Evening Star Newspaper, April 15, 1923, Page 87

15, 1923. THE SYMPHONY CONCERT By W. E. HILL Copyright 1923, By The Chicago Tribune The Soloist Of The Afternoon ls Singing Something About O, Mighty Ocean'" And You Can Almost See The Waves Rolling Around. And The Fishes Swim- ming. And People Being Drowned An Artiste In Every Sense Of 5 = The Word Floating Back To A Eubscriber’'s Box Showing A Party Of Merry Sunday Afternoon Take A Few Bows. Concert-Goers Enjoying A Strauss Tone Poem To The Utmost. It Took No Less Than Seventeen Telephone Calls To Fill This Box, But It Was Worth It. Cousin Lucy Rumford. Who Sits On The Extreme Left Was The Seventeenth Phone Call. Her Dear Cousin Nellie. In The Center. Is Giving The Party. Cousin Lucy, Who Came All The Way From The Suburbs. Is Shown Thinking Cousin Nellie Spoke To Her. Cousin Lucy Will Subside For One Whole Minute, And Then She Will Just Have To Ask Cousin Nellie If Dear Cousin Lester Is Quite, Quite Over His Tonsil Trouble. The Stylish Stout Lady At The Right Of Cousin Nellie Has Just Discovsred The Gallery. “'I Shouldn't Think.” She Is Saying, “They Could See A Thing Way Up There. They Do Say, Though, That They Are The Real Music Lovers!" Oh! The Withering Look On The Face Of The Very Con- servative Music Lover. Hurled In The Direction Of SO‘me , P One Who Has Had The Brazen Affrontery To Applaud A e Noune Lady WhoRst desiHer Very Modern Piece Of Music. Who ls This Schoenberg, Program-—A Terrible Person To : 4 2 > L Sit Near > « Sy EEET "My Dear, Did You Ever Hear Anything LikeHerHead Tones> Positively. 1'd Be Ashamed!” Etc . Etc Two Music Students Telling Each Other Where The Solost Ought To Get Off. B The Lady Standee. “There's Always Room For Cne More” Is The Slogan Of The Lady Standee. If There's An 5 Inch To Spare Next The Rail The L. S. A Very Warm And The Man Behind The Can Work Herself Into It. At The Very Moist Con- o Kettle Drum Very Close Of The Afternoon She Will Be On ductor _Acknowl- Much On The Job Excellent Terms With The People edging The Around_Her. And They Will Know All called Plaudits Of About The Time Her Husband Heard The Audience. “Fidelio” At The Dresden Opera House In 1890 With A Cast Which Included, Etc., Etc \S——dll " ">}