Evening Star Newspaper, May 10, 1925, Page 92

THE SUNDAY STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C.—GRAVURE SECTION—MAY 10, 1925. THE PERFECT WAITRESS By W. E. HILL (Copyright, 1925. by the Chicago Tribune.) have the fat of meo who makes eyes. the nervous woman who changes her order just when it's ready to serve, the complaining. who finds fault with the food an {akes it out on the waitress. and the beautiful but dumh bushoy. the sheik of the Here are four Pyople who sadden the life of & hotet waitress. From left to right we ady The substitute. Bessie is “Eight and five and one to carry is seventeen—" The girl who was never very good a) rflathemalics fixing up a heck. Lunchroom waitresses Two lunchroom waitresses about to leave for the day. very ritzy, and think nothing of coming to work in a taxi arc & These two ladies of the vintage of 1905 and 1925, respectively, will give you some idea of the mar- velous changes that have taken place in head waitresses during the last 20 years. Changes for the bet- ter, we'll say. helping out at the Hickory- ville Commercial House over Sunday. Oh, these traveling men! The jokes they get off! Bessie is making for the kitchen to get over thc giggles. The tea room wait- ress. Rose is helping out at “Ye Olde Shippe Shape Inn” for the Spring and Summer Rose had not banked on being fixed up as part of the scenery The jazzy waitress. She loves to dance. (See, she’s “making” the head waiter.) Hums “Me and My Boy Friend” while she serves you. Wears her hair very fluffy and lets the electric fan blow her curls about. Now and then a hair gets in the butter. The conversa- tional waitress with the mater- nal instinct. Likes to discuss the weather in detail —this week com- pared with last week, and this year with last year, and, if the gentleman doesn’t pick up his newspaper, she will tell him all about the movie she saw last night and trouble with her arches. The waitress with a soul above her job. Louise regards each and every male as a potential Boy Blue. This is Sadie, the green waitress. She has never waited before, never. This is her second job. She looked after Norah has seen most everything there is to be seen, and maybe a little bit more. Waits at Miami in the Winter, Bretton Woods in the Summer, with little jaunts to hotels on both coasts between times. When she finds him, he will take her to Hollywood. where the stars come from. All Louise’s friends tell her she is the living splitting image of one of the Gish sisters— which one, they don’t quite re- member. the Ginsbergs' three little children for a week and -a half, but didn't like being a nurse girl much. When little Irene Ginsberg threatened Sadie with a bowie knife she left. Though eager to please, Sadie will bring the ice cream and the soup at the same time. B 9 (T (T