Evening Star Newspaper, January 1, 1928, Page 59

THE SUNDAY STAR, WASHINGTON, D. .- GRAVURE SECTION —JANUARY 1. 1928 Seat Checks, Please! By W. E. Hill Copyrizht 192K by the Chicazo Trdune Svndicate ) i of those beautiful wdes pray hairs to the n hardened ushers She has slipped past the doorman with tickets for matince at another and sin can't rstand the mixup One but uninte who bru o the center Artists and nto an is aisle pending a pe Frolics of 1928 orchestra seat by Ida is almo a MR an actress The symphony concert. Just an usher at a symphony concert trving to look fierce at a couple of whispering late arrivals—and Sictenich Lady ushers i . vaudeville § picious. They ; around and catch the nia the 30-cent orchestra scat -v- h sneaked mnto @ hos handed. as it were, a B him trembling back ¢ S where he belongs Burlesque. “Now gen'lemen, 1 want t kind attention while the bargain sarprise package which I have for sale this atter noon,” ecic, ete Bernie, the handsome usher, s out to make a few sales between the acts at a matinee ot “The Gay Parisian Babies ' The society henefit. Lois the debutante is usher g and selling programs at the amateur heneht per v N formance. The proceeds are for the destitute widows The presentation house. Ushers and orphans of Hollywood extras. Lois s here in the presentation houses are get there and everywhere this evenmg, getting people ting grander and grander, having ceated wrong, short changimg evervhody right and to match up as they do with the lett and bemmg generally nseful architectural trappings ‘ think b e Four problems which a young lady usher has to grapple with in the course of the evenmg, showing, from the lett, the couple who are m the wrong seats and won't nd thinking of thi e ousted ) the Tady who has dropped something and wants the usher to get evervbody i the rows ahead to crawl under the seats and ook . the nosy gentleman who bas smbabed overfreely, and the vmnd girl on his left, who suspects sand bibulous par ty of nelanons mtentions ey ~ ~L T ~ ) - : ™ P 4 L .‘.n.hl“mh