Evening Star Newspaper, December 9, 1923, Page 103

The Sarcastic Prof Is Being Very Caustic. “Per- haps.” Says He, “If Mr. Mullet Will Remove His Feet From Mr. Gassman's Chair And Wake Up For A Moment He Will Be Glad To Tell Us Just Why The Angle ‘A’ Does Not Equal The Angle ‘B'!" THE SUNDAY STAR, WASHINGTON, D. (.—GRAVURE SE (CTION—DECEMBER 9, 1923. THE COLLEGE PROFESSOR BY W. E. HILL Copyright: 1923: By The Chicago Tribune They Say That After All It's Not What On Counts In A College Man's Career Young Man Of Artistic Bent Is Drawing A | This Is e Gets In The Classroom But What One Gets From Especially True In The Rear Of A Lecture Hall keness From Memory Of A Winter Garden Gi Contact With The Student Body That More So Than In The Front Rows. (The 1 In His English 4 Note Book.) The Disillusioned Professor Has: Been Looking Over Themes All The Mornin “Tell In Your Own Words The Story Of ‘The Eve Of St. Agnes’.” Ran The Ques- tionnaire, And The Students Have Done It Three Bright Young Men Listening To A Lecture On The Art Of The Renais- sance. It Is Toward The End Of The Morning. _Over Head You Will Find A More Or Less Graphic Representation Of What Their Minds Are Centered On The Popular Professor— Old So-And-So They Call Him—Has Never Yet Been Known To Flunk A Student. He Is ACollege Institution Like The Col- lege Fence The Latin Professor Is Full Of The Very Best Jdeas On What Should Be Done With Present Curriculum. _For Instance. If The Cicero Stu- dents Would Get Together And Form A Club— An Eating Club, Maybe—And Pledge Them- selves To Speak Nothing But Latin While Eat- ing, Just Think How Jolly It Would Be! The Nervous Instructor Prides Himself On Being Quite One Of The Boys. He Lives At What The Freshmen Call The “Frat House ""And Is Very Enthusiastic And College Spirited. It Won't Last The Chemistry Professor Is Mild- ness Itself On The Platform, But. Oh, The Marks He Can Hand Out In Times Of Stress “Now That's A Very Good Point, Mr. Fergus: I'm Glad You Brought That Up.” Says The Earnest Professor Whose Soul Is In His Work, And Thereupon Proceeds To Pro Said Point. All Owing To The Fact That Mr. Fergus Was Afraid He'd Be Called Upon And Wanted To Play For Time