Evening Star Newspaper, November 14, 1928, Page 41

THE EVENING STAR, WASHINGTON, L8 J WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, LITTLE BENNY BY LEE PAPE. Yestidday me and pop started to take a wawk -before suppir, pop saying to ma, Wat are we going to eat, Pawleen, I wunt o know how much of a wawi Il need to werk vp an appetite for it. ‘Well youll need a good helthy wawk because we got fish, mad sed, and pop sed, Fish, yee gods I could wawk for the rest of my life without getting up an ‘appetite for that animal. Fish being pops least favorite meet, and we started to wawk, pop saying, Fish, fish, yee gods fish. How is it some peepl like it, pop? 1 sed. Me not being one of them, and pop sed, Some people like creem car- Tots. Being another thing pop thinks aw- tent to be allowed, and we keep on go- ing, me thinking of different things and pop just thinking of fish accord- ing to his ixpression, and after a wile we ‘started to go pass a resterant and there was a sine in the window saying Special Every Wensday Liver and Onions. Wat day is this? pop sed, and I sed, ‘Wensday, and he sed, Im going in. Meening in the resterant, me saying, Well, G, pop, how about suppir? and pop saying, I can eat as much fish with a quota of liver and onions inside me as I can eat empty, bleeve me, and you can eat a dish of ice creem just to pass the time away if you dont think it will spoil your appetite. No sir, G wizz I should say not, I sed. And we went in and pop had a big plate of liver and onions and I had chocklit ice creem, and then we quick went hom=» on account of it starting to get dark, ma saying, Well its about time, I was jusi giving you up. Wats that smell, no fish ever smelled like that unless it was a fish in heaven. “Havin’ holes in your shoes may be bad enough, but they're not as uncom- fortable as & hole in your tummy.” (Copyright, 1928.) sed fish to make it more of a serprise. G willickers, I sed, and pop sed, Re- strain your enthusiasm, Benny. Meen- ing not to say anything. Wich I dident, and pop ate just as much liver and onions as he usually does, being 2 plates and part of a 3rd, the ony thing he did different afterwards being to go to sleep in his private chair with his cigar still in his mouth. Fires started to burn dead grass and permit the green to grow for grazing in Bechuanaland, South Africa, recently, got beyond control and destroyed thou- sands of acres of pasture and a large pop sed. and ma sed. Thats liver and onions for your royal majesty, I just “CAP” STUBBS. number of live stock. —BY EDWINA Well—Gee Whiz. GEE! NOW THEY'LL FIND OUT )} LOST WY LOVES —AN 1T'S ALL SHE RADN'T INVITED AE_TO HMER PARTY, WOULDN'V OF MOM— 1~ | DON'T FEEL GOOD— MEBGE I BETTER NOY GO MYRTLE'S PARTY — THE CHEERFUL CHERUB ly feelings have just been| mest puinfully 5 And hundreds have felt this same sorrow befors: It makes me so sad that Id like to request That no one is ever vnkind sny more . R How's THAT FoR | AN APPROACH 11 M;idf J¥f iBuo F?Zur-.n If You're a Golfer— You Know How Jeff Felt. Another w Pop M?;MND w/ Qflo\’, Geevem? WELL WE DiD (T.5 I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LWE NT IN MY LIFE = THE KID WAS THERE '! THE CRITICS ARE STILL RAVING ABOUT BOWERS IN THE LION TARER; IBELIGVE ME WE WAE A GOLD MINE \N THAT Boy. ! Very Clever These Film Magnates. Looks LIKE X'LL WIN A BUCk FRoM JeeE o ™MIS FARRELL, HAGEN / SR SARAZEN COULDNIT HAVE DONE BETTER, § FROM SAND T THIS HERE'S TH SEVENTEENTH TIME HE'S IN THE TRAP. THE FLYING T'VE SEEN), # T'D SAY He's WEREN'T A FRIEND OF MINE T WOULDA'T HAVE TOLD You THAT SOMETHING TEWS ME THAT OLD BIMBO HAS MORE MONEY THAI A SWAMP HAS MISQUITOES] TVE ENJOVED YOUR|- . RAMSBURG — THis 15 MY \ J(UNCLE E STATION ! 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