Evening Star Newspaper, March 28, 1935, Page 44

MAGAZINE FEATURES. THE EVENING BSTAR,. WASHINGTON, D. C, THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 1935. MAGAZINE FEATURES. BY THORNTON W. BURGESS. Who is so meek he never fights will find he has no rights. Intime will A5 Mother Natute. EDDY FOX was too wise to try R a second time to dig out Johnny Chuck. He knew it would be time and labor wasted. Not all Chucks are as smart as Johnny. Reddy had in his time dug out more than one. But; it he ever should catch Johnny, it wouldn’t be that way and he knew it. “I'll just leave him alone for a while until he gets careless and goes too far from his hole,” thought Reddy. So_Johnny was left in peace. Johnny was still having hard work to find enough to eat. New grass was just beginning to grow in places. There was no clover to amount to anything. on this part of the Green Meadows, so Johnny did a lot of run- “WHO ARE YOU DEMANDED JOHNNY. ning about looking for food. It was on his return from one of these trips that he met with a most unpleasant surprise; a stranger was sitting on his doorstep. Yes, sir, a strange Chuck was sitting there for all the world as if he owned the place. Johnny stopped a few feet away | Jolly Polly A Little Chat on Etiquette BY JOS. J. FRISCH. A BUDGET IS A WAY OF WORRYING BEFORE YOU SPEND_INSTEAD OF AFTER. Y. A. J—In helping a girl out of a taxicab or other conveyance, a man takes her by the elbow in order to steady her. If the streets are icy, he does not release her until she is Quite firm on her feet. Send a three-cent, stamped return envelope to Jolly Polly for the leaflet, “Manners in Public.” Bedtime Stories The Impudent Stranger. and looked the stranger over. He saw that the latter was fully as big as himself and younger. He, too, was thin and hungry-looking. Johnny guessed right away that he had very recently wakened from his Winter's sleep. “‘?Vho are you?” demanded Johnny. The stranger merely glanced at him and said nothing. “What are you doing on my door- step?” demanded Johnny, his anger growing. “You are mistaken,” replied the stranger. “This is my doorstep. Just g0 on about your business.” Johnny could hardly believe his ears. “Look here, fellow, I dug that hole,” said he. “Much obliged. It suits me fine. Now run along and dig another,” re- plied the other. - Such impudence! Never had Johnny | met with such impudence. He gritted his teeth. “Are you going to leave | peaceably, or have I got to drive you | away?” he demanded. “I don't intend to leave at all,” re- | plied the other, gritting his teeth. “Haven't I just said that this suits me fine? This may have been your hole once, but it isn't any longer. It is mine now.” “‘How do you get that way?" snarled Johnny, growing more and more angry. “I happened along and found no one at home here, so I took posses- |sin. You know the law. Among the furred and feathered folk, whatever one can take and hold belongs to him. I've taken this hole and I think I can hold it,” retorted the stranger. Johnny felt the hair rising along his back and neck. It always does i that when he is very, very angry. He | Was angry, very angry, now. Such im- | pudence was beyond belief. He would put this stranger in his place. And | then, to add insult to injury, the | stranger spoke again. | “There is another hole over yonder a little way,” said he. “If you really must have a hole, you can use that | one.” Of course that holé was the one | Johnny had dug first and that Reddy Fox had tried to dig him out of. It was so big now that Reddy could walk in at will, so of course it wasn't safe any longer. Of course, the stran- ger knew it, and Johnny knew that the stranger knew it. Johnny gritted his teeth and growled as he advanced a few steps. The stranger wasn't afraid. This was plain to see. But he was &autious. He backed into that hole so that only | his head was out. He grinned at | Johnny in the most provoking way. To get him out of there would be a | task, and he knew it. “Run along, old fellow, or you may get hurt,” said he, in the most im- pudent manner. To be called an old fellow was more than Johnny could stand. | (Copyright. 1 1 Miss of 106 Hates Cats. | Dispelling the fallacy about the old | maid’s cat, Miss Anna Farrell, who recently celebrated her 106th birth- | day anniversary in Dublin, Irish Free State, declares that her pet antipathy | And modern girls have no | | is felines. | place in her favor. “They are dread- “The girls in my day were much the best. They never { smoked or drank or cut their hair.” ful,” she said. Little Benny BY LEE PAPE. wl WAS eating breakfist and ma was quick looking at the paper before pop had a chance to take it out with him, saying, Well well of all the abserd silly things, all this valu- able space taken up about a so-called doughnut eating champeen of the werld, just because he ate 20 dough- nuts in 18 minnits, or 18 doughnuts in 20 minnits, wichever it was, how redickuliss. Does any one imagine that any one would read that? ma said. You read it, pop sald, and ma said, It's hard to imagine that such a thing could take place in this day of en- lightenment and age of science when grate men in grate labbatories de- vote their life to prove that food, far from being mieerly an unfeeling mass of animal and vegetable matter, is really starches and carbohydrants and proteens, and in the last final annalysis, calories and vitamins. And what is their reward for a lifetime of unselfish devotion to the cause of higher digestion? she said. . They get the Nobel Prize, pop said, and ma said, They reed in the paper that some man has become famous for stuffing 20 doughnuts into his sis- tem in 18 minnits, or 18 doughnuts in 20 minnits, one's almost as bad as the other. Really Willyjum some- times it seems that education and the pursuit of science are rothing more than a mass of dead wood on a sea of ignorants, she said. By gollies I'm afraid you're rite, pop said. More than a doughnut a minnit for 20 doughnuts, I mean 18 minnits, it’s revolting. Now if it had been liver and onions, I'd of garan- teed to eat him or any other man cleen out of the picture, he said, and I said, Sure, doughnuts, gosh what's that? I bet if it ever came to eating the most bake beans in the least time I bet nobody would come anywheres near me, I said. . Nobody of any. refinement would, I'm sure, hee hee, ma said. O what's & use, you're just 2 of a kind, she said. Wich we are, Television News in Russia. Called the first television newspaper, the Telechronique has been placed in operation by the Soviet Radio Com- mittee in Moscow. It is really a talk- ing picture film and is televised from Moscow to be picked up by any one having the necessary apparatus. Two radio receivers are needed, one to pick up the sound, and the other, working on a different wave length, to pick up the vision. It is predicted that tele- vision illustrated newspapers will be seen in many countries within two years. — s —— Hole-in-One Shocks Golfer. As Miss M. Cilin was swinging to hit a golf ball on the links at Penrith, Australia, she was shocked to see the ball fly down the fairway before her club had reached it. After it had | landed in the cup she learned that two small boys hiding in the bushes had fired at the “pill” with a shotgun and “holed in one” with their first SO NOW YOURE USING MY THIS CAN OPENS EASILY DOESN'T IT 2 I (AN CUT DOWN TO | THAT AMOUNT EVEN.IN | | MY OLD FAVORITE ¢ RECIPES, IVEFOUND ! 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Among the early immigrants bear- ing this name to come to the New Eng- The 0ld Gardener Says: Garden makers, who want to grow a novelty, will be interested to experiment with a new annual called Tithonia speciosa. It really ought to be started in a cold frame or in the house in April, but will flower before the end of the season if seeds are started outside when the ground is warm. The plant grows like Jack's beanstalk, getting higher than a man's head when it starts to flower. Its rapid-growing habit and the beauty of its flow- ers, which are produced at the top of the plant in great pro- fusion, give it unusual interest. The seeds cost little, and one package will give several plants. (Copyright. 1935.) land States was Humphrey Davies, a merchant, and son of 8ir John Davies of London. He arrived in Boston in 1665, was & freeman in Billerica and finally settled down in Wol , Mass. & descendant of John Davies “the elder,” of England and was born in Kington Parish, County Hereford, in 1680. There are numerous descen- dants of this colonist now living in many of the New England States, New Y&l‘k dnd elsewhere in the United States. arms signifies physical strength and deathless cour- age, and are no doubt shown on the coat armor in commemoration of deeds of valor and heroism executed by warriors and crusaders in the an- cient days of the family. (Copyright, 1935.) ——e Korea Wars on Radicals. Korea will be cleared of all radicals if plans of officials are successful. This was revealed with the recent dis- closure that 200 alleged “reds” have been arrested and 47 of these indicted before the Sheishin District Court. 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