Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, April 4, 1909, Page 26

I\L ALY 1 WMCHmUR‘ UNGLE HYPNOTIZE THEM! (ALL.00T FOR - THE MARATHON! RESOLVED. THAT UNCLE 15 A POOR, JUDGE OF RABBITS.WELL!] | TOTRIM A HAT, BUY ALL MAKE MISTAKES BUT FEW OF US ARE A QUART OF ONIONS, A ILLING TO ADMIT TREM. THE FOLKS WHO SEE TAEIR- | [TURNIE A FEATRER. FAULTS ARE LIKE ROAST BEEF HALF DONE—RARE, | [DUSTER A FEW NAILS, . BUT THEY NEVER MISS SEFING THE FAULTS OF OTHERS A GARROT AND A FEW LIKE ACHEF, THEY ARE WILLING T0 ROAST, BUT | [YARDS OF MUSLIN. DYE THE-AGHEF ROASTS T0 LIVE WHILE THE THE MUSLIN IN A BOTTLE ((,52 OTHERS LIVE TO ROAST. JF YOU MUST | |OF INK AND TACK THE ROAST, ROAST GOFFEE. ANYWAY, THIS WHOLE PURCRASE 18 EASTER.. THE DAY ALL THE NICE ON AN INVERTED DISH LADIES WEAR NICELY TRIMMED HATS AND | [PAN=THEN G0 OUT AND “fl)fi\g HUSBANDS, NICELY TRIMMED ' (COPYRIGHT, 1909, BY THE NEW YORK HERALD CO.) Rights Reserved.