Evening Star Newspaper, November 8, 1928, Page 41

LITTLE BENNY BY LEE PAPE. * After suppir my sister Gladdis started to lodk th.ough the evening paper kind of extited, saying, You know Im rather sorry 1°gave that reporter that informa- tion “about my wedding, if theres -one thing 1 dont approve of, its publicity, 5“2 he"was so persistent, wat could I 0? And’ éhe’ kepp on terning the' pages, saying,' ‘It * surely ‘awt to be in today, that was several days ago, if the fellow hadermt” been so insistent ‘Id of packed him rite off ‘without a werd, but those reportérs know how to weedle things out pf you, thats part of their bizniss I sippdse; still I wish Id been ferm and refused him anyway, after all its none of the' public’s bizniss, well my stars thats the 2nd time Ive gone through the paper and blest if I can find it. Lets have the paper, will you. Ive been waiting patiently for 10 minnits wile youve bin giving an -imitation of an gcco;gmn player with that newspaper, wonderin’ if th’ ole aloon’ll col Then its proberly not in, pop sed.|back. i sheep, th’ hardest thing is separatin’ peas from chopped carrots. 3 (CoDyrisht. 1028) Abe Martin Says: | For me it was » 1 grined in new THE CHEERFUL CHERUB AT T € I ¢gambled on the WASHINGTON, D. C, THURSDAY, Nomm 8, 1928 THE EVENING STAR, stock exchange Ccsgly i ‘ THE . Y experience More than 1 lost You never hear a resident of D: Next ' separatin’ th’ goats from th’ e sed. It must be in, wait till T look once more, Gladdis sed. Wich she -started to, begirming ‘st the beginning agen, saying, ‘Its not on page 2 and its not on page 3 and'its not on page 4, it awt to be plain enuff to see 'because it will have my picture with it, I cant im- agine wat ever induced me to give them any picture wen Im 80 0] to tha sort of thing, pleeded and begged so wat cbuld I do, 1ts not on 5 and its not on page 6, 1m sure of that. Youll have that paper so full of creases & werm wont be able to reed if, pop sed. Hand it over for Peet sake, if the thing’s not in“its not in and you awt to be glad considering your so set “CAP” STUBS. Won’t Gran’ma 8 I STOP 1N AN' GLOVE S ! OW -~ AIN'T” THE VY JEST BEAUTIF UL— CAN'T YQU. STAY AWHILE CAP— \'M MAKINY RUDGE — OR LOOK, GRAN'MAY R BRBO At o0, L|PIECE OF FUDGE— T NCVER HAD ANYTHING SHOCK ME TH WAY T161'S DEATHA DID. | SAW HIM J0ST A WEEK. BEFORE IT HAPRENED. T1M WOULD HAVE HACTH Time OF M5 LivE AT THIS WELL, GUS,WE'RE ALL GETTING OM I YEARS 1 SPOSE 1T WONT BE LONG Mow TiLL— B agenst publicity and all that, give me the paper, he sed, and Gladdis sed, Just newspaper to annoy peeple and take up their time and then not print article after all, Ive got a good mind to Pl t | call them up-and tell them wat I think but that reporter just|of them. lcity and to please send up the editor himself and 2 staff fotographers, give me that, pop sed. And he quick took the pape out With it trying to smooth out the creases and saying, Yee »0ds such a sex. minnit I wunt to take one more look. think its perfeckly disgraceful for a the Sure, tell them your opposed to pub- r away from her and wawked Meening gerls and ladies. —By EDWINA Be Pleased? - I GUESS ) .BETTER SHOW MARY MARG'RET MY NEW FUR-LINED OW, YOU BEAY \T AEST WONDERFUL, QAP ; HERE'S YOUR we Ly A R AR watwaeTs, FRED WAS A FINE OLD SCOUT, SHAME HE HAD © DIE THIS 13T FRST S3as PARTY OTTO EVER MISSETIAE WAS CRAZY ABOUT €M\ SEC THERE'S GOWNG To BE AFIGHT OVER His WALL 11 MY J¥F By . BuD FisHER money m:)?zqk GUP‘TMER. OPENS UP AT THE PATOOTY | PLAYHOUSE NEXT MONDAY: MR. FLOP \“rfl SAYS THEYVE GOT MY NAME IN B¢ o YOONG MAN, AREN You WiLLiaM DESMOND BOWERS TH' ScreeN Wl A" row ForTUNATE ! T WANT To FUT You Down FoR A 8|00 DONATION FOR THE NEW CAT AND CANARY HOSPITAL ' ALL THE B¢ STARS HAVE BEEN SO GENEROUS - \_/ 1 CERTAINL an Lapy ! 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NOTHING IMPOSSIBLE ABOUT THAT, IS THET WASNT 3 N = Sy teoar RIGHT NICE O KICKED HER IN TR RIBS \FOUR TIMES ME YUK SLAPPED TH' OL WOoMAN \F 1 COULD GET MY MITTS oN THAT NOTE, THE (ASE WOULD BE ALL OVER — BUT T HEAR SHE CARRIES |T AROUND IN HER HAND BAG To BE SURE No ONE STeALS HERE (OMES ShewR Now! T'LL Foulow HER T SHE deTs THIS 1S A RISKY THING To Do, BuUT STeve BRoOY Took A CHANCE HEY, SPIDER, BRING L2 A CADDIE, 1_SIMPLY" Me' MY CLUBS 7 |¥ PETEST PLAYING GOLF ALONE SPIDER, TAKE THESE CLUBS AND THROW THEM IN THE RIVER, BURN 'EM UP, GIVE THEM TOo Your— GRANDMOTHER, ANYTHING) BuT DON'T EVER LET ME SEE -THEM AGAIN / 1I'M ABSOLUTELY THROUGH PLAYING “THIS ASININE GAME VLLGIVE You A BOWL OF MiLK INSTEAD! WHATS AMATYA PUSSYCAT? WHAT'S ALL. THE TROUBLE ABOUT? ON ACCOUNT OF YOU DRANK werMILI] ©1928 NY.TRIBUNE, INc YES , MISS \ICK _DUMBUNNY ! 1S THERE TEQREY ! RNY CONNECTING LINK VETWEEN THE ANIMAL AND q GEYABLE 'KINGDOMS 2