Evening Star Newspaper, August 14, 1927, Page 91

THE SUNDAY STAR, WASHINGTON. D. C.—GRAVURE SECTION—AUGUST 14, 19 i Home and to Bed | - (Copyright. 1927, by the Chicago Tribune Syndicate ) The couple in the roadster are being shown the shortest way home by their host, who is drawing a swell road map rank and Nellie are all talked out. It's a long ride on on the back of an envelope. Any motor- ¢'s house 1d there's not much left to say. They have ist who has ever tried to follow the direc- that's how badly off the “That's a good ad— tions on the back of an envelope will } 1er thin in "Ring-toc. k offers. And Nellie, know better next time, otherwise home s right back with, "Oh, isn't that a cute ad!” and bed will be a long way off. (Insert shows sample homemade map.) The jazz baby. Just a lovely girl trying to get in and to bed without disturbing her darling mamma, thus inviting too many questions about whose car she came home in and where she met him, and didn’t she think she ought to know better, etc, etc. Oh, it's a hard life for a popular girl! i nursing. Agnes boy friend has brought her home safe and sound to her parental roof and The bedtime diary. “Gracie, dear, what did;we have 1 1 good-hy in the entrance hall. In about a minute mamma, aiter the clam chowder at the restaurant tonight? 1 want ¢ landimg, is going to call down, “Agnes, do you know what time to write up my line a day.” Sometimes she lets it go for ¥ a prol e~ will be, oh, so humiliated! two weeks and the family has a terrible time thinking back. _— ——_ By W. E. Hill. ? BN Joe and Jennie and Jennie's mother have spent a day at the beach with the children The two youngest offspring can go just so far and then they g “What did mam we get home! for home and bed. Jennie has reached the introspective stage and many a grievance she R VAR 1K HERE ct slapped to the tune of ell you? You just wait till he - one and all ready T Oh. to be home and in bed ! Gardner’s sister’s girl driend has been dining with Gardner's ily and, late as it is, nothing will do but that Gardner shall see the girl friend home sardner had nothi to da with it. The girl friend lives way off the other end of town and they have to take a trolley or a j ey anc alk seven blocks through a cemetery to get there. The 1 friend is very chatty. She is going to try to draw Gardner out on the way home. “Which do you think is re the pretti he city or the country *" she is he “I honestly don't know wheth the city or the country best!" Gard ner is wondering whether she will ex- pect him to get just the teeniest hit fresh with her by the time they reach the cemetery The strap-hanger. Bertha. the b tiful business girl. r s all the | murders; they are just n Bertha. Sometimes she has to ~tay late at the bank. and t 1 t it scare me! lovely der. It body of a wealthy reading seems t recluse has been found post package. It was snarked “Do not open until Christmas.” so they did not find him until ncarly a vear afterward. Think .of that! Perry, the commuter. is grabbing 40 winks, or maybe a few less, on the 12:17 train which plies between the city and Perry’s suburb. A commuter can <leep anywhere