Evening Star Newspaper, October 4, 1931, Page 103

THE SUNDAY STAR. WASHINGTON. D. C—GRAVURE SECTION—OCTOBER 4, 1931 By W. E. Hill (Copyright, 1931, by Chicago Tribune Syndicate.) “Arthur, I know C N i The ride home is a great relief to a harassed car owner that car behind us ? i with a back-seat driver in good working order sitting behind, has a lot of hold- - ] because by that time she will be tired of seeing that sweetie The nervous wife and her mama up men in itl ¥ 4 - M takes the right road or of quoting what the Peabodys said are in cahoots again. “You'd bet- Ma,’“‘ ‘3"'1 : are ‘ E 5 ] "\ v about lakmdg the delour_land will quiet down and grow intro- ter not say anything, Francie,” going to put our 5 i ¢ y spective and go into a silence. admonishes the latter: Vit just gets rings in the ther- - him irritable. He'll find he’s on mos bottle and the wrong road soon enough!” you'd better swal- low frater- nity ¢ The minor accident look. These lady matorists are tossing a load of righteous indignation and ladylike scorn in the direction of another car (whose occupants are probably registering the same emotions) because some one tried to pass some one e and there are scraped fenders to be gone to court over. La »n the rear scat are a great help at such times, because they are always positive the driver of the other car deliberately pushed right into them, when they themselves were travel- ing less than five miles an hour! The whisperers. Nothing up- sets a sensitive male more than to hear a lot of giggling and whispering going on behind him Particularly if he can catch a word now and then that leads him to suspect he is the subject of a secret conference. 4 Sweet and sat on. These three girls have offered a lot of suggestions as to left turns, sign posts and gear shifts, and have been treated very, very rudely—almost insolently—so now they are ting quietly, looking sweet and martyred, just wa g for the male driver to realize his mistakes. The captivating girl. Georgie believes in being on the safe side, and whenever a poli¢eman ap- proaches the car begins hurling her personality at him, the idea being, of course, that if she can drive said policeman simply crazy it will divert him from whatever the driver of the car has been up to. This afternoon the car has been halted to make sure that no Japanese beetles or corn boles are being given a lift,” and Georgie is being very captivating, She’s Girls who travel in the rumble seat cannot rightly be classed with the rear-seat telling the quarantine officer that “maybe there’s a drivers because they are too far away to offer first aid, but they are great on little ladybug aboard”! “I told you so,” having known all alongl that it was the wrong lun;; but lllou‘g::l everybody knew it was wrong! They love to sing sad songs to themselves like B ; ions. roid, old y crong; we'r d o e Kind of & Girl Who Is in Everybody's Arms, But Never in Any Onc’s B Gl Ll e e S hkechep Il " N i l