Evening Star Newspaper, December 13, 1925, Page 95

'HE SUNDAY ¥ ;\lt, WASHINGTON, D. C, DECEMBER 13, 1925—PART 5. Charms of Music, Improving the Home and Other Bright Ideas Enjoyment of Our Heavyweight Opera How the Children’s Column Has Become Develops Side of Life Often Neglected One of the Striking Home Necessities BY NINA WILCOX PUTNAM. BY STEPHEN LEACOCK. 3 Tk 3 re is the othe same thing, brou, S Methuseluh, the feller who| = SUPPOSE that everybody who oo MIN wrote the newest of the joke = = reads the newspapers {s aware AN M books, once sald, “There is E of the change that is coming Letter to Flossle Fitz, Clippi nothing like culture for break- | over the thing called the Chil- | 14, granddaughter of Dolly Dollhe ing up u home, especiully when dren’s Column, or the Children’s X lin" answer to reques tkex up soul culture and the | b Correr, or the Children’s Page. Forty > b about a part nd prefers agriculture or some- | 2 years ago it was made up of such - Dear Flossie 7 things as letters to little boys about The right D pen cens it Tyl how to keep white mice, and letters | - 1o Yonr girl trends certainly come Tight to me to little gitls about making crochet | ; . o iDL Meel X ag e niEb e sUBiect z Deed work in slx stitches. But now, whut h Tl stins ra and how to take it ’ With radio and progress and the gen e foetir A ] eral rapid movement of the uge, it is SirrizeaBiil it teen | G eouep iiRaly MIVIL ) S ATEEY = quite different. Here are some sam- i the orher Land, is S s, il Suouiie gt 5 : | ) pies that are meant to fllustrate the 2 L ihiTle Hevan vathe rough him waking the unusual ] s ples iy e S ehCAnEs s Reroniel - ANNO DOMINI 1880 louene o ot iast guuch e month had founc hi not alone e R e Lotter to little Willie Weakhead ot e e e that they had actually Japped over a telling him how to make a rabbit . to advise you. us 1 dv not know the ittle. In other words, there was a hutch: - = tinting of vour room, no drape viece of loose change in the family b Dear Willle: So you want to know £ ies or the shape and shade of vou And, says George, o la grand man: ' A e e o S ies or the shape and shade of yon ner, what say we invest this extra | BOw Lo AR IRIDIO MR fop douc BE d'the campiexion of your by ok sowsthing, (R thwill G Iyein ; diffieult it you will follow the direc- 3 | reason, what do & e plsare sicad uf il some | ) : tions carefully. Get from the near- . e once K = est carpenter a large empty box and : . table some boards about 4 inches de. ou know what an inch is. do you Vot?) Then luy the hoards weross the open side of the bos with a spuce of ~YOUR APPARATUS MAY HAVE BEEN PUT OUT OF ORDER BY about 2 inelies Detween each and nail ALLOWING YOUR FATHER AND YOUR GRANDFATHER INTO them in this position. Good nails car YOUR WORRSHOP. ve f s be bought in any drug store. Lut ses : f e that you are given ones with good squeak and i points on them A i an vhuiReltthes mréitesolailin - 2 oy 4 If you find it hard to nail on the | to learn und thes may meet some in T : v L 1 boards, et your father or your uncle | jury in hundling your immchine. Y« : e B T s can already | - to help you. Be careful in using the |way that your grandfuther used to bhe t e 3 e f log redl | : { of them kinda sound hammer not to hit yourself on the | very fond of curpent \d once nuade v r. Isn't it tho | quantity. 4 vou to e g quietly in our living R thumb, as g blow with g ,hnmrmer o8 | a rabbit huteh. Why not let him set|once you understand it 1 got it out| ginning with w canape of pate de ¢ with the trolley cars and B - T o e R e e et z 5 the thumb is painful and is often fol- | to work now and make a rabbit hutch | of an old Norwegion hook of fairy | gras, fol sd Ly a puree of oing by, etc., I never seen | “BELIEVING HE WILL NEVER RETURN, SHE SINGS HERSELF TO DEATH.” lowed by & blow on the fingers. Re- |ty put your father in” stories and though it so sweet | rooms ading up to : allivoi) — ——— — - - member, If it starts to rain while you | By the way. if it turne « You had Letter not try to light the | lobster a porterhe are working on your hutch, come in | your trouble your candles vt your papa!steak. 1 at that is the ki Let us know how you get on and | remedy then f i for | 1i have after it whetker your bunnies like their new | you car exce . s f 1 w 5 of ice them women plain. Hot Bozo, they | "™ yure ete. UNGLI TOBY, TG S : & ! : was plain enough any ways you look (Bditor Children’s Column) | gatler might come in u {would not see 12 perfectly ool smack- | And the crowd which turned out and | brpught in order to appear perfectly ers thrown away he would suffer | wa in some cases, turned back for | familiar with the customs of the high- tty near anything but that. And I |lack of seats, certainly must of filled [ er forms of entertainment. Not that o) 1lso thought perh; e he | the heart of Mrs. J. fHenry Goofnah |1 really needed glasses in order to see o 1 aildst he would | with pride. el ehan to realize the advantages| Mrs. Goofnah, the honored Madame LoD SRR e e g rst hand | Pres. of our Ladies' Thursd Club, f ed at them 1 large enough, too, to and 1 wor in my point and the | was responsible for bringing the |he perfectly visible. But the S But contrast with this the modern | thanks your interes| subscription season, with, of | Grand Opera to Dinglewond She | went well for the tenor, he bel thing which in these days of radio owit, Ph. D. T I the necessary coupli new eve- | had for years been bringing things | portion, all but the voice. and modern sclence has taken the Oxon, Haw, Okla ning dresses thrown in {o town. Tor u sample it was her | * x % % place of the rabbit hutch correspon * ox ¥ when I broke the news to Geo. | brought the Cheesecloth Dancers, The IRLT, we sat and sat and sat. ana | aence turn to er part « akfast on the fatal day he didn't | Little Art Theater, so died on ac 1W the opera went on and on and ANNO DOMINT 1925 field —the feminine i » appreciate the interest I was |count, I suppose, of there being 0|0, sotting less grand by the minute : Gutge it }z.. ing in his mental development. For | little Art connected with it. She | [0 ™1 Dereonally was concerned, | Letter from the editor to little Wil e o Vo thini | e 1uvva tripe! he says when he seen | was also responsiple for Professor | 5“0 M0 U™ e ully deter: | lle Wisebean, grandson of the above, | Compare the (wo fu s to e imalank L what twelve dollurs of his money had | Knowledze, which was a awful re-| [0 G4 | all T could out of It, and | in regard to the difficulties which heé | (he Lady Fditor, making inquiries i ri | bought, do you think I um going to |sponsibility. And then another vear, | "[T (0 &t S0 0 C0E OWL B 6 SREH W nnging with his radio apparatus Fchas AEBOE B it aranae e opera u person should not alops| Dear Willle: You write that the|chidren's party for little g | spend i whole entire evening on that | she brought the influenza back from show in addition 1o all that cash? Not | the big city, where she had been vis. | (eI u person should moc alone| ., B0, 00 (00 e 0 eat i : et ? ar, T says, not very much, | iting her Cousir 1t this A Nond NEME [an our adin ) e NNO DO 58 0 | her iy to waks oiit the Beparate’ineir nd an Inordinate amount of statis | letiar to Doliie Dollhouse, aged night. now run along, don’t let’s us | When she ses Sans nents and the sounds they are mak |©n Your antennae. We quite agree v o discuss it any ther, be sure and get | Opera Co. for a three weeks vy "1 was fed up with|With You that the trouble was per- ome early’ so's we 1 get a running * everything else. it belng too dark toe | E2ps due to purely atmospheric con: | Deur 1 Ataxc { WELL anyways, 1 and George|rend the ads in the program, why I |ditlons causing a {n the-potential. | T am so & ts 1o 5 i | climbed to our seats | tried this stunt and it sure worked| You can easlly find out if this is the | going to giv v 1o your littl the only | WELL. Geo. went off to business, | feet of several mutual great case by calculating the differential | girl friends for fourteenth birth. | pap: J h 0 muttering to himself the way | blenty of time after all, and naturally, |~ | could make out the violins easy,| WiVe length shown by your varl-|day. Of course you n /1S flat by her superior tuste. | husbands and children will, and I put | the first thing 1 done after su |and the trumpets und the drums,|o/meter. % | berries, great hfle af : L 4 ire so low |In the day plucking the moths out of | and bowing to other soclety women [ After « little hard listening 1 could| AN You r}‘:h. $a; Fous appargtus ¥ 4 R dome that you can take your |his dress suit, laying it out in state on | in gracious fashion, was fo open my | even make out the sound of the flutes | MY bveibeeni nue . of on;\vr} by | course you mu elovely dhimt ¢ t and the h r things of |the bed, ready for him to jump into, [ Prokram. The Opera w ind follow their tunes, but there was ,’_""l;< ; fl"“r. = '"kfl"‘ your | calke, with ic 11»;.' g op of it. |3 i o Man. Lady 1 ife out of u can like they was pork | With all accessories down to the last | Pion heavyweight in Gern called | one {nstrument which 1 couldn’t make | STandfather info your workshop. If |and you must nut es on it. Do ith vegara Sid Beant b o . s0’s he wouldn’t have the least | De Gefilderfish, und even before the | oyt what it was, although I could | YOU are wise, you will keep them out. | you see the idea « . lear? 1 Hot Bozo! 1 says, for my part, | €Xcuse about not putting it on. Also I [ ¢ast of characters come a page which | hear it plain. It was a deep, steady T ST " iy 10 get into actual touch with | BOt out my exact copy of a Paris eve. | Was el:yflu«. it to start a riot. It was|gsound, very regular, keeping up per- it fresh plucked from—from— | Ning gown and changed the flower on | €ven headed “Argument” and read | istently under all the other noise. It . . - . it fresh, it gives one more |t from the waist line to the shoulder |6omething to this effect: : had u resonant kind of quality, and Ins lr 1 1 I ln H m E That stuff got |in hopes my friends wouldn't then rec (-urqlfilmn»fl"_x the son of the King | the funny part of it was that while Gieorze’s goat us per usual. Whenever | ognize it of the Schwiterhold, has taken a vow n't at first place it, it was per- commence such ¢ es as calling | All this made kinda late with |10 avenge the death of Eyesore. He|fectly famillar to me. I thought may:- £ “one,” why it arouses his in. | the dinner and geiting Junior to bed. | takes the vow with him through | | wh, and now there ind opera coming tc 1 can g lecty comedy” we can g i in a week noof nd s seasoned fish hooks! he hotlered, don’t vou high- | the time George was peering at me | Where the body was found. This en Jim whait did ho think [ was: and hat me, woman ¥, have vou ever | over the top of his stiff collar, all he | rages the dead king to such an ex : T HiACaTiiEe sonnt 1t BY RING LARDNER. PGl S T e et ot heen to a Grand Opera in yeur life? | was doing was peering—he certainly {tent that he declares Gurglehansen!was Geo. snoring * with the set of artcraft tools that was | house along al Well, 1 says, not wishing to give him | wasn't speaking, and 1 wasn't in no | must marry his only daughter or per- | . when it was all over, and ‘we O the editor: The mail has just the sitisfaction of knowinz everything | mood to, neither. So all 1 says is for [ ish. A beautiful love.scene ensues.|come staggering out into the lobby, broughten a lettdr from the | Xeqi 'herhaps through . room let 11 bout me, well, 1 went on, 1 admit 1 |heaven's sakes why couldn't you of {during which it is disclosed that the (who would we. run into only Mew People’s Popular Monthly of | {he iat ofice. One piece hat = have not been in u long. long time. |been on time, then we would of |married pair are not averse to the |Goofnah, the lidy who was {o blame Des Moines, Ia., which I will|, talile made « would 1 : how Which was strietly true, on account I |avoided all this rush, goodness knows | idea. The despair of the dead King |for all this. take the liberty of copying in| bLber which yvou e 1 gets d ed of the 1 hadn't not since before I was born. as |i€ it had been a pinochle game you |upon finding his punishment a failure, | Well, my dear, she savs, how did|Part- {and eat off of mealtimes by means of |to eat when they @ miatter of fact. There! says George, | would of been ready, but if T ask you is so great, that he dies again. But | vou like it, wasn't it wonderful? Yen,| *We are wondering if by chance in|center poles and stakes. Between | eat stunding up then whatter you want to - to go anywheres with me, it's alway rglehunsen cannot tarry with his|indeed, my dear, 1 says, wonderful {s| your busy life you could find time to | m it contracts to about 4 or 5| My personal bath the darn thing for? How do 10w | the same old story. [ can slave my- | bride, he must be off to find the 10st | certainly correct, such a marvelous| write an article or letter for our mag- | inches in diameter, and just 1 my favorite. Along it's a darn thing? 1 says, you've never | self to death getting ready and then [vow. Believing he will never return. | performunce, it was a experfence. | nzine. We should like to enlist you |the middie of the foc 4 bui Sy bLeen to one neither, have you? Well, |at the last minute you spofl every-|she sings herself .to death. Just &t |reqlly! in our Homecraft Campalgn. It is|8G iz the cat brough and | becomes necessary ROAD Drosee 1 didn't say I had. did 17 says Georwe, | thing, [ bet we are going to miss the | the last verse Gurglehansen returns, | Goofnah beamed, and picked | our desire to help our million readers | recorded ir . s i ¢ soap which is the and then he hid behind his news-|overture. And Geo. says if anybody | the vow in one hand, a reprieve inlonto George. And how did you fee] | Improve their surroundings. build | put through nd wouldn't come out again all | was to make overtures to me at this | the other, and joins his dying wife in | % h bout it, Mr. Jules? she says. My | beautiful homes, and in general maie | ning minute I would sock ‘em one in the|one last close agony, too late.” | dear lady, words cannot express my | th® most cut of home life. For thut telieve vou decided the | jaw, that's how I 1 | Well, this was a great help in Un- | feelings! says George. And Mrs. Goof- | Purpose we are printing helpful und | If Geo. hadn't been to a opera nyways, the old saying derstanding the show that followed.| nup beamed ugain. Well then, I do|in:pirational articles along these lines. | 218 ‘high time e teok one in' for hath charms to sooth the {or would have been if only we could ¢ gonner take a coupla | We wonder it you will teil.us what his own good. even if 1 hadder use the beast,” and when we finally |of told just wherezhouts in the bsteriptions for the season? she | You llke best in'your own home. Per-| same methods as with Junior and cas- | set out in the flivver 1 was hoping |we had go to. First one would sing | wiys. Oh, my dear! 1 says at once,|haps it 1s a bookshelf lined with old 1 to wit, by being abso- | this might be so, on account other-iand then another, but nothing much | haw T wisht we could afford it. but | favorites or inspiring new ones. Or Tt | wise it certainly looked like our home | seemed to happen, except the ladies ! that is out of the question. You see 1|2 sink-nte armchalr in which you solid stone of my foundation for | was gonner be busted up. But when |wore old-fashioned long white night- | e ze are getting a blg new | forget the world or ponder your phi- this plan was to immediately part with | we actually reached the Opera House | gowns, and the men's suit was made | Ldio-uet swhere we can get a lot ot | 10%Phy. Or perhaps it is a handy | 0 o part of my housekeeping money for |1 forzot all past trouble what with|up, or so it seemed, from the tinware | ‘uiture at home and the Siehes wasn.| Window seat or china closet which th 1 the 1wo seats at the opening night. T felt| handling those directly ahead. dept. of the Five and Dime store. { ed at the same time, and we can't go|Y0U have designed yourself. It may sure that if the money was already | The Opera House had gone by that| So after a while I give up irying | in for anything more. For my pact|€ven be #ome precept you have dis- 4 m the tul spent, Geo. would not let them tickets | name for a long tme, but this was | to digest too much of it, and 00k t0 | (rom now on T perfectly coment ts] covered that makes living easier or x i sk in, where 1 £ (0’ waste, as it would be practically | the first occasion where it had actu-| looking at the performers through | ke my opers sont aaesens vleasanter, etc.” 1 vercome the imipossible io resell them. No, Geo. |ally been used for the exact purpose.|the opera glasses which we had' Sl A e . alsion 1 at onerous R = craft Campalgn appealed so strong & i " il portien thut on receipt of the letter I im- ki o g 1ediately hollered to the madum who J i taliams and Banquets Necessar SRR : e [} “den” as she Is no beast, but it is u| \ a chair while small room off of the living room | 2 the ~ where she likes to go and ponder her et philosophy and the 2 of us give it the | Dliced e I e O I ea lsas el nickname of “den”) and says girlie 1 favorite pre Bt ot e am going to enlist and at first she five have pyorch & screamed thinking I meant go to war, Another BY SAM HELLMAN. | majority report ‘are presented—" | “Fight” I exclaims. “How we go-| “With those boys talking all together, | PUt_Tecovered herself and hollered l0¥0 mest Is g shell in the livin s 0t s e s ae | thaseacton Y Naie dng to fight? Jupiter, uccording to| enough gas will be generated to send | BACK, YU ganieilia Sna becanaa) you Toam. which is equipped with patent Qi =n PR { “The majority report vs Finne- | this wise gazabo, is a thousand or|Jupiter floating in the re 8 years older and got flatter ft. lighters so as when you put a bool ing.” 1 tells 1 Dom | gan, “is in favor of a banquet to be [more times bigger than the earth. It's|us.” and one more kiddie than in 1917 and ¢k after veading it, the friction negar 3 rors, | DeId in the Fall for a real man-toman | the Dempsey of the universe, while | “That's all right, I agrees, “but|YoU dldnt enlist then, so I had to ex- | lights the lighter and ignites the bool po Sty away from mitrors” | giscussion of the problem; the minor- | we're the fiyweights monit it contel tumbling: downionjua] Saimy 2 er (haL JUila Swaanit o T e olunEerat youirean e advises, “an t again when the talk 57" 2 Lo i ayanistke . | |we must fight, if not with our| “Thats true ”l;um::opr:erk “High | €TAft Campaign and she got all agrog One of our neighbors, 4 Wynn, has “I hope,” says you're here | strength, then with our guile.” Dome.” 1" guess well Tase to 5oand rushed in and read the letter and | improved his love mest with 1 pot when it happens y : 1.“;”, to-man discussion is to take place. | “What's guile?” T asks. [this 1n relays: We'll have ihe sateg | 8ays T was to reply to it at oree and - table which every When W Bappens?” asks High | \When they finally get a report on the | Dome.” & { b cant po: “Plan’t vou read in the he world will be destroyed,” I|Dome.” “For instance, how would | werid & ! $ i< ute, she says, it don't seem to me like ke a o when ¢ world at work. After that we'll line swers, “where some hotsy-totsy p lote s . = AL : i mer e . answer ) ) finishe this be for an idea? When Jupiter |up the professiontl brorms it was fair to write for their million & el ot fessor says that the world will come | jyey owls Finmegan. “it's been | gets right near us we'll get together | lowing whnien vy cyoadcasters, fol- | . | dar N i 1ss viols, and 1 cocked eriority complexion and he gets posi. | S0 1 and George hadda hurry some- | dark forest where he loses it to the | [ was wrong ere ln eS Onse O I' el l el | |a I I tively red in the fuce. Gre; < and | thing terrible, getting dressed, and by | best of his knowledge on the spot |, and then I turned to « give to me last Christr 3 ner you just t uste pipe | ing e of my little {1ty favors a luncheon later date | “Nevertheless,” insists Finnegan, nd the appointment of a committee self as others soo you to arrange for u banquet where the “Hitting a guy with a b men talk first: whe promise them an article on acct. of it invisi re stretched 1 3 b o st; n they pete; 5 i to take- he isn't looking,” explains well get the Rotary Ciabe ot oy | being a worthy cause, but wait a min. front it, and you 3 2 lowing which we'll collect & _ | readers at the expense of your own | i < up not 10 an end in 400,600,000 years 1., | destroyed for 230,456,572 years by that | all the members of the American Con-| fors an' Bronduas “.,’]1; 'N‘;‘;_e:,'“’“,',‘fi‘ ditto, 50 why not just set down and | " 1t game is permanent he devil!” zasps Finnegar | time? | gress, the English Purliament and the | Booth and bunked with Barrett.” write whatever you have got to write Another neighix Scott P cogn as (hiit o - ¥hat would you suggest that we | Tench Senate and put them on 100 | 0"y dgur oy suya 1. “there | 4nd 2end It to Your own paper inatead who lives ¢l ooga, foun How, : d. o those two- | 42 1 wants to know. “This is seri- | of a high mountain. Then we'll 8tart | won't be iny sotore wl o of them people in Des Moines? No 1 1 me he v story thinkers dope out things like .. eminctating any actors who played with ke | pus | Bontt ’ v | have took her advice and will try and conceived th that? This bobo, says that Jupiter i} yve must prepare to fight,” says| “What about?” I inquires. ooth and bunked with Barrett 400, ) : cx 000,000 s fr tell you in a few wds. what I like best Iding a high stone wall poing to smack right into the earth }«“.un Dome™ solemnly. “Anything,” returns Finnegan. years from now S b & rs, and now and knoeck it for a row of lunar ash- 9 “Don't be silly,” chides Finnegan. Dot dor can! stairs ¢ o “That actor 15 sternal WiereSam | At the outset I would better state = JENSERAE : iy - Insitherone. 5 tie botiis. o Maybe he's right,” returns “High | ¢ world is destroyed, If it fs, thera wili |that I design practically all my own | “MY PERSONAL BATHTUB, HOWEVER, IS MY FAVORITE Iahohe it e aiy e Dome bird ean figure out an : be thousands of 'those, as -well as - — — i i . eclipse a couple of hund vears mobs of Gettysburg drummer boys, Wiy and tell you the exuct minute | women who were kissed by Lafayette, . ° ~ “hen it's goin to be staged why can't lgals who danced with the Prince of D SCOV rl EESEENIEE | - _ i S et D elati etween Beards 1f Jupe is headed this way at so many ( negrin’ government during the World Jechen o yeur it's easy enough to| ) WONT BE War, original Bryan men and gents ERTEa | | wl jumped u 4l vel 10 = 2 B Ly | vemes, ), B Sl AL T T L And Neckties That the Wife Has Chosen he first thing.” advises Finnegan . @ | { ot to mention,” " “is to hold a lunchecn in some swell § % | that’ll remember when they didn't BY ED. WYNN. Sincerely I. CARRIE WON i fover John MeCormack e sings beau hotel. You ¢ discuss anyihing in b {hiave coal strikes.” ! | BEAR MR. WYNN-—I read in| Answer—Yes. it is true thut in the | tifully, | am studying volce too. 1 this world without having a lun -anw'l'i‘;“ know about that,” says this 1morning’s paper that | future umbrellas ary de | am from Treland. 1 hear John McCor- ncerely. WEBED con.” / HED Dome Thut's going protty some aeronaut flew his alr- | Square. That s mack is from Iveland, too. If this ix| oo = Ana aftertha 2 L 20en 00 e plune to un altitude of 10,500 | to leave them : true, could you tell me what parc? | Answer x wer ‘fter that,” answers “High Dome,” | '"]kjl(‘;' n;‘;mglhlz of something,” I re- feet. Would you like to be L { Yours Truly, DORA MEFA, | F “‘l" toigo “ “we got to appoint @ lot of commit- ’“'fifr,f r:",‘ o "-i 2 up that high with an airplane? Dear Mr. Wynn—My friend told me | l:ml« ’\.-'\";“'f ¥ tees, making sure that labor und .ulxl \\arl\lebeil:gm‘:llé;l;’;;’:l d:;:;:\e of the| “Truly Yours, ~ UPSON DOWNS. LiE ncles Just etumned (om. u]\}_flg‘ e e mmitiacs Have th ! snaps Finnegan. “But, go on—what | ADEWer—I'd hate to be up that high | L0teng, TGN IS FOSIET S i | Pean M1 aean et tenufof e e . WesnnA Silend 0t e o out et | is it that you think {s a thought?” | Without one. what it was, and he sald his title was | tld me he knew an Italian who went t, [ Bl e vesterday, and : e h . “The earth floats around e . = A he s e 25 (up in an airplane and fell out. He ' i e i e B Catioft untlitha | donit T T damengs s B epace; o Dear Mr. Wynn—Why do some men | “Seturday.” What doos that mear s i e e i s tione | an excited tone, suid: *Amos just by 1hing W! have to be of ' . ’ ' Answer—All of him 7 bofo dohe > o fme.” I foolishly asked, “Amos who Toling and one-plece hathing suit sea- pizon 2 @ g Truly Yours, HERR NETT. | Answer—Judging by his title. “Sat- | soud thar hapyenor 0 e €arth HOW I HC o ™Sosquito. " Do you didal son is over. | es.” agrees "High Dome. “And| Answer—SImply because thelr wives | yrday,” I guess that means “Knight | Sincerely, 0. BOYE. |that’s funnv ret busy, eh?" T suggest j 80 daes Jupiter. ck out their necktfes. ath.” Yours Truly ARRIE SEEN e e e AL 1ight,” suys 1, “what happens | "% optuebe 3 | Answer—The fellow went up an| (" TV P all with another banquet. this when one toy balloon hits another in | Dear Mr. Wynn—Have you heard | 1.y \winAic nephew re. | “Italian,” he fell out of the airpline A" an e e o7 & biz mast mist Le air? They just bounce away from | the reports about making umbrellas [ D€&0 JH0 1) VAN CE S Teler Te0| ,robubly onto some telograph wires | Fd Wynn, oo , i s “;I' :‘“ e = is des ~d ) < = jone another, don’t they?” lflquue? EE s S8 Cryey can VOU SIve was hiking in the lllzun Ains and ac. |and came down a “Pol 5 ’ ‘\”y:“;'»'”: Do “,.J Uhir ]‘, . ing. !«;f“‘“"‘m’); banquet around Christ 2 { “What of it”" demunds Finnegan. |a good sound reason for this radical | (G0 "N B g FOT P AT Al L S o Py ¥ 7 Y i s Lo ol A hear the reports of the com A be 'v‘\\.hyv) then.» '1 wants to Vk;m\\ change? 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