The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, August 17, 1916, Page 9

_ Dakota. So he prescribes a slick, round sugar—coafgd pill for the farmer. YOU SEEM TO TAKE A LOT OF TROUBLE. ON MY ACCOUNT — I AM PERFECTLY, HEALTHY RIGHT NOW. - BY THE WAY, YOU ARE LOOKING RATHER 'BILIOUS YOURSELF~ HAVE YOU EVER TRIED L/BERTY TONIC? 1T WAS DISCOVERED BY MY FOREFATHERS IN I776! YOU POOR M|SGUIDED OLD RUBE,TAKE THIS GQO0D GOVERNMENT LEAGQUE PlLL AND YOU MAY YET BECOME AS GOOD A CITIZEN ) ,‘ ) Old Doc Cafig is very much worried over the condition of the North “Open your-mouth, Hiram, and swallow this,” says Old Doc Gang. “It Dakota farmers just now. They have been showing symptoms of stickitis Will fix your system up in fine shape.” ; and h#ve had hallucinations about the rule of the people being the But Hiram Rube has had enough of this DOFtOI"S prescriptions. : “Take that thing away,” he says. “I've got a new doctor now. I _ don’t need any more of your medicine.’ He’s been giving me some old- fashioned Liberty tonic and some exercise for‘my political muscles. I feel fine now. No more of your dope for me.” . : proper thing. A“This will' never ‘do," says Old Doc Géng, special physi- Acian of Big Business and ex-officio political health officer of North This pill was mixed, compounded and packed in the pharmaceutical labor- To tell the truth, it looks as though the Doc were the sicker one mr'y of Big Biz & Co., noted dispensers of patent medicines for farmers. of the two. P'rob_ablyAhe needs a real doctor’s atténtion, too. X : PAGE NINE ‘ 7 g 5 ¢ e T