The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 12, 1931, Page 20

pe TE SISA TRIB THURSDAY, MARCH SQ, tt | TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS A “Good morning, Ed—what's new?” NOW YOU TELL ONE “Preferred by celebrities,” says a typewriter ad. Careful examination, however, reveals that the cap “I” is built no stronger than che one on other machines. i The disadvantage in being a well-| dressed man is that every time you! get dressed it's time to change pants | again. GRANDPA WAYBACK SAYS. A long ton is the one than you shovel off the sidewalk after a snow- storm. Nobody can make a silk purse from @ sow's ear but any woman can make} @ grouch with spinach. Practically every man can look back and reflect how some old flame helped him burn his money. A woman with horse sense never becomes a nag.—The Pathfinder. A great publicist is a writer who thinks all public men are dumb ex- cept in Russia, A Progressive is a Republican who can make the first page by being a} Democrat. A fur expert is one who can look at @ leopard skin and tell what kind of dog formerly used it. HE AGREED Mrs. Wellalong (as her husband ar- |—Open Road. cives home) — Well, the children at last persuaded me to get my hair bobbed. I don’t think 1 look so much|to make “improvements” that would last as long as the bonds do. like an old lady now, Husband—No. Now you look like an old gentleman.—Detroit News. So Babe Ruth is being sued on a teal estate note. Well, aren't we all? | Weekly. Scotch story? GETTING DOLLED UP “Prosperity has been around the corner so long,” says the Ohio State Journal, “we're going to take a look to make sure that it isn’t the location lof the cemetery.” Don't worry, Bob, we know what's around the corner—it’s a rest room and rejuvenation parlor. — Boston Transcript. You can always tell a great man by the fact that he seems so unlike your idea of a great man. FREEDOM AND WEEP “Yes, I want you, to try and go to a night club tonight, John,” Mrs. Biddy said. “I want you to get some of your cronies and try and get good and drunk. I want you to try and get a couple of blondes and make whoopee with them. I want you to try and see how much money you can spend on them. I want you to try and see how late you can come home. That's all. I want to see you just try it"—Judge. If he merely cooks a slice of meat, he’s a cook. If he adds so much spice you can’t tell what it is, he’s a chef. After all, the best intelligence test is the temptation to press the horn button to straighten out the traffic jam. SLICK SCHEME “I am always ill the night before a journey.” “Then why not start a day earlier?” If only somebody would tell us how SO SAY WE ALL Andy —Have you heard the last Sandy — I hope so. — Capper’s | Daily Cross-word Puzzle | Solution of Yesterday’s Puzzle ACROSS 1. Cooking uten- sil 6. Anoints 1. Writes 8. 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In THE Nousé MIN'S POCKET BOOK = LIGNT AS A FEATHER - empry AS A LAST YEAR'S BIRD'S NEST- : You'd THINK IT WAD BEEN RUNOWER BY A STEAM ROLLER. aaa — Doma } 4 HOW WOULD NOU LIKE To HANE ANOTHER WATCH DOG DID NOU SAN? 1 CAN GET NOU ONE FOR NOTHING IF YOULL GNE IT A GOOD YOu INTERESTED IN 00GS, BURGLARN I'VE BEEN THINKING [7] THAT'S GoT SOME Goop OF GETTING A HIGH CLASS WATCH DOG TO KEEP AROUND ME, MISTA WALT. IN-LAWS GOT Pues. | CAN GIT YOU ONE, AS MUCH AS TM NOT USED To MAKIN’ SPEECHES, I TO WANE LINDY FIXED Up!! WHAT KIND OF A BABY 1S YOUR UNCLE MIKE, GLAOYS? DOES HE LIKE THE RADIO 2 ES, BUT WE DOESN'T PLAY tT SO LOUD. ALL THE TIME THAT trou CAN'T HEAR YOURSELF OW VES, BUT HE NEVER SCATTERS THEM ALL OVER THE FLOOR! “Hanks, san! ('LL Walk WANNA Be SURE OF GETTIN’ “Here!