Evening Star Newspaper, August 1, 1937, Page 99

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AUGUST 1, 1937 pS \\ | &T THE BRITTLEWITS' LIFE GOES ON- # THE FOOD IS FAIR, IF NOT FANCY- THE HOUSE AND ENVIRONS ARE NEAT. IF NOT GAUDY - MRS. BRITTLEWIT [S COLD, BUT CALM~STERN BUT JUST- ., NELSON G. BRITTLEWIT? AH! WHOEVER PICKED FOR HIM THE INITIALS N.G., MUST HAVE HAD CLAIRVOYANT POWERS-— BUT MR. TALK BACK TO ME. BR\TTLEWIT- WILL YUH? WHY, 'VE GOT A NOTION \TO SLAP YOU OVER! I'LL BREAK EVERY BONE N HIS FLEA-BITTEN CARCASS ----I'LL-- OH BOY! ' IT WORKED! IT WORKED! HA! HA! HA! | TELL YUH, MRS, GREEN, THIS IS TH' GREATEST SUCKER TOWN ON EARTH- JUST LOOK AT TH' FOOLS - WHAT'S THAT OLD SAYING? ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE! THE SUNDAY STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C. THAT BRAT GETS ON MY . NERVES - WHAT'S SHE UP TO NOW? TRICKS! TRICKS! AND ] MORE TRICKS! NOW SHE'S TEACHING THAT MONGREL TO DANCE - ENOUGH TO DRIVE A MAN CRAZY! I'LL BEAT HIM ' TO A JELLY --~COME HERE, YOU COWARDLY YELLOW WHELP- 'LL GET YOU FOR THAT! TO TAKE HIM - HA! HA! YEAH! AND FOR EVERY FOOL THAT'S BORN, THERE'S TWO SMART GUYS BORN HOW MANY TIMES DO | HAVE TO TELL YOU TO CUT OUT YOUR INCESSANT PRATTLE AND THUMPING-~ GO SIT DPOWN IN A CORNER AND BE QUIET! NAP AT ME WILL HE? WHY, I'Le--- I'LL--- OH, PLEASE! IF 'SANDY =T HYLEE! HYLof ABRACADABRA! YoG!! YoGo! TH WORDS MR. AN' TAUGHT ME! IF ONLY | COULD REMEMBER TH' WORDS! HUMPH! SITTING DOWN, AS USUAL- AND JUST | B LOOK AT MY BEST TABLE CLOTH! HAVE YOU LOST WHAT LITTLE § SENSE YOU HAD? | NEVER GET TIRED O WATCHIN' 'EM- BELIEVE M, IF ALLTH' FooLS | WERE GONE | WOULDN'T CARE TO BE HERE- DON'T WORRY, PAL =--- YOU WOULDNT BE-

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