New Britain Herald Newspaper, June 21, 1929, Page 8

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As the city hall reporter says, what we need in this life is less of one thing or another and more of | something else. 1t Corporation Counsel Kirkham goes far enough in this gasoline war the Standard Oil may bring Charles Evans Hughes into the case. Heard on Main street: “Where is this reservoir No. 4, anyway; I want to take a little automobile trip to sce the sights.” KFlaming youth nearly got our nanny yesterday after we read, all | on the same page, of two tellows, 16 and 17, being tined for speeding with a car costing $5 and another of 18 figuring in a collision. Spanking in- stead of fines would be appropriate. ’ Warning autoista to quit driving over partly completed street paving jobs comes under the head of con- structive criticism. It is hard to understand how motorists who so fervently favor good roads are will- ing to do their bit to ruin them before they are completed. That Bristol driver who was | yanked at West Hartford by (he‘ energetic police of that place would have more of a case if he had not admitted he was traveling 40 miles an hour. Or possibly that was a typographical error. ey It seems to be a strongly devel- oped opinion in Connecticut that federal aid to the states is bad ' business, seeing that western states get most of the federal aid. But we | are reminded once more ‘hat Con- necticut is on the method in a very practical manner through its ac- 'on corn from 15 |bu.l& But the weakness in this system of estimating is somewhat the same as the government system of estimating generally—it judges the future by the past, when as every- one is aware—especially the post- master—the influx of residents into the city has been more remarkable the past ten years than during the previous decade. The Press, utilizing the Herald's dispatch once again, makes a point- ed reference to the disappointment that must come to Hartford on & basis of the government estimates. The summary leaves Hartford with a gain of only 17,000 instead of the anticipated 50,000. Says the Press: “One finds, too. in the Washing- ton summary, an estimate of the Hartford county total. Here the fig- ures are more comforting to the county hopes in general, if not to the Inaurance city. The total foots up to 420,036, as compared with 336,027 in 1920, quite a respectable addition. Yet this §4,000 gain, con- siderable as it it, must be disap- pointing to Hartford city. What with New Britain showing a net increase of 27,000, West Hartford one of at least 20,000, if the town claimants are to be believed, while ‘Wethersfield, Windsor, East Hart- ford and other towns claiming 20.- 000 more, Hartford city is left with but a modest 17,000 increase in- stead of the 50,000 or more which is claimed for it. It the census taker reveals figures like thia, there will be more charges of gov- ernment inability to count.” 1t the estimates of Postmaster Erwin receive a rather torrid re- icop!lon in Middletown, it is & sat- isfaction to find that the Hartford | estimates are considered in an even ! more critical spirit. After all, what iare estimates among editors? LITTLE TARIFF ITEMS i THAT STIR DEBATE Some of the tariff items that are includede in the tentaeive list show that fear of foreign competition s in some cases more of a nightmare than a reality. There is the proposed increase of the duty on lard, for instance, from one cent to three cents a pound. One | pauses to reflect whether the lard | manufacturers really can be sincere /in their efforts to increase this duty to keep out forelgn lard from the American market. For in 1927, the last year for which figures are available, our entire importation of lard was valued at only $625. The agricultural “protection” as indicated In the tentative increase of duty an corn is another instance. This s supposed to please the farmer greatly. The idea is to raise the duty to 25 cents a | bushel, Now, in 1927, we imported 4.- 916,000 bushels of corn—mainly from Argentinu—and in that same year exported 13,428,000 . bushels. Our domestic production of coen ir that year was 2,786,288,000 bushels. It doesn't require a mathematical genius to determine what sense there is in raising the duty on corn NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD. FRIDAY, JUNE 21, 1929. more certain to remain in the air when something goes wrong with the .power plant. The disaster over the English Channel the other day was traced to the failure of one of the engines of a two-engined plane; when the one engine went bad the other was unable fo keep the ship aloft. This is manifestly an argu- ment for tri-motored planes, such as are in use on the Boston-New York route, making it possible, when one engine “bucks,” to be just as safe as before with the two remaining en- gines operating. A majority of accidents of air- | planes, however, occur in taking off or coming to the ground. There is no field open tao inventors with greater prospects of providing a boon for jthat part of mankind which is air minded than to invent some plan to minimize or ermse these hazarus. A | practicable heliocopter would fill this “long-felt want,” and though some have been fairly successful in experiments their combination with the regular build of planes secems to be difficult. One of the latest ideas is to com- i bine a parachute system with planes. {the belief of the experimentors be- llnl that parachutes of sufficient size might prevent an airplane from 'dropping to the ground too swiftly. Considering the weight of an air- plane, it is difficult for a layman to imagine success along thesc lines. Another plan is to have sufficient individual parachutes on passenger ! planes—tunctioning like life preserv- ers on steamships—for use in emer- gencies. This looks reasonable pros vided there would be time enough to use such appliances in an emergency. The Guggenhelm foundation for aeronautical research Is busy en- deavoring to bring about the manu- facture of safer airplancs and gives |to every inventor that careful con- "sideration which might lead to the needed improvements. Colonel Lind- | bergh himself is identified with try- ing out some of the numerous Ideas that have been placed into the manufacture of experimental , models. With so many minds work- ing on the problem, and there being no dearth of funds for the experi- fents, we have no doubt that the !aim and end of these endeavors will turn out satistéctorily. ZONING REGULATIONS THAT REALLY REGULATL Zoning In American municipalities , was grafted upon a condition that wiready had permitted business and commercial structures in the midat |of residence districts. Some of the | early legal cases that were predicat- 1ed upon zoning laws determined | whether such businéss bulldings ! could be elminated from a residence; district after zoning went into effeci. iThe general trend ' of the judieial Bt. Louis, the route bisecting th state of Illinois. We concluded that without doubt the worst state in the Union was Illinoia, possessing abso- lutely nothing to make habitation therein bearable. The heaps of refuse around coal mines did not im- press us favorably at all, while the aquare miles of corn stalks left us | cold. What the chief said about the South was mild in comparison with our comments about Illinois. What "\'u our’surprise in later years to read all about Illinois as the greatest single empire in the ¢8 conatituting our states. The state, we read—with statistics galore—possessed about every resource that man could wish. From that time on we have quit trusting to a superficial examination of sections of the country from rail- voad coach windows. Of course, we hope what the chief suid about the South is true. But when we see Atlanta running page ads about its consistent gobbling up {of new industries, note that North Carolina has built more fine roads than nearly any other state—and incidentally note how it levies tribute on all of us by selling us our | cigarettes—and note how Texas ex- ! ports nearly as much as New York. we grow & bit nervous. IFacts and Fancies BY ROBERT QUILL The farmer has uneasy moments when he thinks G. O. P. means Great On Promises. Logic now the people are the government and they do as they picase. Once the saloons got a man's money; now every third stere sells ready-to-wear garments for women. | They raise the ta for manufac- turer and farmer, but the only thiug raised for the consumer is what Dante saw. It scems to be a law. The faster he goes, the less difference it will | make when he gets there. Usually you can tell, just by look- ing at a man, that he would take a |#irl on a picnic ard provide cold fried egga for lunch. The cynic says there is no such thing as love, and of course the mole thinks there is no such thing light. In backwoods districts many peo- ple won't attend church because they haven't good enough clothes. Their clothes don’t show in the se- {dan. Modern style history has good points, but what can you say when Willie discovers that most of the great men were dull in school? |, Americanism: ~ Worshiping the |fathery who fought for liberty: trembling with drend when the card announces a federn! agent. decisions, as we understand them | ,has been that this could not be ac- 'complished; that those commercial structures which seeped into resi- Perhaps it is all right to sterilize the feeble-minded. The hard part ‘wlll be to find somebody qualified to draw the line. he king did as he pleased; | as ceptance of vocational school ald |in face of such a situation. under the Smith-Hughes act. That's | the act the provisions of which ' Frederck J. Trinder couldn't thor-\{ oughly understand. FIVE-YEAR PAYMENTS FOR CAPITAL INVESTMENTS New Britain again hak given evi- dence that the pay-as-you-go policy dence dlstricts before there were | Eznnln. laws would be priveleged to | stay, which Is the constitutional way | | of regarding the proposition. There's always something. The ploncer had to hunt his dinner, and most of us live many blocks from a idrug store. Bt (8 pAMRF sbiling Doards te I Man 15 the only creature that can prevent accretions of new commer- i roayon, and the only one that thinks clal fnstitutions in residence districts, | killing moral it done by an organ- " game with Yale. The class ,of 1919 at Harvard brought a “real, live, honest-to- goodness” hippopotamus to Boston in honor of the annual baseball Spectators liked “Busie” better than the ball game. HOW POPULATION IMATE IMPRESS AN OBSERVER Commenting on the Herald's re- cent dispatch from Washington giv- ing the most recent estimates of the census bureau regarding the popu- latlon of New Britain and of Hart. ford county. the Middletown Press seems inclined to think the govern- ment estimate is more correct than that of Pestmuster Erwin. This is how we 100k to others, and it may give the post™aster a great pain: but then, this 18 a free country. | The Middletown editor advises us to adopt another method of com- ing to an estimate of our popula- tion, and that is through the school cnumeration. On this basis, we are advised, 1920 showed children of school age totaling 16,027, and an official population of 59316, The ratio of schoo! children was one to every 3.7 of the government enu- meration. “Now they (New Britain) have about 20,000 youngsters of the school age in the city at present.” continues the Press. “Apply the ratlo of 2.7 to that figiire and they have about 75,000, which comes nearer to the W. burean figure. If the o as well about babies and kers in the nothing of with no busi- then it tre next ten months, having more wee ness for the undertakers, ought to have fully 77.000 by April. | 1930. with chances to make the full | 80,000 1f the counters will do their duty, both for the city and for the | state.” Fooling with figures is a &lippery business. Last October, when the last school census was taken, there were 20,105 children between 4 and 16 in the city. On this would bring the population to 74.388. As the school population for next fall has increased to the poim where a basis of 3.7 a few portable schools are to help quench the jar i= quite likely that the popula- it that time will be necessar; it fion in excess | watchdogs of the won't work with regard to municipal progress, The state can have all of this policy it cares to swallow, but the municipality is convinced that if it tried to acquire its essentlals in thls manner it would appear to be going bankrupt; or if it denied it- self the necessities of progress until it was able to pay cash out of the taxation fund it would stand still for years at a time. Fortunately there ix no politics involved In the city's at- titude on this point, %o that there are no antl-instaliment-buying poli ticians in City Hall. There may be other types and sorts, but when the city ni ticians seem seds a new fire house the poli- able to bury their artillery and all join in the chorus of “Go Ahead.” Constructing a fire house on a basis of five equal installments is as convenient to the city as the pur- automobile on install- ments is to the average motor en thusiast. The city, like the individ- ual. buys its needs out of income. It chase of un 1ust be as careful as the individual, however, not to overdo the system, for nothing is as irritating as to have more installments come due than the income permits. To obviate this dire result citizens in the So far place their confidence treasury. there is no cause to be uneasy. Installment exte payments ding over a period of five years is an ideal system to negotinte ca invest- ments. It is surprising how quickly five years roll by, and then it iz all R AIRPLANES D OF AVIATION authority than himse From no less an Colonel Lindbergh the statement comes that, though com- mercial aviation scems to be on a firm footing. airplanes must be made far safer than they are if the day of universal flying is to he achieved. | he colonel is 1o be congratulated tpon a willingness 1o face facts and not permit his ebullient enthusiasm to tincture his thinking. What the colonel evidently had in mind was the two-fold idea that jeven when some such commercial i buildings already exist. seems to be a well-established principle. With- out this principle in effect zoning would be & sour-sounding cymbal. and quite worthlees to achicve the | results desired. 1t is curious to note, however, how often the principle is attacked de- ! spite its universal application and legality. 1t is hard to convince some enterprising commercial citizens that they cannot add to commercal enter- prises in a residence district. There are some already in the neighbor- hood® why not more? is the prevail- ing complaint. We have fioted, how- ever, that such attacks upon the | zoning principle rarely hold water in the "courta. Where & muncipality grows and changes from time to time are nec- essary—especlally in the twilight zone between bustmess and residence districts—adjustments can and must be miade.But these need be carefully | considered at every step. Nothing is more likely to nullify zoning prin- clples altogether than ill-considered adjustments which favor commerce |unduly and to the disadvantage of residenters who need the protection that zoning regulations afford. ! JUDGING THE COUNTRY | UNDER DIFFICULTIES | 1t has taken some time to get around to this, but that was due to a variety of circumstances over which we had no control. Anyway, Chief of Police Hart recently return- ed from a police chiefs' convention | information that the South was not | as much as it was cracked up to be. From his interview we got the me- tionthat New England has nothing to fear from this rapidly growing mec- tion of the republic We were not convinced, however t scemed to us that the chief didn't have time to investigate thorough- ly. Once we made a somewhat simi- lar mistake regarding another state | —Tllinols—and" after that we don't Lz | Once we had occasion to ride on of 75,000 on the school enumeratiq | planes must be made fool-proof and ) the Chicago & Alton from Chicago to ke rapid fire criticisma seriously. ' ized group. | Another way to meet the best peo- ple is to decide not to shave this morning. | Think how awful it will be when ovolution has done its work ana man is merely a brain, a thumb for a push button and. something to sit on. And merchants would need ar- mored cares to protect their distant trade from rivals if private ethics still matched the ethics of nations. Musolinl opposes beauty contests because Italian girls mever win. If only he would apply that reasoning to the Cacsar complex. | It may vet be necessary criminals to make a Roi Roads weren't hard-snrfaced |they were necded for pleasure. holiday. until ! Correct this sentence: suffer in silence,” maid the wife, don’t want anybody to notice that I'm doing it.” 19 Publishers’ Syn- dicate.) | e !25 Vears Ago Today | The committee on health gave a hearing in the city court room last evening on the matter of the ape pointment of a milk inspector and the licensing of milk dealers. The Herald was the recipient of a wireless message today from Al- derman George M. Landers, who is lerossing the ocean on his way to "Europe. | Figures compiled by Principal Akers of the high school show that 111 pupils will enter the school in 'the fall. | Due to the great demand for Her- alds by members of the high school graduating class, it was necessary ! (Copyright, of yesterday's paper. | Rev. John T. Winters attended the 'first annual dinner of the Cathedral school alumni in Hartford last eve- ning. Superintendent Stuart will recom- mend the eppointment of 12 mew teachers at the meeting of the school board to be held tomorrow evening. The Golden Eagles and the Junior O. U. A. M. baseball teams will clash tomorrow at Electric field. The average length of the com- mon cod fish 's ahout twn and one- | halt or three feet, and the weight 1 between 30 and 50 pounds. to hang | Send all communications to Fun shop Fditor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your leties will he forwardedd to New Vark. Well and Why Not? / It's “Fun” time, as the bleachers show, In pews they wave 'em to and fro, Well, why riot make it Fun time, Folks, Start up a breeze of Jjokes? mirth Real Thrilling! Nancy: "I was out riding with Larry last night.” . “Does he give you a “Grab this, kid. That "boy never starts necking under 60 miles an hour!" and | | her, got out In the rain and tight- ened a rattling window, performed other little services ,and when she deacended he escorted her to her door, holding an umbrella. S8he gave him the eighty-five cents the meter ticked off and two pennies besides, - ‘With a low bow he returned the coppers. “Madam,” he said, “I have never deprived an old lady yet of her daily paper and I don't in- tend to start now!" Keep At It! Infielder: “What did old ‘Slug- | ger’ Clark do after he retired from baseball!” Outfielder: good batting average. Infielder: “How was that?" Outflelder: “He singled in vaude- ville and doubled in the movies —Mary A. Boylan. “He kept up a pretty (Copyright 1929. Repreduction Forbidden) Invitation to Dinner (By Seth Moseley) Draw up to the table, Junet! i And cat with your old-time vim; You had better be plump than dead, my dear, | You had better be safe than slim. The sausage beckon, the white bread calls, The hour has arrived to dine— Draw up to the table, Janet, my love, \ The creamed potatoes are fine! Hark not to the fuble, Janet, Of the vanishing silhouette; Be deaf to the song of the sharps, , And eat as of yore you ate! I The veal chops sizzle, the pudding steams, The goose is ready to carve— As long as you're able, Junct my love, though starve! diet Eat. the whole world |The beasts of the stable, Janet, | Can live on a wisp of hay, But you are the cream of the human race— Tear Into the cheese souffle! ! Don’t mind if it gives you a curve | | or two, ' | Whatever the styles may be— Draw up to the table, Janet, love, It will be all vight with me! my | DON'Y GET WHAT Tve BOSS SEES N Twis TO INTEREST WM SO MUCH ¢ THERL'S NOTHING YO EAT OR DRINK IN T wolutiont | Robert: “I love you more than | | tongue can tell.” Mildred: “How about using your lips then? —I'rank Kolish It would be just Itke scicnce | rudely fo discover, one of these days, that o cucumber is no cooler than |a potato! At Home in Spare Tin (A Composite Story of a Com- posite Hero) (By Fred M. Deyer) | | "The effect on my friends was tre- mendous. The luughter stopped. There were gasps of amazement. Fred!” they cried. “Where did you learn to speak Irench like that? Who was your teacher!" “I have never even seen my Lteacher,” 1 replied, “and just a short | while ago 1 couldn’t play a note.” Then 1 explained how for years I had longed to play the piano. And "before 1 knew it 1 was pl [ the pieces T liked best classical numbers, or equal ease, Today 1 am one of the biggest {men in our industry. Scarcely a { meeting or a banquet is held with- out my being asked to speak. This | amazing training has made me into |a sclf-confident, uggressive talker— |am easy conversationalist—almost overnight. The first night T mastered a fasci- | nating fox-trot and soon 1 knetw I [ was ready for the best of them. T can scarcely believe it myself, [ but just a few months ago 1 didn't know a word of French. Then T | played through the first few bars {of Liszt's immortal “Liebestraume,” and my friends sat breathless, spell- bound. T was amazed to learn that T actually had a natural gift for | public speaking, and in a ridiculous- {1y short time T was able to face | glant audiences—without a trace of stage fright. I 1In the first three months T {over $8.000—bigzer, quicker money than T ever made bofore in my life. { Best of all, the methods T used re- auired no heartless exerci no tiresome practising. Twenty minutes a day. in my in the South. and returned with the 5 open the press room early this,spare time. have made me able to morning and run off another edition ' dominate one man of five thousand. {1 have become an accomplished jdancer risht in my own home af a small cost! Before and After Bernice: “Refore they were mar- Iriea. she fairly threw “herself at him." ~ Jeffrey: “And now she everything else at him! —Vera Loring. throws Gallant? One of thore heanx sabreurs whe drive taxis took an ill-tempered ,1ady home ;.- downtown one re- ! cont roiny night. He dusted off the back seat for QUESTIONS ANSWERED You ean get un answer to any queation of fact or inforination by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald. Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenne, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical. legal and martial advice eannot be given, nor can ex- other questions will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All lettery are confidential. —Editor. Q. sced ? A raised from seed take four or five years to flower, and they mauy not be the same variety as the parent stock. The seeds should be planted in boxes, in light ndy ‘tois in cold frames in late winter, as deep as four times the dizmeter of the seed. . Q. Is there a federal pension law? A the Army, Navy or Marine Corps of the United States or in any. of the wars of the United States are, under some conditions, entitled to com- pensation from the governemnt on Cun tulips be raised from a widows’ "nccount of the rervice of their hus- law for | band, but there is no federal providing a gencral pension widows. Q. Were Eu'dias men or women?” A, These characters, mentioned | by Paul, were Chri women, | perhaps deaconesses, women of | great influence in Christian church at Philippi Q. How old is resident Hoover? A. Q. Where are the oldest printed honks in the world? Al The oldest printed hooks were made by the Chinese, and the oldest hooks and scripts vrinted from movable type are the Gutten- burg productions, now in the Guten- hurg museum. Mainz, Germ: Bibliotheque Nationale at P a copy of the Gutenbur; zarin Bible, in Latin, 0. When fs the Mississippi river at its highest and lowest? A. TFrom March to the end of May, generallv in March and April | the level is hizhewt, and the lowest | level is in the fall, u: v :\ro||'|r|; October or the carly part of No- vember. 5 | Q. Wio composed the main cast of the motion picture “Rrotherly Love"? A Jean Arthur ward Cnnnel Q How prosident of G A. Ebert Friederich was dent from February 11, 1 his death, February 28, 19 Q. Who said “What this country necds 18 2 gocd five cent cigar”? A. The late Vice Pre shall was the author and Syntyche or the Richard Carlyle, B and Marcin Harris long was Friederich ermany? presi- ident Mar- of HoUSE UNTIL ED S / ‘Widows of men who served in | He was born August 10, 1874. | Karl Dane, George K. Arlhur.‘ aphorism. | Q. What is the eariiest record of warfare in the world? A. Wars are recorded on the monuments of the first Babylonian Empire, and records in Egypt give accounts of wars as early as 3500 to 1700 B. C. As far back as human records go there is evidenoce of war- fare. T Q. Is Australia an island or a contipent ? A. Australia is sometimes re- garded by geographers as a. con- tinent and sometimes as an island. |1t is spoken of as “the largest |istand in the world”; also as “the |island continent’. Q. Who was Romaine Fielding? A. A star in Lubin's western melodramas in the early days of motion pictures. In 1913, he and Mary Pickford were voted the two most popular persons on the screen. | After that he made and lost two | fortunes, and worked in the scenario |and directorial end of pictures, and 8 a character actor. He died De- mber 15, 1927, fdllowing a sudden iliness. He was 45 and his widow and three children survive him, Q Who played the leading parts in the motion picture Humoresque? A. Irances Marion played the lead. Vera Gordon played the part of the Jewish mother! Dore David- son played the part of her husband; Bobby Connelly was their son, and the role of the imbecile was por- trayed by Sidney Carlyle. Alma Rubens and Gaston were also in the cast. Q. How high is the statue on the | dome of the U. 8. capitol? Was it | cast? A. Tt is 19 feet 8 inches high; welghs 14,985 pounds and was cast near Bladensburg, Maryland. Q. How can old coins be cleaned and kept bright? A. Use powdered whiting applied | with a dampened cloth. To return |the original luster of copper and |tato and let them remain overnight. | Copper coins after being cleaned | a good hard lacquer which will pre- | vent tarnishing for a considedable | time. " Observations | ) | On The ‘Weather | Washington, June 21.—Forecast for Southern New England: Partly | cloudy tonight and Saturday; not much change in temperature; gentle able winds. for Kastern New York: ir tonight and Baturday; lightly cooler in north portion to- night; gentle variable winds. Conditions: Pressure remains relatively low along the middie At- lantic coast with lowest pressure reading at Norfolk, Va. Showers occurred yesterday in castern Penn- sylvania, New Jersey and over ttered arcas of the coast dis- tricts from New York eastward to Rhode lsland. An arca of high pressure over- spreads the country from the Ap- | palachian highlends westward to the Pacific coust with centers neap | Springficld Mo, and Portland, Oregon. Conditions favor for this Vicinity fair weather for two or three days. Temperatures yesterday: High 92 80 Low 1 66 in bronze at Clark’s Mill foundry, | Boston . Ruftale .. Minneapolis Nantucket . Nashville New Haven .... New Orleans New York . Norfolk, Va. Northfield, Vt. . Pittsburgh Portland, M 8t. Louis .. Washington SAT BY WIFE IN NOVIE, NOW MOVIE IS No MORE Dutch “Morality” Iaw Violated Whea Man Occupied Seat Be- side Woman—No More Shows Washington, June 21 (UP)— American movie fans don't know how lucky they are, There was one lone moving pictute house in the lit. tle Dutch town of Rucyhen. Now there is none, the cinema section of the commerce department has been dvised, It was closed yesterday be« use a man sat by his wife. According to the municipal laws of Rucyhen, it was explained, male and female patrons: of shows, on grounds of “public morality,” must sit separately. Police raided the the. ater one night recently and discov- | ered the two “culprits. | AagSir Harny - tended research be undertaken. All|old coins, place them in a raw po- | 2358 v {may be coated with spar varnish or , = ! Hae ye heard this one P! HIELAN’ ELDERS | There are still fine figures of men in the Scottish Highlands whose Pob | quaintarce with the English I |quage is. to say the least, somewhat ment ¥ | T was reading a book the other | night wherein the famous Dr. Boyd |tells of thrce Rosshiré elders whe were having a quiet carouse after| the Sunduy cvening service. They, | never sid a word to each other un- til &fter they had finished their third tumblerful of hot toddy. Then one of the elders solemly, pronounced that “this wass the best drop o' whusky that effer I tasted nevermore before! “So digd I neither, Donal,” agreed the second. “And also did T too, forbye!” sole emnly added the third. Hlsny (ot YOUR BABY IN SUMMERTINE Summertime i8 hore. time for yourg babies. It is them tha toet their little ones from the ills that ton Bureau has ready for you an 8. Government mources, on the coupon below and eend for The hot days are ahead. Summer fs the hardest t mothers ought to know how to proe t come in the hot months. Our Washe authoritative bulletin, compiled from the Care of Infants in Summertime. Fill out it. 1t muy save your buby from serious iliness. = = e = =CLIP COUPON HERE == o= e o= = I| | pamizs EpiToR, Washington Bur | 1322 New York herewith five cents in until | that | e fik S \\/ Avenue, Washington, ¢ the bulletin CARE OF INFANTS IN SUMMERTIM postage stamps, for postage and handling costs: eau, New Britain Herald, D < coin, or loose, uncancelled, U. 8. ' Tho Taanarrl Teollen That Meets All the Trains. By Fentaine Fo ON ACCOUNT OF THAT LoNG STEEP GRADE THE SKIPPER NEVER WoULD SToP THE ¢AR IN FRONT oF ED wom'tg BOUGHT THAT GREAT DANE.