The evening world. Newspaper, July 26, 1921, Page 19

“THE EVENING WORLD, TUESDAY, JULY su, 1921, 19 The Double Life |: Just Another Proof That Two Can’t Live as Cheap as One Ancients Discovered the Duplex Game, but We’re the Ones That Made It Expensive. ; | Men Are Just As Vain As the Women! i But Nine-Tenths of Them ~ | Have Nothing to Be — So Vain About! Can You Beat It! «xx. By This Is the Verdict of T. O’Conor Sloane Jr., Pho- ae * By Neal R. O’Hara tographer of Character—‘‘ Women,” He Says, “Want to Be Made Beautiful, Men Want to Look ‘Strong.’”’ By Marguerite Mooers Marshall. Copyent, 1921, by the Press Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World.) RE men as vain as women? “Yes!" says President Howard D. Reach of Association of America. the most modern and intelligent camera craftsmen, the son-in-law of Thomas Alva Edison, “Yes! in somewhat bel Photographers’ “Yes!” says T. O’Conor Sloane jr, one of New York's and say 1, who have observed the masculine line- up in front of the gum machine mirrors in the subway ated defense of his BARE IKNEES .| FORBIDDEN } ON THIS Copyrieht, 1921, by tae Preax Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) there are three kinds of lives a guy can live. Single, double and married. Double lite 's where your teft hand doesn't know what latch key your right is turning Little to be said for a duplex ex- istence except It puts your name in the city directory twice. Double life is just another proot that two canft Itve as cheap as one Two wives. Ancients discovered tne duplex game, but we're the ones tha: made ft expensive. It's an old idea Iv of great men all remind | us borhood. Cigar stores parked their price, Bird that thinks a janitorcan keep a secret has as much chance of staying white as lace curtains near a freight yard. Guy that leads a two-ply Iife may think he’s clever, but he’s still seven lives behind a cat. Making Cupid shoot a double-barrel bow is not a smart caper. Won’t even reduce in- come tax exemptions. So far as revenue laws are concerned, a citizen is entitledto one $2,000 wife. It 1.2 carries a more expensive one on the side, that’s his affair till the news- —no WOMAN can ever get near them — with modern trimmings. Woolworth papers hop on it. Then it's every: { “Men,” Preai- 7 en planted jitney shops in every neigh- body's affair. dent Beach am- to bashfulnese,” Mr. Sloane offered plified his shrewd ge counters on every street corner. Now ls 5 Hated Hid bie Labial Sf criticism given iN “speaking of masculine vanity," I leaders of the double life trade are Mel CoB eg Lab “eg sash ba Sak 8 ao Pe a a tea other day, “are inz 1as been the undo ta i n uptown at- My that so many middle-aged men al block. ; just as Rares low themselves to get fat and bald Dual life is always found out. A ae tat a At bey ae - as women to ob- instead of trying to cheat Father wa " y cave his ball and chain at home an tain the pose Time as women do. Yet isn't their gny's heart oan be in two places, but 1. nis watch and chain at the ext which shows up Mesligence perhaps the supreme his hat can’t. Lincoln certainly said b : 4 ir good points, Yeuity—the assumption that — their It! You can’t fool all the detcetives al) StoP on his tour of duty. It’s nutty, their good po personal charms cannot be obscured 1 a f the Dut statistics prove it's being done “ut out the freckles, ‘Can you by overweight or lack of hair?” the time. Mortality rate of the | 4. familt t nae ‘ : ; is almost na high as the 22 the best families. Half the wives get rid of my double chin?! and ‘See “I think," opined Mr. Sloane, “that double life Is galing & don't know how their husbands are ff you cant make me look lighter,’ they con. bs these attributes a sort iene Gait au ky a ale Of personal advertisement = ving ha! e time. are expressions that come from male pf Personal advertisement of | pros: ONE - PIECE teri customers as often as from the fe- vain old age, middle age and BATHING suits Do You ‘ep, twin duplex apartments are male. youth you've pn a sixteen-year- NoT ALLOWED expensive. Ask the man that rents “phe men fuss with their ties, their Oo" Me oi as Ea Know © $§ one. Your troubles increase like the hair and their mustaches almost ns nag vain as women. Vanity P square root of evil. Two phon»- sa as Miah do hide ane hair an Fl »e called an extensively human Copyright, 1921, by the Pree Publishing Co, &Taphs to buy records for. Two tele their gowns,” he charged ‘ te we And I“suspected that other pho- Solomon said it, in rt—“Vanity, (Tae Now York Brening World.) phone numbers to get mixed up even Sopraphers wouldubenrohimwous 2 17 Uae venlt QUESTIONS. when Central gets ‘em straight. Two remembered an amusing tale nar- ee 1. What State is popularly called gas meters that cheat as one. “Home, rated by Pirie MacDonald. "When I 4 rs the “Magnolia State”? Sweet Home” mentions two homes, first began to work thirty-six years ago,” he told me, “I had in my studio @ beautiful picture of Maurice Barry- more. Maurice Barrymore was an exceedingly handsome man. And 1921, by the Prem Prabtiahs New York 'ryenine Words O° R FRIEND: Worrying ause some one owes you every man who came to me took one money is a symptom of fined the northeastern boundary be, York citizens are sleeping at Coney took at that photograph and said: wounded pride. 4 With what field of manufacture Island these nights because the “That's exactly what 1 want. Make The late John Burroughs wrote is the name Josiah Wedgwood iden- ‘ouble lifers must have two ad- me look just like him.'" an immortal poem, “Waiting,” tified? — . ; dresses for the bills to arrive ation “Have you found that vanity is an 3 which I pass on to you. Learn end Which English monarch enjoyed the first of the month. Hubby asks | exclusively feminine characteristic?” it, and when your RESENT- Parkers F atk ai ch eq Wife No. 1 to cut expenses. Willin. Tee RC nee oT ee i oN aL eeanec, tle) Rereony who inet oneren Pelmnee’ she should eat spinach and rhubel called “the photographer of charac- % owes you something begins to 2. What is the largest city in Hun- gary? 3. What American Secretary of State in 1842 concluded with Lord Ashburton, Minister to the United States, the treaty which finally d fined the northeastern boundary b 7. In what famous room of the but the adjective is poetic license. The boys that lead the doubte lif are the ones that created the apart- ment shortage. Thousands of New ‘ in season, but other luxuries must ter,” and whose portfolios at his spa- $ rise, recite this: Palace of Versailles was the treaty aka 0 evataaneth cious ground floor studio, No. 37 West “The stars come nightly to the with Germany signed? 50. 3 Dame No. 2 slas} e Tenth Street, are filled with photo- sky, 8. What river of Nevada has no monthly budget also. Suggests ropes graphs more furcetul and individual- The tidal w: , outlet, but loses itself in the sands? of pearls to keep her neck warm in- idal wave unto the sea; , istic than many a painted portrait. Bon ese, Mol ohnne, hen @ 9. Which of the Wright brothers, stead of summer furs. Demands that “Not at all,” he adiitted wita his b . leep, famous aeroplane inventors, died in d : Bev ouuenuy, quissical’acaile, nor high 1912? love mate keep expenses down by paso rcarvalaly Mateos Auk fe Can keep my own away from 10. What famous American poet opening up more charge accounts. ' women—although nine-tenths of the m as the chief poet of the Abolition i male population have nothing to be Gary iy Gai thevernentt in ia Flaw of double life is that It's 4 | vain about. ‘The chlet difference is § map tle TN of ie ANSWERS short one, Wven if bank toll coul(! ae that masculine vanity is expresse statement and see how quickly . : more indirectly. A woman comes in- you get a check 1. Louisiama. 2. Budapest 3, hold out, the 60-50 existence would i to @ studio and says, I want vou to Ever faithfully, Daniel Webster. 4. Pottery. 5. Queen curl up and die. For double life is - ‘ make me beautiful.’ (“And I tell her 2 deterx Victoria, 6, Louis XIV, 7. Hall of |:46 double-edge safety razor blade i . Sloane added, in parenthesis, ALFALFA SMITH. Mirrors. % Humboldt. 9. Wilbur. * i) Brat r shant make her beautiful. © 10. Whittier, It finally gets dull. Which ends that.”) Whereas a man ieee , assures you that he wants a ‘strong’ | photograph. He means, like thi | “in, that he does not want a like- mae we miareeeen es + Courtshi d i By Betty Vincent OU aaa ae The Jarr Famil By Roy L. MoCardelt sion he desires to create on the be- p an arrilage WEALTH. é y pa ABS ¢ | ‘Then Mr. Sloane showed me the ¢ “a While America has only 6 per ) ; ; a has o1 per hotograph of a young man who, he a elite _ ' Copyrignt. 1921, by the Press Pub t come to thi remarked coat for this winter when you have | Baia, had riven him more coe a ithe Rew Yak Hiner eee Om chap eighteen years old, very anything in our future happiness? Rene the wore Neda bigeye es date Be Mr. Jarr glibly, “but I don’t buy all. saved up enough.” ¢ sitters put togethe ig H “ “ " an er cent. of the world’s tR looked up from het eats ena to begust sos” the PHO- GET \VZAR MISS VINCENT: active and considered a swell JUNIOR.” a. fe genie: M STARE looked up from her my cigars, you know. ‘The boss sivea "But if my friends give me erga’ } tographer recalled with a sigh, “and D Have just reached six- sntertaliners have many friends It won't amount to anything unless ; il Se ine me a cigar at the office almost every can’t I smoke them?” asked Mr. Jar: i / the curl in his hairs ie no teen and am deeply in but can't seem to keep friends you are going to talk about it and 20 per cent. of the world’s sup es : . day—sometimes several, and John ‘ot till I get my coat this winte i “He looks,” I remarked, “as if DY love with a man several years of my own age. | know plenty of constantly remind each other of the $ ply of gold. asked. rea 8d Range and, oh, moxt every plied Mrs, Jarr. “Bring them homc Fy pan bed TAs be hn my senior, My friend has great girle and boys between twenty- fact. If the girl is naturally young 40 per cent. of its silver. Pe ‘On, ane she or Fe8 replied “swell, 1 hope you don't give them and I'l save them for you for next ae Tan such’ individuals receive cold — literary ability and is exception- five and thirty-five and keep and happy in her disposition and you 40 per cent. of its iron Mr. Jarr with affected carelessness: anyim gad Mrs. Jarr. “Seventy dol- Christmas. i comfort from Mr. Sloane, In his ally good looking. However, my their friendship. But don't you are big and manly about things, you $ stect. But, oh, my dears, it was generally |, why that would buy me a wholo i eeudlo the desire phrased by Te". girl chum is also in love with think I ought to know people who ought not to notice the difference at $ 2 per cent, of its wheat. ued ary. sabhesener lot of things."” : i were, as we might have been, as we him and he shows her greater are) nearen my own aget What all. 40 per cont. of ita lead. aes eee i vo “Ah, yes." ventured the caning The Housewife’s ] cannot be," is a sternly suppressed — attentions. Will you please teil is the matter with mez 7 “Dear Miss Vincent: | am in 50 per cent. of its zinc. “that would be how much in money in B8AbAnd, “but you would have to pay BD Me a cecssas cae on eae LTH | aah ou Me Pelee PUZZLED: Lee Cee tn eho liste 52 per cent, of its coal pee it all out at once. But you might try Se b k i often thinks he or she wants when ship? LM. kK." It woure be much better if yon out of town, I hesitate to ask go per catty ot lia atumint Mr Jarr did some mental arithmetic Putting aside 20 cents a day to rapboo i ean the 4 ’ ert 60 per cent. o: copper. uy a ole lot o Z i; be or sho ais fore eed iae the when one is onty a flapper, why knew girls and boys at least not over this girl to marry me because | © Lad a ee epee ARO) A GAY Ae 10 CBnte BAGH Z4n 0 DUe & Whole tot f things with at 4 i nt TAR MNOT a portrait, but a try to do more than flap? Do not *Wenty. Why don't you drop your lont part of my hearing while in 66 bk cent. of its ail days, which was casler to compute We end of tho Year Copyright, 1921, hy the Press Pubttshing Ce Brateitied Tcture, as lifeless as 4 col- take this man eeriously. He probably Older set ara make friends among Service. | cannot h eran avail fee ee os than 366 days, and emswered, ‘Oh, ‘That's tho very thing you fuss s0 Tbe New Tort brentne ‘Word ye Jar advertisement or a fashion plate. 16, younge: i ary conversation and have tol 2 say, about $70!" Mr. timated about, my getting things on the in- | Ir advertisement OF # temjur own [ks upon you beth as children, and YounKer pecple You speak of AINE ihe young woman of my disabil- ae an’ carte oe ialautanoellen © not put fish direetty on ice Wye on euro ee eer uONE if the truth were known considers & entertain people. Possibly that ac- pune wate gt oe eae pe lipcostare sie tare ee i nt cigars beca ie he : ey r fal nt plan," replied Mrs, dare If it is manufactured ice i: aoe tyet the sum of them is exactly you “good copy” for his stories counts for the fact that the older i neeniese ee Fes smoked S-eent cisarythere's hardly “And if f didn’t, E wouldn't have halt ammonia fumes may combine he eet anttorentiates us as individuals, fea kaes ian ue. Dats thane iend. Hell sake such a thing any more, But he did the things in this house. And 20 with the fleh and cause ptomain= what attracts our friends. That 18. “Dear Miss Vincent: | am a to show off or amuse the people of °1ate all you #ay . We operate 37.5 per cent. of the § sinoke 10-cont cigars, for which he cents a day is over a dollar a week, poisoning. Meat should not be 4 why, when | make a camera por- ; i “ world's railway mileage, use aid 15 cents oach y i ecw pa ; nes bunowalameduateanncue with Ghe not allow this to keep you from ' und we could get a new phonograph on a cake of ice because ate trait of a person, I insist on show- Lipp cabeeade yeeed uewith them |) Cir you love and who probably $ per cent. of the world's tanking But even this repreasive auditing for i Ra PASnORR PA on aieur % because the ice will M he or she is, on @ ® and be one of the crowd girl y u t i 4 dollar down and a dollar a extract the b 4 tng that person as ; r loves you Nor do 1 say this because Der hal Gave a ory : es jae extract the best juices from it, Put 1 emphasizing the dominant trait in his po accumula pp Jarr, “Seventy dol- week. Our old machine is ' iat s atit e s . you are an ex-service man. [ am rar aan oethe workdawenth ad s iy eat site 4 Kk rold machine is worn ow t on a plate, and to keep the plate Fee Peon wily @ man wents his asty Icnic “Dear Miss Vincent, | am very simply taking the feminine point of { ! : repeated, “Seventy dol- 11's got me worn out, too!” snorted secure put a couple of rubber jar oe renee Ty & man wane i i much in love with a young chap view. @ in Mr. Jarr, “Best paying for things rings under it Pause he has in mind the woman to Sandwiches who is four years my senior, | — — i the mateo a dollan a week moana corse | whom he will give it.” ene have not known him very long, * weeks and weeks and weeks. You Phe econonrical housewife will not SDon't Foo, rasan, SNe WOMONT at ¢ © but he has asked me to marry e forget that.” throw away the cereal that sticks to 14 igang commie woaram marae him My tata am ery meer | 6 Group Exercises for Summer Health | 2: yy mers con nue tevon aoa’ or ue tes, | | 4 man doesn't realize," he con- (Tee New York Brening Word.) against this and will not approve same rate hus gone on for years After dishing out the cereal for break- j tinued, “that a woman who really ANDWICHES form the basis of of my marriage, inasmuch as they : ; and years." fast fill the er Ww rol 1 tans abou him wants HIS picture. S AAT LEETEA HE RISES re, MEE ASN eo oon TH Specially Arranged by Doris Doscher ae : ag, Tile ler with cold wate | not that of some unwrinkled, classi- i i i w, looky here, de sa r n ady to Wash it run the spo cally proportioned superman, In tak- should be served daintily and in twenty years too young to marry? Copyright, 1921, by ube Press Publishing a, Jare plain “Don't ask me under the cereal, will come att = {nga man's picture the photographer ®00d condition, so it is necessary to A. Q. Tiwe New York bwening World.) es ea a aw aisle BOUTAEINEOHEN & CteMinan one should always think of ‘the woman.’ wrap each sandwich in waxed paper. , 4 No, 4—ARMS STRETCHING SIDE- ie ee Naive neh whe: MIA WARM Tiel tan choca ‘ T. No, twenty is not too young to wed WAYS AND FLEXING. \oxraph with the money. What use for thickening soups or an making and not what the man tninks she e bread before cutting very but I think you ought to know the Jy we need a new ph t geddle cakes and muftins. Of ft cas wants, When he sees she is satisfied thin slices and cut off all hard crusts. young man at feast a year before you ONE! Sizeten she. anna edowert the neighbors have In be saved and added to next day's com * ] " over ry. lave shoulder vel, L : he will be pleased—even if he did TOMATOES AND CHEESE, ‘™2rry. Have you known tim that ‘Ward and arch the hand mer all the windows are open and real. think, beforehand, that all the lines of iene ward ao ie? Pelican ‘ Charnctor and force and personality Peel and chop ripe tomatoes and oncwe, ve toe 6s } ne ont SCY 4 ed out of his face “ Pagal ante a d bend bine that’s a good name them, he Panuna hat & soiled pix wanting the camera to exaggerate It br gaged to a young lady who is two hand upon the upper arm, od leat of the unen neiehters ad apply it to the hat. When tt } his defects. Tt is perfeay natural PARSLEY. years my senior. She worries which remains in horizontal 4 2 ’ peta y dry rub well with a stiff brusii. ' and legitimate to want to look in (4, eauah evap ethi Pewauahial position, OU SAN & ad i ¥ - ah conn’ looie mute op parsiey and work as much as 8. y i Saar thats nhouoernnha. i ener Er _ Ere Beit nck 1. 18 the Mtuches possible of this into soft butter. Sea- this difference will amount to THREE! Stretch the forearm out ya 16 hole phonowral coll 20us aluminum saucepan has ne under the eyes, the weak chin, the son with salt and spread on white or again. eb ade ar chutmre fe it nod’iet ttmead oe ] wrinkles made more noticeable bY whole wheat bread. 6 nner? FOUR! Hands on shoulders. Repeat night ? the camera.” aetteate at cite a . R d , F act On count eight drop hands VM compromise," said Mr “ “But a man so instinctively struts HEESE. andom Ss at side If you will no ew When you oversalt the soup, p i his picture is taken,” T pro- oes or cloth over ] ee ent at Teast, ia the im. — Spread thin slices of rye brend very Sennen}, Thi exerwine stremgtivein the arm raph and a bunch of the latest ! @ clot over | pression one gets from many snap- thinly with butter and over this put ; press Pubithiag ce, MUSCIes, especially the biceps, ‘he ust 4 nl n will draw 1 shots of celebrities.” a layer of neufchatel cheese, Dip, — MBs WEL iy Be Tress Punisliog upper arm sustains the chest in an clench your fist imagine you are rais- your ever t » * And ow sa A dae TATaR ne picture taken watercress or @ lettuce leaf in French (So) Now Tork Grong expanded position. It has a two-fold ing to your shoulders two ber that ne t v udded 1 aroun fr ch more self-conscic f ‘TH more than 174,250,000 acres : e Vases in which flowers are ke} Woman,” asteed Mr. Sloane. “I find dressing, shake dry and place on top UTE more than 474,60 eS benefit for both stout and tin. For wumb-bells. If you concent A ‘ prosa the « Vean unsightly sain ot {hat my men sitters almost instine- ar chacen of Nat ea forests in its woman it is a reducing exer- this rem nani ad re Vv y thi n rr as- polished tat It : tively throw back their shoulders, care the United States Gov- cise; for the thin woman it helps to it will be an added t ‘ t i 1 | note themselves rigid when they MARSHMALLOW ernment is rer ng denuded areaa make the arm more shapely. In either exercise. Gain control of t ad BIBS HBREE te | Spread marshmallow whip on salt- at a rate of 7,000 acres a year, one case it strengthens both upper and of the that ar : 1 , and halt, ay : ne Ce \ “Just to look noble and impres- f p nt the arma so that you can be more We) Uaous vod ' 1s brown or grea sive,” I insiated mes and drop @ Sew seudiess raising nursery having 9 capacity of 8,000. lower arm pgoficient in your daily tasks. This An nc es ania 4 e A x doe month, You pu irmonze with the wood and are mot | “Oh, Pen i to think it's due ever tia, 000 trees anouallg. ‘Teat.your imagination and as you of the arms will also make justruted and described Thursday, wat aside £ e apd gob me @ new q q so Doticcable “~s walle blotter, a.