The evening world. Newspaper, July 26, 1921, Page 22

All He Needs Now Is a Map! HE DON'T KNOW ANY MoRE ABouT (T THAN I Do itl TEL ME - wHaT's Ty' BEST Road Back To WE aity? Y KNow Att TH ROADS , DON'T HE first of Ned Wayburn's pro-| GOSSIP. ductions the coming season will] Lucile Watson will appear in “The i be a revue called “Town Gossip," | Temperamentalists,” opening at the Bijou on Aug. 8 with a cast including Johnny Dooley, jee ne othe Night C * . Praedie ol e Night Ca Lillian Fitegerald, Vinton Freedley, comedy by Guy Bolton and Max Grace Moore, Eleanor Griffith, Helen cin, which will have its premle Broderick, Edythe Baker and Li the 39th Street Theatre on At hee 16 ‘ ' has been completed. It includes Fl Pape. “Love Knots,” “Flying Island” cnemeld, Hlizabeth Risdon, Jerome| SIGN ON (7 JES’ KEEP A GOIN’ Te Ely! THINK (T's Eure ‘NUE | 1 ABIT AN’ THEN To and “Fancy That” will complete the patrick, John Daly Murphy, Jack Raf- YER RIGHT A SPELL ist fael, H. Dudley Hawley, Grant Mills, AN' KEEP A GOIN John Wra —— » Charles Bunnell, Ronald | “ANKLES ACROSS THE SEA.” Colman, Walter Horton and W. W Harold Atterid librettist, and Shuttleworth | Al Goodman, composer of “The . Charlton Smith, France Hendtsen, Tit y'SEE A JERSEY Cow IN A FIELD WITH Whirl of New York" at the Winter 224 Jo#eph MacAuley will appear in| 4 CALF - THEN KEEP ’ Garden, have been commissioned by — Rossie Bi id Will MRK ee RAS ON STRAIGHT A FEW rom the LICKS AN' SOONER OR LATER Ye'LE uit TH STATE HIGHWAY — YE an B hh firm of producers to write a@ revue, fashioned on the American model, for production in London. The title of the revue is to be “Ankles { Across the Sea" and an American chorus will be recruited for it | to begin rehearsal to the Follies been ac vill rtrude Atheiton is reve © by whic sing the writer's work cus —— te rily reaches the screen. “Don't THE RIGHT HOUSEKEEPER. Neglect Your Wife” was first written Rryant Washburn, who recently re- ®Y Mrs. Atherton in rio form, Werned from England, where he has and is now being turned into a novel | if ; snnounee the opening | been filming “The Road to London,” or Sharla play| The Se 4 “Sonn orge V | tells this story on Rev, Dr. Batcheller, with melodies by Rayr Hubbell) ho pl the part of a minister in at the Cort Theatre on Aug. 16. * “> ‘ 1921 PRESS Pub Co NAY. CVE Wome d > a > the pictur it S a : “The mini i who had st for twenty-five years, Ul] she got thr notion to get married and the rever-! micosut =a 5 end gentleman found 1 alf without nd ‘ we =a Nea pros inne IM SuRE You NT eT | 7 pmnan found nunselt wi ' = GaAUE A 1 SURE Dai a housekeoper. Having learned that i=") No!L Gara : | a retired General of the army who " AINT ‘ou GOT Gome BeEATIFUL | rene SHED Like ME GROTHER - TA T PROMISED ed he village was about tu| No ‘CANARIES BIRDS Have R syuese PRETTY CANARIES” ARE “To lived near his villag it 4 x FILLALOO ANARIES — We TO TAKE CARE B leave for India, and that the General's ! >) A ¢ baa lotr ret el “FILLALOO . REPLACE A PAR — Be Wate td 8 housekeeper would be available soon, A fe eiRDs ! : s he wrote a letter to the old soldier! re . = \ WIFE WAS AWAY OREGON asking him if he could recommend | ' GROWER ' his housekeeper as a desirable | SELLS | quisition to the household of an «c-} 15,000 | : papas aie the Seyi the BARRELS neral wrote to the ster: | “Reverend Sir: In answer to your OF APPLES IN 2 MINUTES FOR RECORD // PRICE — [ ind she wor A REAL ition to ane APPLE mo tak chen LQ arte = omy = fae ge. NAS ‘come | . 2,000,000 letter of recent date inquiring about | my housekeeper, I am glad to testify as to her thermor may ‘b not be served me consisted mostly and bleeding sueri ; SHADE OF DIOGENES. FIGURES, TAGES Cave! Then some day, without our knowing, | = Goo f They'll decide no shows at night | ee ec | | ; } nen: } EY Mom! ges eo) SAVE THe Rents are up, good food is upper \ MARY WILL You ‘ OHn- I KNow ! eae WE GO AND | Pha (E ast wis slender purse. 0 : ; , Bat one ancient eee for supper, A Ser oisailiste : COULD THINK Ni LET ‘s ASK MOM GET You some. ‘ Cheerful as a living hearse. Wate Gaocesies & O SOMETHING . , }F WE CANT Go GROCERIES 1A sA;;: GERMAN " Boon there'll be no place to live in, | kor Me? TO HAUL IN ‘AND Ger Some OUR. WAGON & Sausace Get a tub and sit in state, v 4 Nea QUR WAGON- he GROCERIES ° . MEN Be a cynic, never give in ‘at ij > ay iM es WORKING To bad luck and you'll be great OVERTIME Buy a lantern, let it flicker, . " oe ? ‘ | Los Lays Top Dio the Li ‘ } \. moet nae ere 's no inneee liquor, ) AW-Wi - . ‘ a 5 - } “Ny BERLIN, Bvery one's a perfect prune , } a MAKING GEORGIF D. MENDUM. GEORGE WHITE'S PLANS. » Having launched the third edi «fr his "Scandals," George White arranging to make sev tions during the coming si first offering will be a farce comedy, | entitled “Come On, Johnny,” by Louis | Viect, a Cleveland, O., newspaper z y Wd y~Sy = Big j | 807TH | ; A !— £ves Bs . ‘ ; MEAT COO OCT TOOee (row | BROOKLYN "Ay DOCTOR SAID ‘ TO HAVE A NEW SERUM THAT is] al produc- | son, His writer, The will be presented in New York in October. Later, Mr. \ RESTORES White will produce comedy from FR-Aeenteanee — SIGHT = = Coud TR’ see ssest 5 id! (T ON Of, BIBLICAL AUTHORITY FOR IT. | In Fact, He Got More Than Hugo Did! TLS AW founded on the Bible ts good | CONGRESSMEN enough for Mayor Gilmore of | Yes, THAT'S THE FIFTH OLLY, IM SORRY T Told ALL RIGHT— BUT DON'T joe Morgantown, W. Va. A local} | TIME 1 SAW THE ON THE PooR FELLER AN Pi 5 WASHING TON ini | man charged with not having the tail! | GARDENER TAKE Tu FIRE B He WANTS )\ PUT Hirt OUT OF WoRK. ae ny eens 2 j REPORTS THAT \4 GuarteRrs| 0 : JANT You To WRIT ' ) sessed a fine of $3. | J . REFERENCE ! THe TRUTH! . IN 1S i The accused protested, said it was | = HAD INCOMES ® poor law under which he was fined OF $1,000,000. and that he did not think it would AVERAGE hold water in court. | MAN'S INCOME The Mayor declared any law} 1S AROUND founded on the Bible was g00d| | 42 O'CLOCK spourh 19% him. pe sefondant said i CARN he couldn't see wher ta a nm anything to Ao with the Bible. ‘The wet '™ | PARIS REPORTS Mayor looked pityingly ut the ac- | NoT A AU FISH cused, and said | YING IN “Do you remember the ta bout | the ten virgins, Aye of .whom. had RIVER SEINE. lights and five of whom didn’t? Well, VANY A if you do, you will remember that the POOR FISH Lord wouldn't have anything to do S/S FOOLISH kan the five without Hgnts. and I WHILE Nor neithe 1 this ourt."—] ville > ce n = oa melhor will this cou uisvi! Goprrignt, 100. Prom Pubtining Co OLY Brening Workt) i ith | 13 IY SEINE Derren es WHAT GOOD DID IT DO HIM? A MFIRCHANT was persuaded to WEALTHY CHICAGO eee eee cet EVENING WORLD’S SUMMER SCHOOL OF DRAWING—No. 16 [| Femantase® Purchase an excelent parrot could jabber in several foreign lin- POOR GIRL = \\l ce r : foes. & ordered it went home. ‘That $105 SEE THIS PAGE WEDNESDAY FOR NAMES OF AWARD WINNERS AND $10 AWARD WINNING DRAWING FOR STRIP NO. 13. : PA , spring chicken for dinner. On leav- - IW BROKERS ing the house she said to the cook: n Awards SAID WILLIE MEKNIGAT-| AND THEN HE RAN IT | WHEN HE POLLED THE Al PLEDGE “Mlary, there's a bird coming for or "TLL. FLY MY KiTeEt- STRING TO HAUL IT DOWN- tried hot for Mr, Richards when he very Week any ania: gets home.” ui fist and Mary’ followed: Instructions: Three of $10.00 SEIZED At dinner he was duly served, Nine of 5 UNDER wets this?" exclaimed Mr. Rich- Thirty of 1,00 Boor Bac ards. j Mary told him. i . 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