Evening Star Newspaper, May 10, 1925, Page 99

\F SOMEBODY HANDED You FIVE HUN'RED MILLION B8ILLION DOLLARS WHAT WOULD YOou DO WITH T2 HEY, LISTEN TO- HEY THERE! WHATS THE IDEA OF THIS CRYING? DID You FALL? DID SOMEBODY FORGET YOUR TROULBLE ! THE POEM | JUS' MADE UP! “HOORAY, HOORAY, HOORAY, HOORAY.... ON ACCOUNT OF THIS 1S , MOTHERS DAY!’ (O KEEP OUT THREE CENTS FOR MYSELF AN GIVE ALL THE REST OF T 7o MY MOTHER! YOUGHTA SEE WHAT | GOT ~ MOTHER! THREE HANKACHIFS WITH ALL DIFFERENT INITIALS ON 'EM! THEY COST FORTY-FIVE CENTS! WAITLL YOU SEE THE | / 8OTTLE OF COLOGNE | goueHT MY MOTHER! THE v Y coLo T ‘ ERY. g GNE THEY | goyEg OF JELLY 1S} NONE OF THAT CHEAP| go g AN IN CASE FIVE CENT STUFF!' THIS gorTLe cosT TENCENTS { ‘Em 1 CAN USE ‘B e MY \ MOM ONE OF \ THOSE FANCY GHE DONT LIKE M MYSELF! SToP THAT CRYING AND ILL BLOW YOU TO A NICE CHOCOLATE BANANA sPLIT! IN HERE ' fLL BUY \-— - :r:;u‘/—\"w"“” G \\\\\\N-ll/ LEAGUE 7~ SLUGGER' 7 —2 = ALL RIGHT! fLL GIVE YOU THE SEVENTY- FIVE CENTS \F You STOP CRYING wikL You? Jreaa | FORGOT -, ALL ABOUT | "MOTHER'S chae Fellens Bcaene .:B/RNQS X X St ———— 800 HOO! ™~ | FORGOT ‘ALL ABOUT 'T AN’ | HAVENT GOT A CENT SAVED UP AN | CANT GINE MOM A PRESENT OR NUTHIN! SHELL THINK 'M A STINGY OLE TITEWAD 800 HOO! A "YOU' A NICE N\ BAG OF PEANULTS! You OWE ME SEVENTY- FIVE CENTS POP SO You BETTER \\\\\‘\.\\‘ awy NOBODY CN SAY THAT | FORGOT