Evening Star Newspaper, December 14, 1930, Page 4

ELECTION PARODIED BY GRIDIRON CLUB Fess Pictured as Napoleon, Astride Steed, Volstead, < in Skit at Dinner. (Continued From First Page.) Rorah.” light was thrown on Romes Rostosn, whe deciimed: “Election’s over; now we should not In love instead we should co-operate. | ‘We Democrats are always so romantic, | 86 full of high ideals and applesauce. | And I, #s Romeo Robinson, lead the w-yl To love the G. O. P., though Glass in~ sists i Vi we shan't apologizs. pafty ties he still would have us botnd: T Re jests at scars that never felt a' wound. i But why should we see darkly through a Glass?" i Another tlight disclosed _Juliet | Watson, who replied to Romeo Robin- son: For By “Oh, ‘Joe, this is so sudden. Co-operation is the very mmfi, I know my Uncle Herbert loves the word, And Robinson’s a perfect Romeo. O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Democrat? Deny thy party and refuse thy name, And T will, too, for I'll eo-operate. 1 It thoull no longer be a Democrat, | Then I'll no longer be a G. O. P. To think that Democrats will follow me, When men of my own party never ‘would!” Hamlet Borah Enters. But Hamlet Borah entered to spoil the billing and cooing of these lovers. Romeo Robinson chided Hamiet Borah being “in the wrong act,” and Ham Horah answered: hate both your parties, I suspect ;lon both. A nl-gx;e ©’ both your houses. I hate everybody. I will not let you two eo-operate. I end this foolish talk of love. Now listen— Whichi one of mm o ofganise ‘The new sanh’vw answer that! Heh, heh, heh!” Immediately there was sirife between Romeo Robinson and Juliet Watson, both claiiing they would organize the next Senate. And Hamlet declared: your co-operation! your Romeo and Juliet! I Gridiron Officers presided at the dinner last night. Lower: Jay G. Hayden “n:g. Detrott News, newly elected president. any of you by chance like an executive intment?” “Bhe soidiers threw oft all signs of weakness and cheered lustily. “This is the spirit,” said Fess, “which has kept the Republican party fat in ly to expect they'd love each |the le: 1 it § ks d hin i@gé?g ? National 8 Ry B s ggie 2| E A bugle called, darkness fell upon the banquet hall, ughh 1l stage and out throug smoke of battle galloped Marshals Nay Nay Moses and Orgigy ‘Wood on (u"‘fi wooden horses. were | ‘with binoculars. S “Here we are on the field of Water- J00,” sald Marshal Wood. “¥es, Marshal Wood,” replied Mar- shal Moses, “history wiil remember the battle of Waterloo, November 4, 1930." Napoleon Fess, astride his cdmmented Marshal bx;n?n “How goes the ttle, my llant | edmmanders?” inquired Fess. i Reporls Made to Napoleon. *1T hate to tell you, Napoleon,” replied al Moses. “You imay have come Yellow Springs, but you're going Helena.” e two marshals focused their ulars and began reporting to Na-| the progress of the conflict. #'Your mafesty’s troops are fallin in Massachuscita, ™ sald Marshal . “Heavens, they are followin wrong Coolidge!" . "Oh. Calvin! Calvin!” moaned Nas leon. “What profiteth it to have faith Massachusetts and get two Demo- tic Senators!” i flmhnl Wood scanned the horizon in o. "Ah, my native Ohlo,” 1 rly, “How are .. king through his binoculars, Mar- 1 Moses replied: "Oh, the moon's behind a dloud along Democrata are camores nks of o pay.” reported that in New enemy outnumbers us 700, arshal Moses & “the “If the . missing Tamman; o8 at . remarked M-u‘u“’"god 1y, “it would be a million.” Leader Gets Feeble Cheers. disheartened and defeatad sol- | Ty gathered around Fess them in the attitude. a8 he told and approved Na- Their cheers were them ition was I” he continued, “who said country had never seen the n.rgnll monmt.ha ll_‘thc o 3 wasn't I right?” the cheers were feeble, but Fess ‘now, my brave but defeated comrades, what of the future? In the Bame of Hoover you fell, in the mame ©f Hoover you must rise again. Would 7 i TFess | world, off the stage, ving érutches and cheering hilariously. Emperor Michaelson Crowned. The scene shifted to s setting of Bysantine splendor. The oocasion was & song. : | Datenga N'ehonn . | or_the song.” [<] h, Machiavelll Charles, his paper and em| in carving on 3 fear he'd make them quake, them in his lake, their bones, with sticks and ‘them at the stake. he sald, was fun, Michaelson. of shame, or pity, came Michaelson.” Baron Munschausen arrived to pay homage and the Emperer ac- E ¥ ] burn g 953 ] § g’k"-psmm:“ l’;:“mmu 1l in ‘hang, subje ‘wel l, And every one must understand There is no king but Bunko. K We it you bt my meaning, let me make i pidin Once more T hasten to explain ‘There is no king but Bunko. ~Indeed, we see it's very plain : | There is no king but Bunko.” The editorial sanctum of the now de- funct newspaper “Washington” was shown with Willlam Allen te and will waiting to go into action with their pens. With press time ap- cgry boy rushed in I*h assortment late bulletins. Wil Irwin read: ‘'Jim Davis has been thrown out of the Senate and is demanding back his job a6 Secretary of Labor. ‘America owes every Moose a llving— “Stop it,” cried Willlam Allen White. “Our publie wants to read about the echievements of the administration.” “But isn't getting Jim Davis out of the cabinet an achievement?” demanded Irwin. 0, retorted White, “that's a mir- acle. Chapman Poem Paraphrased. ‘The orchestra struck up “Little Brown Jug” and two memb-rs strolled in dis- the 1930 version of Arthur Chapman’s immortal poem “Out Where the West Begins.” A verse follows: Out where the home brew's a little stronger, Out where the smile dwells a~little longer, That's where the wets begin; Out where the moonshine’s a lttle bnghkr, Where the sugar of corn is a trifle e wl;‘ner. lere the drys go home just a wee bit tighter, ’ That's where the wets begin, As the revolutionists in dazzling cos- tumes assembled from all parts of the President Manana of Bouth America sang: 7In days long ago, the great U. 8. A, Did promise to ever m'rrd me. In days of Monroe, {Du promised to be, The friend who would ne'er discard me. gal T’lw' :l:‘? your tariff you've made r friendship a grim masquerade. I sigh for the time when h‘an ‘WAS more free, And friendship meant something to me." A ‘:un 88 he finished the last note of crying: “'Mr. - President, flee for your life! You are in the greatest 4 “What's the matter?” cried President and ou heard? uon“n i u’eflr.dsummn is % end,” cried the Pres! Gespalr. “I shall be oven:u'wn."em o Gandhl Pinchot Joins Assembly, Gandhi Pinchot n't | 80ng, one of his followers dashed in, | SUNDAY STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C, negesentmve Hamilton Pish under- took to disperse the meeting with & song, but after b:'gldmflnhhedmthn chief n of the * " sald: P you, Mr. Fish. If let alone governm us revolutionists combined. Comrades, 1 propose three cheers for Hamilton the revolutionists’ friend. The three cheers were given lustily. The result of the Illinols senatorial election brought forth a parody on the old-time classic, “She Was Only a Bird in a Gilded Cage": “She’s only & bird in a gilded cage, A sorrowful %M to neen < For she thaught she'd sit in a Senate seat, Because of her pedigree. 'Tis sad when you think of her wasted coin, Her love for the printed page, Ruth McCormick pwu bold, But the trail was cold, She's a bird in a gilded cage.” Demoeracy Appears in Rags. Cinderella Democracy entered to the tune of “Yes, Sir, She's My Baby.” In her tattered garments appeared ¢adly out of place among the richly dressed company on the stage fairy godmother ste) her magic wand, at the end of it. “But who are with the big dollar was asked. Thi pped forward with with a huge dollar sign you with this wand £1gn?” the godmother “1 am Fairy Godmother Raskob, and when I touch anything with this doliar sign I get action.” With that he touched Cinderella with the wand. She instantly threw off her old garments and stépped forth in gor- F. BEOUS new ":-Imenm e gue were given a g » hind the scenes in the ‘lolklhoplrf the famous columnist, Calvin Coolid; ‘The Ex-President was heard dictating to his chauffeur-stenographer: ‘'The newspaper is a great publie in- stitution. The first daily newspaper was guhllahoa i London. There are 3,764,- 42 daily and weekly newspapers in tHe civilized world which publish an aggre- gate of 1,285.921,319 columns of reading ratter, display ads and classified. Some 'WSpa] read. Some newspapers are bad. These ggv'uld not bi: . lllnw mdl'.e]l Lhe‘heet Spapers A faculty readily acquired. A simple method is to note the news- papers in which this eolumn appears. “How much does that make?” asked the eolumnist. “Three hundred and ninety-four dol- tter add three words more and make it an even four hundred doliars. Make it tead ‘in which this column ap- p“k" l«:nlly except Sunday.’ That will make it."” The columnist was denounced as an impostor. When his disguise was torn Off he was revealed as Mark Foote, ‘Washington carrests:ondem of Michigan luewspapers, recent ielwted & member of the ron Club. He was forgiven for his deception and formally welcomed into the club. Maj. Alfred J. St?ger, Wi e correspondent News, a was called upon by Preside: sing the famous * In’ introducing Maj. said: “The Gridiron Club has a singer and Many of you have mhfi! t with de;l it h";ll‘la 8 p‘!‘n many of in t many of you have Joi not wither the past in the happy melody. ‘Age doth nor custom stale’ the singer ‘The fol] Ruests and members ‘Were present: The President of the United States. Vice President of the United s, The . _“Ml:-nr of the House of Repre. The Ami German; =] ibassador of 3 y. ican Union; Richy dent. American y ) to the Presi- dent; Horace M. Albrighs National Park mm;'i”whfimfif Aldrich, Representative from Rhode Island; He: fation; nry J. Allen, former Senator ; Robert 8. Allen, the Harcourt Frank 8. Appleman, J. Howard Ardrey, tthew C. Armstrong, Robert B. Armstrong, the Viscount Astor, . A‘lm;%rhmlm' New : M. H. Ayles: Ppreside; tional Broadeasting Co. o Baird, jr.. Senator from New Isaac ch, Representa- David Jersey; 1 | Bender, the United I E 8 are good. ‘These ghould be | Robert A oy York City; Paul J. Banker, the Sun, lfllm!'y Md.; 1. Barnard, , D. C.; Paul Beliamy, the Cleve- mhln Dealer; Ulric Bell, Louisville Courier-Journal; Brig. Gen. John B. Bellinger, U, 8. A. (retired); Robert J. Press Auochflmlmt: Bennett, Washington ; Frank W. Bering, Chicago, Ill; C. K. , Washington Evening Star; Qltym smail &{1’ charge d'affaires, Roy: i tian_legation; United Press Associal Sol Bloom, Representative from New York John 8. Blue, New York Oity; Bockus, New York City; Dr. Joel T. Boone, captain, U. 8. A. Smith Bowman, Sunset Hills, Va, Bowie, Wuhlnmn D. C. | Brahany, Washington, D. Brayman, the New York Evening Post; James Breathitt, jr., lieutenant {mmm’ of Kentucky; Col. Henry Breckinridge, New City; Russell Briney, tl Louisville Times; Fred A. Britten, Representative from Ill'nols; Ashmun Brown, Providence Journal; Constantine Brown, the cmc-fu Daily News; George R, Brown, Washington Herald; Harry J. Brown, Salt Lake Tribune; Walter A, Brown, Washington, D. C.; Sevellon Brown, the Providence Journal; Melvin H. Browne, the Buffalo Evening News: H. E._C. Bryant, Asheville Citizen; Qene Buck, New York City; John Buckbee, resentative from Illinofs E. A. Buel, Baltimore, Md.; Walker 8. Buel, Cleveland Plain ler; Robert J. Bulkley, Senator from Ohio; Edward hil D. C. . Butler, the Bu: Even| Pierce Butler, Assoclate Justice of the . Byrnes, Senator-elect from South Carolina. Robert F. Cahill, Washington, D. O.; John W. Carpenter, Dallas, Tex.; Col. Carroll, Washington, D. C.; Carter, Representative from hicago Evening Post William A. Olarke, Philadelphia, Pa. Henry T. Claus, the Boston Transcr] B. Choate, the Boston Herald Harris M. Crist, Brooklyn Dally Charies Colbaugh, Collier's Weel New York; Arch Coleman, First ont Postmaster General; Donald D. A. cago, Ill; Marcus A. Coolidge, Senator-elect from Massa- chusetts; Royal 8. Copeland, Senator from New York; Dr. E. L. Corbett, New York City: Karl W. Corby, w:-hlnfium. D. C.; Willlam 8. Corby, Chevy Chase, Edward Costigan, Washington, i Harry M. Crandall, Washington, ), George D. Crofts, University of Buffalo; Charles Elmore Cruple]. clerk United States Supreme Court; J. Hi Cunningham, Washington. Max Cunningha Willlam A. Curl | Journal; John T. ing, the Boston Record. D. Neil Dalton, the Courier-Journal, Louisville, Ky.; Alfred Dashiell, Scrib- ner's Magagine, New York: Maj. D. A. Davidson, Washington, D. C.; James J. Davis, Senator from_Pennsylvania: Dr. D. C.. Samuel L. Deitsch, New City; Arthur J. Dodge, the Chastleton Apartments; Clar’nce Dodge, Washing- ton, D. C.; Henty L. Doherty, New York City; Francis D. Donoghue, Boston, | Mass.; Col. William J. Donovan, Wash- ington, D. C.; Emmet Dougherty, Wash- ington, D. C.; L. C. Dyer, Representa- tive from Missouri. E. Fred East, 1366 Meridian place: Ahmed F. El Eissy, Royal Egyptian ; Charles W. Eliot, 2d, Wash- ington, D. C.; Ralph Ellis| th: Wash- ington Times; Joseph B. Ely, Governor- elect of Massachusetts; L. L. Emmerson, QGovernor of Ilinois; Horace Epes, the Consolidated Press; Edmund F. Erk, Representative from Pennsylvania: Richard P. Ernst, former Senator fram Kentucky; Sun; Wililam E. Evans, Representative from California: Ray D. Everson, the Indianapolis News. r Leonard E. Fackner, New York Oty Walter J. Fahy, New York City; Warren ©. Pairbanks, the Indianapolis News: John W. Faison, Brooklyn, N. Y.; Barry Faris, vice president, International News Service; Foster T. Fenton, Baltimore, Md.; eon D. Fess, Senator from Ohio; Carter Fleld, the Bell Syndicate: A. Lincoln Filene, Boston, Mass.; Ham- ilton Fish, Representative from New York: Robert V. Fleming, Washington, D. C.: Henry P. Fletcher, chairman, United States Tariff Commission; Mark Foote, Grand Rapids Press; Rudolph executive seeretary, House; Maj. Gen. Ben H. Fuller, com- mandant, United Btates Marine Corps. G. Edwin W. Gableman, Cincinnati Enquirer: Thomas H. Gammack, New York City; John N. Garner, senta- tive from Texas; John P. Gavit, New ' Tril ; | here in this Capitol, an’ the first United States Supreme Court; James | be: ; | deliberntion bod; iy guess it musta sunk in, ;| out most & them, but he never wants William Thornwall Davis, Wl!hlnc:r'l, Oos J. Fred Essary, Baltimore | Post, Dr. George C. Fahy, New Haven, Conn.; | DECEMBER 14, Lack of Whiskers In Senate Brings Moan From Barber ‘The guests of the Gridiron Club were given s peep into the Senate barber shop at the club’s dinner last night. As the Senate barber briskly called “next” Senator Smoot of Utah entered and seated himself in the chair. As the barber shaved the senior Senator from Utah he carried on the monologue the | that follows, in part: “Glad t' see yuh back, Sen'tor Smoot. yuh_recovered from th' political cyclone. It was some twister, I'll say, an’ believe yuh me, I didn't,like it no, more than you. Lookid all the faces 1 gotta Acquad . 1 pers'nal, but take don't mean nothin’ it from mé th’ Senate ain't what it was . |in here Sen'tor Smoot. Talk about the maries lowerin’ th’ standard a th’ ate! Not on your life! The one that done it was King Glllette. Believe it or not, the safety razor has ruined more Yolmul rep'tations than th' ofl scandals. An’ now we're losin' th’' last two sets & whiskers in th' Senate— Ransdell & Louisiana an’ Gillett a Mas- husetts. A course them red lilacs Jim Ham Le: sorta helps keep but we're lllgri‘w I started th’ barberin’ trade fi'fll thing trim a Now it's cour: some things to bg ery time I thought about that woman from Iilin comin’ | to th' Senate, my hand shook that bad I was afrald t' touch a razor. The dig- nity of th' Senate 18 preserved—that's one thing saved from th' wreck. I say 1t's & moral victory that th' greatest b ly in th' world is still 8 men’s club. An’ this is still a men’s clul barber shop. “Now there's Tom Walsh. When he first came here he had them long wal- Tuses down his face. You remember. Looked like one & them pirate in Pen- 2ance. Wouldn't let me touch ‘em, but after him ual an’ finally 1 ‘tor, if yuh don't trim them maybe they'll ‘trim you' I ause th' next time he comes in he says I can mow them down. “Then there's Pine an’ McMaster. Did 1 cut yuh, Sen'tor? Course I know how bad yuh feel about them not comin’ back. An’ poor Joe Robinson, he must feel terrible about Cole Blease bein' beat. Course he gets Huey Long, an’ 's fifty-fitty, I Juess. " T see where Borah he's comin’ back ¢ help yuh. He's a pussle t' me. One day he comes down here an’ says, ‘Bhave me close’ The nenldly he says, ? can they learned me was how t’ ard an’ curl & moustache, th’ lost arts. the same thing twict. “Oh, they're a lotta funny things happened in this election. Frinstance here's th’ Republicans carryin’ Rhode Island an’ Delaware, the two smallest States, an’ th’ Democrats carryin’ Texas an’ New York, two a th’ biggest States. There's somethin’ worth lookin' into, If 1 had your, knowledge a figures, I'd make a table about it an’ put it in th’ ngress'nal Recor York City: Archer Gibson, New York Oltg: Clinton W. Gilbert, Philadelphia Public 8. Ledger; W. Gilmore, the | Detroit News Pa.; pnl-: Otis F. Glenn, ‘lllnoh; Dchglucc. Glover, ington, D. Dallas York QGray, president, Union’ Pacific Raflway: Joseph 8. 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