUB 1N THE LEAGUG, AIN'T GUS GEEGVEM SA'd You WERE A WORM: HE'S A KEEN JUDGE OF HUMAN NATURE, AINT we? UMD EMm ALL ouT IN TG WoodsHeD! [riere's THe BAse BALL BAT HE HIT ME WITH wHGEN WE HAD OUR LAST ARGUME.N‘\': wett, T'LL “YES® HiMm THE REST ofF MY LIFE AND weceP HEALTHY. THAT EACE OF YOouRS /A A MIRROR? I OWE YOU SEVEN DOLLARS!S WILL YOU CANCEL TRG DEBT \F T G\VE You A QUARTER? D0C, YoUR ADVICE WASN'T {1 “YesSSED EUERYTHING - 1 MUTT SA'D AND LOOK AT 1 me now!