Evening Star Newspaper, December 13, 1925, Page 120

THE SUNDAY STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C.—GRAVURE SECTION—DECEMBER 13, 1925, THE STUDENT BODY BY W E. HILL. (Copyright. 1925, Chicugo Tribune Nyndicute.) The student . who lacks college spirit, never remembers the words of “Alma Mater.” and gets cold at Tl foot ball games 5 unwilling roommate who is showered from time to time with mothers and cousins and aunts be- o longing to his best friend The rushing committee of the Hotsey Totsey Phi Fraternity are having a hellofa- time. It seems they let a sub freshman, handicapped by a funny hat and the wrong overcoat, slip through their fingers, and. would you believe it, he turned out to be the son of twenty millions in oil! Norbert is working his way through four strenuous years 5 P s e PRE £ R of collegiate life, not as in the old days, by tending furnaces he leading lady of the dra Y B80! 4 N and waiting on table at the Commons, but as the spirit of has been ‘;;1" l‘_{h"‘lh"l 'f:]lels‘ a"f‘;g;_’;d‘; Tg;;,): ; jazz in a busy jazz orchestra. at mass meetings and says ow, men, let's DEOrCSSonat Y. seunioes A i - } 3 all get together tomorrow and show the done With fucins ecenshy, and Nioe e : : — 3 team they have the college body behind e 3 : ¥ The literary esthete has, to use his own them to & man—"cte. cte. He makes Phi The solid background words, simply NO flair for mathematics. eta Kappa. who longs to shine as a Likes T. S. Elliot and James Joyce, and is figure in college activities. getting out a book of poems labeled, “Mould e compromises on the and Iron"” Loves little theater movements an. chess team. early American glass. His rooms are fixed up | an carly Doge's palace, with Victorian trimmings. The big, strong, forceful guy who gets up The busy student who tries out for a little of every- The sub freshman fixed up with the prep Meet Joe, the foot ball star, before the faculty thing—assistant manager of the track team, ditto of school trappings, all ready for the frater- put him on the side lines. He has six conditions the ‘musical clubs, dramatics and base ball team. nity boys to look him over. The coon coat and as many over cuts to his credit. Senior year he will be rewarded by being chosen a will just about knock 'em dead! Hot dog! member of the senior banquet committee. Sic transit gloria mundi. K Y o7 gy No college body is com]plele without the ever-present alumnus with his flask and stock of “I-remember-whens "