Evening Star Newspaper, December 7, 1928, Page 66

63 THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C. FRIDAY, DECEMBER 7. 1928 LITTLE BENNY BY LEE PAPE. This afernoon I was in ma’s room Just looking around. and I axidentiy dropped ma’'s looking glass with the short black handle and the glass erack- ed and broke and flew all over the floor | in about 200 peeces. me thinking. G heck. 7 vears bad luck Being wat a broke mirrer means, and I hurry up started to pick up the glass before ma came home, and wile I wos reaching under the bewro wat did I find but ‘ma’s chest pin that she.thawr somebody must of sole, and thawi. G. 11 show her this before I tell her about | the looking gless so she'll have a good ghack before she hes a bad one And wen ma came home I quick up to her waving her chest pin. s Look, ma, look at wat I fund under you_bewro. | Well now izzent that wonderful, Tm just delighted. ma sed. I thawt th was lost forever and stolen for goc and here my unjust sispicions ave c- back at my feet lixe bread on bled waters, she sed, and you think I was doing under your h» ro ma? I was hunting for broken glass I sed Broken wat, my goodness wat hap- pened? ma sed, and I sed, Your looking glass with the short black handie. Tt fell before I even had time to pick it all a ways up, I sed | Well thank goodness that atrocious atrocity is gone. ma sod. N get- a nice silver hand any unpleszant feelings of e3 she sed Well G. ma. gosh. then dc reward for finding the pin? I ma sed. You surely do, vo the rest of my new box of candy. Well jimminy. ma, do I get a reward | for breaking the mirrer? 1 sed. she sed, Well that would has scarcely seem rite, but Tl go so far “CAP” STUBB Well, Goo T : oy | Abe Martin Says: |THE CHEERFUL CHERUB Bz A. force 1 cunnot see | or hnow Just drives me on through weal Tue 310,000 e | i Although | sometimes rather feel It doesnt steer me through much weal One Way of Doing It. 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