Evening Star Newspaper, August 26, 1923, Page 83

P e MR iy gt LU ", The Friendly Landlady. Landladies Are Awfully Friendly For The First Two Weeks. Then They Begin To Freeze Up- About The Time The Georgette Waist Is Discovered Drying In The Bathroom Window. _ “Deariz,” She Will Say The Second Day After Mabel Is Installed In The Third Floor Back. “Do Let Me Show You My New Hat! Isn't It A Swell Little Shape? Guess How Much I Paid For It!"” Oh, The Terrible, Terrible Things That Happen To A Nice Country Girl Who Goes To The Big City Where Nobody Cares! Will You Look At Anabella, As Nice A Girl As Any One Could Wish, Studying Rhythmic Poise And Greek Dancing?> She’ll Never Be The Same After A Year Of Grecian Posturing THE SUNDAY STAR. In The City Where Nobody Cares By W. E. HILL Copyright, 1923, by The Chicago Tribune The Distant Cousins In The Distant Suburb. For Weeks The Cousins Have Been Saying. “'Really. We Must Ask Cousin Reta Out For A Sunday Dinner Really We Must!” And Cousin Reta, Goaded By Letters From Home. Has Been Saying With Equal Fervor, "1 Simply Must Look Up Cousin Josie:s Family-- I Simply Must! Oh, Dear. The Great Event Has Finally Been Brought To Pass. And Cousin Josie And Family Are Welcoming Cousin Reta From The Doorway. My Dear,” Cousin Josie Is Saying. “Why Did You Come By Trolley? You Should Have Come The Other Way ! Hiding The Bottle Of Synthetic Gin Which Helene Thinks Had Better Be Kept Out Of Sight During The Visit From Home Folks The Lone Young Lady In A Big City Can’t Pick And Choose Her Callers. At The Start. The Type Of Male She Has To Stand For Is Usually Some One Whom Uncle Jim Used To Know In College, And Has Asked To Do The Honors. Uncle Jim's Friend Has Been Telling All About How They Used To Get The Best Of The History Professor WASHINGTON, D. C— GRAVURE SECTION—AUGUST 26, 1923. Little Miss Jones Came To The Big City To Study Art. Here She Is Out In The Open Country For A Day’s Sketch- ing. It Is Easy To See That Greenwich Village Has Claimed Her For Its Own. So Free And Untrammeled! The Girls’ Club In The City, Showing A Bevy Of Beauti- ful Girls Who Have Left The Home Town To Seek Fame Or Fortune, As The Case May Be. They Are Having The Jolliest Time Imagin- able, All Girls Together, In A Perfect Blaze Of Light. The Giri In The Doorway (She's Studying Designing At The Art Institute), Has Half A Mind To Go Up To Her Room And Put Some Hand- kerchiefs To Soak The Cautious Roommate. “Oh, My Dear, You 1 Shouldn’t Have Accepted An Invitation To Lunch! Why, Like As Not He'll Offer You A Drugged Cocktail” The Visiting Relative, Aunt Nellie, Has A Pretty Poor Opinion Of Furnished Rooms And Kitchenette Apartments. She's All For Jessic's Going Over To The Y. W. C. A.~