Evening Star Newspaper, January 6, 1924, Page 79

INDAY STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C.—GRAVURE SECTION—JANUARY 6, 1924, INSURANCE -5 CE Copyright, 1924, By The Chicago Tribune “"Why. If Here Isn't My Luncheon Set, Right Where [ H T Out B —The Cook PluckedAI( : EhevL:cd!)B\Wh?nSuflered ABeLO“ F?m gur- The Little Argument Between The Insurance Adjuster And The Lady Slightly Damaged By Fire- The CS:JBI:SEi'tul finlsz:od‘:r;cseen!: T‘h‘llu er-arr’.’ewc':ntx,lrx“%:syel Sn:w de glars, Amply Cover !E'h surance, gins To Find Lady Has Never Been So Hurt In Her Life - To Think That Any One Should Wantonly Accuse Her Of T ry- The Most Beautiful Pink And Purple Clouds You Ever Saw ) ings ing To Take Advantage Of The Insurance Company Oh, It's Terrible To Even Think Of Four Members Of T Insurance/Companys Personnel~Resding Fram The Left WeHave Fhe Yovng ManWho: Maila The Ciite Litile Tnsurance. Blotters And/ Galendars To Al Those Lucky PersonsiWho: Insure In The Company—Next, We Have The Snappy Guy Who Goes Out After Trade—He Carries Snapshots Of The Wife And The Kids In His Wallet, Thus Creating The Necessary Personal TouchThen Comen A R AW e Thcacp hone Between The Medical Man Who Looks Over Prospective Customers—"Fiss There,” He Asks, Fixing You With A Piecing Eye. Been Any Tendency T Insanity, Gastrits, Or Superabundance.Of Uric Acd. On Either s Office O rie Oueamt: ond The I ide our amily = o And. Last Of Al Is The Adjuster Who s Always Being Snatched. As It Were, From The Bosom Of His Family On Christmas Eve. New Year's. Or Thanksgiving. And Sent Hither And Yon To Lok After The Com- Total Disability--Of Course, There's A Great pony’s Interesta. He Has To Stand For A Lot After A Fire—He it Is Who Must Hear All About How, 1f The Fire Had Heppened Four Hours Later. Or Ten Hours Sooner. Ete . Etc PealiToBe e Onifotiy Sedess Anlild Beinig The Things Firemen Always Save From A Fire Aren't Always What You'd Like To Have Saved—For Instance. Look At The Picture Of Aunt Nellie Woolen (Well Covered By Insurance) Brought Out Safe And Sound From The Fire--For Years The Family Hoped Something Might Happen To The Painting—Something Aunt Nellie Wouidn't Feel Hurt About—Some Families Seem Born Out Of Luck The Tired Business Man Is Rapidly Being Put In A Trance By The Insurance Go-Getter With The Swell Sounding Policy - The Inventory—-Of Course. Aunt Sarah A,,,,,, 1t's Not The Intrinsic Value Of The Things, It's The Asso- When The T. B. M. Is Eighty Years Old He Will Have Five Thousand Dollars Coming To Him. And If He Dies Before Then. ciations Connected With Them- -"And Don't You.”” She Adds, “‘Settle For One Cent Less Than Twice His Family Will Have Ten Thousand--Or Maybe It's The Other Way Round—And If, At The Age Of Eighty He Becomes What They Offer You " Blind And Loses The Use Of Both Feet, He Will Have An Extra Two Thousand S . \ m T