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Satored ot the Pest Ofice at New Brn oin ea Becund Ciam MWall Mstter. TEILPHUND CAlls Busnves UMce .... 93¢ Editeria) Ruome [ The only Brofitable sdvertising ®medius. s the City Cirewlation Bucke 8Bd Drews rusm siwaze epep te adverticera. Mewbts ol the Asrtatod Press ‘e Assocluted Pivas lo saclusively the wee (o1 re-publicution o credited to M o1 But othe: Med 10 this pajer end elso loca. vublished therein Mowtws Auunt Haresn o Cleslation Kiw 4 B L ib e Getusal vigenisati Which fuiDshee Oewepapers Sud sdver Cis's WILD & ity Moues! suaiyele ©i circulation Our elrcuiation stetisticy ased upon this audit This inmires b toction sgatnet fraud in Sewspaper trihution figures to Both Bational local sdvertisere The Horald W on eslc @aily (a_ New York st Tim. Hotaling's Newsstan Square; Wcnuits's Newsstenda Eatrasce Grand Cestral. ¢3nd Btrest. e e In view of our lack of home rule in transportation matters perhaps it will be necessary to ask the P. U. C. where the new Farmington avenuc buses can stop at the Center. Or perhaps room for just one more bus can be found at the existing bus terminals without bothering the overlords about it. Political pressology: The New York Times says that the way the New York Sun and the New York Telegram support Hoover is avold- ing as much as possible mention of his name. That reminds old-timers that during one of the !loosc\elt‘j campaigns one New York newspaper went through an entire campaign with scarcely a mention of Teddy's name. The system has its advantages —in New York. Readers in the Democratic city, glimpsing happy phrases about & candidate whose name is not mentioned, may be led | into. believing that 8mith is meant | and thus are not inclined to get sore at the paper, while the up-state rcaders, thinking Hoover is meant, alsg feel quite happy. Quite & scheme, jsn't it? NoT OVGH POLAC rather cenpationul order of Chief W, C. Hart, aimed at com Tae 1 ot icious strangers in the 1ianity, is all right as fa liit docsh't go tar enough. Unfortu- the real solution of the house b ing orgle of which the chiel compluins does not lie most im- mediately upon anything he can do dbout it, but depends upon the nuin- her of policemen the city has pa- trolling the Dbeats. Let the city properly increase the police force, 50 that all sections of the city can se- cure proper proteciion at all times, ‘and. especially at night, and the house breaking industry would quickly be broken up. Hor years the chief has recognized this condition and has asked for an adequate supply of policemen. The usual method, has been that when he asked for 15 additional policemen he received about two. The police de- partment therefore cannot be said to Nave kept pace with the growth of the city in recent years. - The night beats throughout the residential sections are so lengthy that evil-minded persons can have no difficulty in conveniently avoid- ing meeting a policeman. This con- 8 it gous; dition has been admitted from time ' to time. Now it {s also admitted that _there §s an epidemic of house break- ing and petty pilfering. The employment of more police- men is essential, ONE TO FIVE YEARS According to the evidence, Joseph Radwill, truck owner and driver, having on board a load of chidiren fields, did | who worked in tohacco four things contrary to law: (a) Tne truck was overloaded. (h) He drove too swiftly. (c) “wiltully negligent. (d) He for the deaths of three He was was responsible boys who were burned when his vehicle upset, and for the mjury of many miore, Radwill got a fair triai before Judge Yeomans in H thinking a tria Superior court waived trial by jury. dountiess by the judge alone would fend to be to his advantage. The judge found him guilty and the sentence was from one to five years in prison. The truck driver, not satisfied, has turnished appealed and bonds for $20,000. He was within his rights, of | But it seems got in to us he treatment course. very reasonable Superior court. the gligence leading to ;aths of three prsous and the 1y of others seems ta s (0 be a of ne 1 verdict grave sort nee. girer cont upholds the imately serves the entire ~ars At will be no severe punish r much in these days about v 0f the courts being more smsere with rockloss drivers in (e 13 Pecani g «aturnali of improper the from driving. Every time a judge upholds the policy of proper punishment for such infractions his hand should be upheld by public opinion. 1f the law had permdtted it, the judge could have ed” the prisoner even heavier without running the risk of public criticiam, AN EVIL OF THE 18th. It is reasonable to suppose that one of the evils of the 18th Amend- ment 13 the prejudice against further tinkering with the Conatitution, re- gardless of he idealism and nobility of the cause that might be furthered through a«n additional amendment. Indeed, most of us in all probabiliy will never live to see the day when another amendment is added to the | Constitution. The 19th Amendment came snori- | ly after the 18th and at a time when opposition to adding amendments |had not had time to be accelerated by disgust at the 15th. The 19th was |added during the wave of enthusi- asm when adding amendments was universally regarded us the short cut toward national worn down, and there can be little doubt that no matter how meritori- ous the canse the people are dubious about furthering it with inclusion 1n | the basic law. there was an add a 20th amendment, designed to elimindte |child labor from the land. It was {put to the states and though a good- |ly number of idealistic common- | wealths considered it the cause fafl- | ed to gain adherents. Had the nation I not had the distressing experience | with the 15th amendment it is fair to assume that the abolishment of child labor would have gained a more ready ear in the legislature | with a fair chance that its elimina- {tion would have been placed in tne basic law. Many another good cause will be |irretrievably hurt by reference to the 15th and the inevitable conclu- sion it is better to let the states at- tend to noble causes in future. Several years ago agitation started to THE “RANK AND FILE" One of the prerogatives of the head men in a political organization in 10 fool the rank.-und file with all munner of subsidiary issucs, appeal- ing to their prejudices, to thelr emo- tions, and to their stomachs. The rank and file is composcd of a composite citizenship which is busy 'making a livélihood and lucks the |time to yleld us much attention to the inside of politics as it would like, or as it nceds to do in order to know when it s being fooled. The vank and file doesn’t relish being fooled, but how is it to differentiute | between sense und nonsense when it has to rol the head men in the party organiza- ‘llona to ruch an extent? Our advice to the rank and file, comprisiug fully four-fifths of the available man and woman eligible Lo vote, Is to think for itselr; to read both sides and insist upon | this right and privilege; to weigh the clafms of the politicians and en- deavor to locate those which are | buncombe. 1t muy be a task requir- ing a bit of ®ime, but it has its com- | pensutions in the development of & ;morc independent - attitude toward | politics. And when lof independence are developed the | cause of good government will auto- power enough citizens matically advance. 1‘ POLITICAL CLUBS | One of the amusing incidents in cvery campaign is the development (of political clubs, which burst upon lour startlcd g | fore the campaign then after election flowers in winter. 1 few months be- ia hottest disappger like and | Political clubs form one of the | most interesting chapters in Frank | R. Kent's frank book. “The Game of | Politics.” Ior political clubs are not pawns in the game, they |the more import re among nt pieces on th political chess board. Kent shows that they are offspring of the 11 organiza that they politi tions almost exclusively: do not spontaneously s selves, nor are they the outeroppings of voters of a similar mind who must hand together to talk politics around the club have this urge at all, acquiring it by heing clubs through the hearthstone. They don’t stimulated into joining such «fforts of party politicians who sce in the clubs the vot- Kent shows clearly that the ex a splendid Jever to influence ors. penses ave paid by the party moguls. who consider it Many of the of the local cities it is have The money well spent h clubs are headquarters bosse i in many it considered essential to such clubs in every ward clubs are the last word in araderie: the dues, especially eloctions, are secondary consideration, if not entirely non existent. The doors the that the person who enters has a vote are open all the time, only qualitication being and is likely 10 be influenced by the free entertainment. Some clubs have regular dues—small sums that any- pay—but it 18 said to be contrary to poliev, especially during one can a campaign year. fo insist npon a paid-up memibership. That might cause hard feelings. | The clubs no doudt are effective righteousness | |and justice. That feeling has been | the | rt them- | as as they go; but they net reach more than a tenth of the available voters. UPSHAW AND HIS TROUBLES Former Congressman W. D. Up- shaw, who some time ago spoke at the First Congregational church in New Britain, seems to have run into difficulties in dry Tennessee. At one town where he was acheduled to speak he was told he would not be | allowed to do so and that he might |as well move out of town. Which caused the ex-congressman té de- clare it was the first time he had found liberty of speech was gone in this country—at least in some party of it. We think Upshaw is right in his | claim that freedom of speech shoula be preserved. It.is just as necessary to permit a dry orator to speak as to permit a wet orator to have the same {the other is bound to suffer similar- Iy. Upshaw is ~gainst Smith; indeed, when in New I:ngland lust spring he frequently forecasted that Smitn would not—eould not—get the Democratic memination. After the Houston convention belied his fore- casts he has contented himself with isaying Smith could not be elected ".und that he would not carry the | South even. Upshaw evidently believes what he likes to believe—in common with many others—and doesn't per- mit reason to bother his thoughts. been one of the most energetic of prohibition speakers and for years a paid emissary of the Anti-Saloon league, Upshaw evi- dently regards himself as quite & card in the dry ranks. Personally he is a likeable fellow, and when he visited the Herald office while in the city he proved to be quite a wise- | cracker as he spoke With the news- paper boys. He didn’t get the best of | office wisecrackers, but Just Having our | then, he did pretty well. L As recent as 1924 after speaking at an Anti-S8aloon League meeting in ‘\\'usmugtol\. D. C., he wrote to M. G. Kelser, the league ficld manager: own | “Sing the Doxology and turn & few | somersaults if you want to in cele- | bration of our very fine rally at Im- manuel Baptist church last Sunday night. I turned over to Wheeler's of- fice the cards (pledge cards) mounting to a little over $1,100 in subscriptions and about $50 in cash nd checks. . . . . “I think you will have to shell down the corn and admit that your | Georgia friend made a pretty good speech on Anferica’s greatest bat- tle. . ' At the side of the letter he wrote: | “Iemember this $1,168 collec- | tion cost you no advertising— only $1 taxi. In sending check, ‘let your consolence be your y upon the declarations ori guide. | Perhaps it was the recelpt of let- ters such as these that caused Kelser to declare later: “Upshaw is inclined to think of himself a little more highly than he ought, when it comes to the matter of remuneration for his services The fiery Georglan has been in the limelight for years. When a member of Congress he accepted money from the Anti-Saloon League, ex- pluining thus: “0f course, 1 get paid for my time, but T never allow my en- zagements to interfere with my work in Congress. . . . T justify being paid on the same ground that a preacher accepts pay for Sunday fervice. In’ this respect he was in the game class with Congressmen Coop- er. Republican, of Ohio; Jones, Re- _publican, of Washington; Barkley. Democeret, of Kentucky: of Mississippi of Indlana. Lowry, tobinson. But other "memhers of Congress. motably the late Snator Willis and 1°ess of Ohlo, were careful fo accept nothing but expense money from the Ami-Satoon for this Democerat | Repubtican, Leazne making speeches | organization. AN OPIUM WAR 163 memberz of the crew liner President the Dollar line, 131 The Chinese evidently make good and though the Dollar line is an American concern there seems Of the of the Harrison of were Chinese, sailors: to be no objection to employing as many Chinese sailors as possible Prob: there is also a consider- able saving, or would be if the opium smuggling proclivities of the China- could be controlled. having failed to do iy men The line this it will be subject to a fine of $400,000 follow- ing the discovery of $1.000,000 worth of the hanned drug on the ship when it reached Jersey City from a crmse around the world. Customs Inspector lost Edward 1ce, who an eye in a previous cpinm the hero of Plece. Scarching tne ship from keel to top deck did no gpod, it seems: but renewed efforts tocated the opium in a chain locker. Inspector Starace and his 16 helpers gained a notable victory in the in var, wa of the cessant war against the bootlegging of opium into this country. All the Chinaman who had charge of the shipment was to get for bring- ing the opium into New York was 30 cents a can. The suave oriental. true to his tiust. cannot bhe induced 'to mention the name of the con- privileges; and if the one is curtailed | signee in New may, the Chinaman believes in honesty. The opium traffic runs into big money. One ring broken up some time ago did a business of $40,000,- 000. It is a much more difficult thing to combat than pialn rum running, perhaps for the simple reason that Chinese bring in the consignments and have a way about them that { white men cannot easily circumvent. Yet it is hard to understand how a shipment of opium could- be brought en board ship without the knowledge of ship's officers. That is one of the conténtions of the gov- ernment in the President Harrison )| case. Regardiess of this, the law is | explicit, and the boat line is held responsible and must pay the gov- |ernment the actual value of the narcotics. The idea 1is to make steamship companies careful. But of a disadvantage. Fc cts ond Fancies If you argue with a fool, listeners wonder which is which, With John on a railroad, |Coolidge family may still travel without paying fare, the enjoy Another good memory test is the guarantee of the man who sold you the second-hand car, College spirt A vague interest in a sheepskin; a keen interest n | coonskin; a mania for the pigskin. Mhese modern Kid y Wies more times than we old-timers did, but they Kkiss less girl, Death and taxes have points 1 common, but in some cases death is palnless. A specialist is a doctor who treats troubles that can wait until you have time to visit hnn. The cosmetic findustry is in a slump, but still contrives to put a good face on things. Americanism: Observing a gentle- man who is trying to avoid a vul- gar scene thinking himy afflicted with. cold fect. Example of husband having the last word: "Blah! You haven't gut the nerve to pull it.” It may not be significant, byt the era of Impudence began about When the old-fashioned razor strop was discarded. Banks are now equipped with many devices to trap robbers, all of whiche the cashier can work when permitted to lower his hands. The hand that rocl now is a hired hand. the cradle Republicans see only two million unemployed, while the democrats see four million. The democrats are counting golfers, A seat on the New York stock exchange now costs $410,000, Think how many hick-town prominent citizens must be cured of gambling before the buyers gets his money back. 1t there's no such thing as tele- pathy, how can Central wish wrong {numbers on you just at the busiest moment of your day There's always.a bright side, and those who expect great things from the November election can Keep right on expecting them from Santa Claus. 1 despise our new Y Brown, {“but I'm too big to let that affect Imy comtributions to the church.” Copyright 1928 Publishers Syndicate 25 Vears A(T Today Court Friendly, ¥ lits 14th anniversary Hanna's hall, with Chief Ranger Bernard Frawley presiding. Messrs. McCrann and Gillotte favoved the andience with selections on a variety of musical instruments. Deputy Chief Ranger Michacl Clynes pre- sented the refiring chief ranger. | Matthew Meskill, | jewel. Captain Bullen of Co. E is in | favor of consolidation. He says that the line which divides the city and town runs right through his house and that if he wishes to vote in city elections he must p in one corner of his house. Licut. Chavles Mitchell also favors it, ng it would end confusion of authority, as under the present em it is a case of everybody's business being no- hody’s business. Captain Griswold of Co. T is also convinced of the bene- fits of consolidation. The Herald today consists of 16 pages and is the largest issue of the paper yet published. Tt contains a cial consolidation section. Principal Marcus White is arrang- ing for a visit from a famous Bos- ton quartette to the Normal school. Chairman H. M. Stecle of the printing committee called on the Union Printing Co yesterday and de- manded to know why the city reports had been delayed a month. He said he supposed the printers would hurry the reports through so that they could get their money. but he | found they had borrowed the money from the city in advance and that now the city could whistle for its re- ports. D. McMillan measured the floor of the city clerk’s office for a new car- pet today. The carpet has heen bad- Iy worn for some time. which is no veflection on its quality, as it is ten years old Town Attorney Gaffney ha tled the guestion of the consolida- tion hallots, They will he long slips of paper, like the license baflots, and will be place directly separate box, not velopes. with Chinese crews sailing the seven | seas the companies are at something | with a handsome | 1 favoid chop: of A.. observed | | tast night in |- I | in a enclosed in en- | And her silvery talk took the place | = For a Miss is as good as a m! —Thomas E. Burke, ¢« s e The Result! “Oh, write & realistic book— From life, you know!" they said: And, now I've gone and done the thing, They all have cut me dead! —John F. Belden. DIFFERENT BRANCH! Fields: ‘How come that famous surgeon to go broke?" Holt: “He was operating in the wrong place. Fields: “Some mistake, eh?" . Holt 'Yes, he tried to operate in Wall Street!” —Leonard Behrens. (Copyright 1928, Reproduction Forbidden.) SO UP WITH 'EM FOLKS! Now's the time for draperies the household hints proclaim, And in the disposition world the rule holds just the same, Now's the time for gayperies, for hangings of good cheer. the windows of our minds now Autumn days are here! At all THE HIGH COST OF TRAVELING! Eleanor: “Was your rallway journey to the Pacific coast very ex- pensive 2" Helene: “Yes, very. I didn't get acquainted witn any men until the last meal!" SCHOOLS and COLLEGES We recommend the following in- stitutions, especially the ones carry- ing the larger advertisements. Be- fore sending your boy to any school see our advertising manager, a for: mer college man, and you may change your mind. QUENIIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information oy writing to the Questic Kditor, New Britain Herald, Washington Burean 1322 New York avenue, Washington. D. ., encio ing 1wo cents in stamps for reply Medical, legal and marital advice cannot he given, nor can es- tended redarch he undertaken. Al other questiont will receive a per. sonal reply. I'nsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are con- fdential —"ditor. Q. Who played the principal roles in the play “I'rench Dressin, A. H. B. Warner, Louis Wilson, Clive Brook and Lilyan Tashman. Q. What is the shortest route to hike from New York city to 8an Francisco? Has anybody ever done it? A. The Lincoln Highway is the shortest. During the past decade there have been several hikers from New York to San Jrancisco. Ed- ward Payson Weston walked the distance of .895 miles from March 15 to July 14, 1909, Sundays. John Ennis left Coney Island, New York, May 23 and ar- rived at the Cliff hotel, S8an Fran- cisco, August 24, 1910. He walked the distance in 80 days and & hours, covering 4,000 miles. Ennis, like Weston, did not walk on Sun- days. Sergeant John Walsh, U, 8. A., 61 years old, walked from New York to San Francisco and return in 176 days. finishing April 7, 1912, Q. What are the dates for the annual convention of the Spanish- American war veterans ? A. Tt will be held at Havana, Cuba, Ogctcber 7-12. Q. What is the mcaning bof the | MRS, SNOBD! name Juanita . ¥eers, £a A. It is the Spanish feminine - form of the nam~ John from the COPIENHAGEN School of Fashion | Hebrew, meaning “beloved", Costume Desighof all periods from | Q. How many persons witnessed one piece fig leaf to mail order |the execution of Ruth Snyder and aprons. At 1928 informal exhibit, | Judd Gray? . Twenty-four persons wit- our pupils took all pfzes and a| A 1 great deal of siiverware. Sond for |nemsed the execution of Ruth Sny- a circular. der and Judd Gray. ¥ CAMP CORNUCOPIA For Girls 21 to 81, COMBINE STUDY AND PLAY. Na- ture Studics with flies. Teaches Leg- Pulling. Chester Johnson, Rox CI8R, Medford, Maine, CAMP PEENUTBUTTER on Lake Mashputaytow, Maine, lor Vegetarians Exclusively. No meats used. Not even Animal Crack- ers. Seventeen hours' sleep every night, and one meal a day sends every member nome tired but happy. Mr. and Mrs Mary Lamberton, R. F. D, No, 2, Center Sandwich, N. H. . New York School of TAXIDERMY Students live nere and stuff every- thing but their stomachs. Kach stu. | dent reccives & free owl and squir- rel to work on. Post Graduat: Course covering ballot box stuffin Alonzo Polk, Principal, G B, 111t Ave, New Yok City. R UM R S CAMP TAPS Military School For Wealthy Boys Kvery child is at least a Captain. No privates. lLots of exercise and plenty of fresh vegetables from our own farm. Boys can’t write home cnough about this. We won't let them, Mr. & Dingman & AUNT, What date in the Gregorlan 22, 1901 fn the ) calendar come? 1t come on Scptember 4, 1901, The Russian calendar was 13 days behind the Gregorian calendar. 1 will give you your dinner.” Since that date Russia has adopted Tramp: “My doctor told me to|the Gregorian calendar. i ' Q. Are there any negroes at- __Robert A. Goodwin: |tending West Point at present? £ Huve any ever graduated from that A St. Louis man is suing for di- | institution? vorce because his wife smokes. A. There are none attending at "We can't understand that, unless|present. Threc have graduated maybe she was giving the coupons |from that institution in former to the other fellow! years, \ Q. Where is Cornell University located ? A Tthaca, Who played opposite Pola Negri in “Ilower of the Night"? A, Youcca Troubetskoy. Q. Has black always been the color used to signify mourning? NE2 ARTS BUILDING Olymp Moat. RIS T e e e CAREFULY Mrs. Hale: ‘If you cut that wood He rested on! red is the mourning color, red paint being applied to the body, At one time yellow was the mourning color of queens and it ia said that Anne Boleyn -paid her respects; to the memory of Catherine by putting on yellow mourning. Q. What is the name of the new secretary of commerce? A. William . Whiting of Holyoke, ass. Q. Does the president of the United States receive a pension after his term of office has expired™ A, No. Q. What is meant by mural “wall”. A mural painting is one done on the wall of a building. It is a very ancient art, ante-dating modern oil painting by many centuries. Ex- cavations in the ruins of Pompeil and other ancient cities have ex- posed beautiful samples of mural paintings and decoration ‘The art is practiced today in many pub- lic buildings and also in private homea, Q. Why is Labor observed on the first September? _ A. Because that is the day set aside and fixed by law for the ob- mervance of this holiday. It was so fixed by an Act of congreas of June 28, 1894, and the various states have adopted the same day. Q. What was the first raiiroad in the United States? A. The first was the Granite railroad, built in 1827 by Gridley Bryant from the granite quarries near Quincy, Masa, to tidewater on the Neponset river, a distance of three -miles, used solely to haul granite from the quarry. Horses were used to draw the cars.. How- ever, the Baltimore and Ohio was the first road opened for passenger service. ‘The roud was completed from Baltimore to FEllicott's Mills, 14 miles and opened May 24, 1830 for traffic, horses being used to draw the first car. On August 28, 1830 on the same road the first trip by an American built locomotive made. The run between Bal- timore and Ellicott's Mills was made in one hour and twelve minutes and return in 57 minutes. In some places a speed of 18 miles an hour was reached. The locomotive was the Tom Thumb built by Peter Cooper. Q. Who sent the grapHic train order? A. " The first telegraphic train order was i{ssued September 22, 1851 on the Erle raflroad by Charles Minot. Day always Monday in first tele- Observations Cn The Weather ‘Washington, Oct. 5.—Forccast for Bouthern New England: Showers probably tonight and Saturday; cooler Saturday in northern Massa chusetts; fresh, possibly strong, south and southwest winds. Forecast for Eastern New York: Bhowers tonight and possibly in cextreme south portion Saturday morning; slightly cooler Baturday and in extreme west portion tonight; moderate to fresh south and south- west winds. 4 Conditions: The western disturb- ance moved steadily northeastward New York state. Pressure is fall- ing in the north Atlantic states and conditions are becoming unssttied in New England. Preasure is high over the. plains atates, attended by falling tempera- tures southward to Texas and east- ward to Illinois and the upper lake region. 3 Conditions faver for this vicinity unsettled weather and not much change in temperature. Temperatures yesterday: Atlanta Atlantic City .. oston ..... Buffalo . Chicago . Cincinnati .. Denver .. Detroit Duluth . Hatteras Kansas City 1.os Angeles Miami Minneapolis Naijtucket . New Haven New Orleans .. Northfield, Vt. . Norfolk, Va. shurgh Portland, Me. St. Louis .. ‘Washington RILAI{IC'I‘S 80 70 1% PRENENTER Scott s Emulsion | 5 ol s e O P Cod- Fonie The Waorld Over Ol A SYMMETRICAL BODY Our Washington Burcau las prepared an interesting bulletin Intended for thuse who ure not necessarily overweight in general and do not need u geneial weight reduction course, hut ducing those re; rather are normally developed excejt ly correct exercies for rte- ns of the body which are abnormally large. SBymmetry beauty. It you want a series of cxercises for reducing particular parte ef the Lody, fill out the coupon below and send for this bulletin: - ' L HEALTH AND BEAUTY EDITO! 1332 New York Avenue, COUPON HERE Washington. Washington Bureau, the Herald, D. C T want a copy of the bulletin, “Reducing Parts of the Body.” and en- cluse Derewith five centy in coin, or loose, uncancelled, U. 8. postage stamps, to cover postage and handling costs: NAME STREET AND NUMBER cITY I am a reader of the New Britain Herald, A. In some sections of Africa USED . “Sister dear, for five cents I'll go away and 1 won't tell Mamma you're in the dark with Harold.” Making Money on the Side. WHEN BLACK IS READ . Attention of “Tex” Rickard! Places the fighters Might train in Are Dodge City, Kans And Sauk Centre, s, finn.! . Driscoll. The Proverh Says— I started a mile walk last Sunday, ad gone fifty feet r maid in whose ms played. voice was eyes | And whose sweot, exquisitely Three times her, {But she held me entranced by her smile; 1 attempted to leave of my walk, “To -_ e - - - - - ?“:L ¢AN'T UNDERSTAND THIS? HE ALWAYS RAISE SUCH CcAIN ABoUT HAVING To WEAR " HIS OVERCOAT.:.eet AND Now HE PUTS IT ~ ? tmom ! “AW GEE Qr;l)' Z boN'T ON WITHeUT MY EVEN TEWLING HIMTo ! ™ HE NEEPS 1T o