Evening Star Newspaper, January 17, 1932, Page 102

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AH! HERE COMES MR, ) GLUTZ, TH' BIG DIRECTOR ! THIS IS N}’ CHONCE TO GET INTO TH. MOVIES!! ALOYSIOS P MGINIS, You'LL HAVE TO STOP AT AN AGENCY AND HIRE A BUTLER TO SERVE DINNER TO-NGHT ! THE DE PEYSTERS ARE GREAT FRIENDS OF THE JONESES, OND AFFORD ToO APPEAR OKAY! ILL RENT A SWELL BUTLERS OUTFIT FOR YOU, AND DONT FOR~ GET, ITS GOING TO BE A RITZy DINNER ! SORE! SORE! T'LL SERVE TH DINNER FOR TwWo BUCKS! 1 AINT WOIKIN' TO-NIGHT ¢ AH'! ToMAaTo JUICE COCKTAILS! HOW I ADORE THEM — DEAR WILLARD SAYS I CAN NEVER GET ENouaH ToMaTe JUICE !! NOIVOUS, BOSS, BuT DONT WORRY THERES WIT — YouU FLATHEAD ! YOoU PooR HALF A FINE OH, Mic. GLOTZ, I WANT TO GCT | THE CRONC-S G INTO THE MOVIES SO DBADLY, AND | MAKE A VERy GOOD WAITRESS I JOST KNOW I SCREEN WeELL ! WHAT DO YOoU THINK MY CHANCES | THUMD OUT OF THE Soup!!! crLaM CHOWDER AND A CAFE PARFAIT ! oRrE ? The New Butler (Coprrighe, 1931—by Amocisted Newspepets, Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. OF) Great Britain’ Rights Reserved VERY WELL, PERHAPS You CaN DO BETTER ELSE WHERE ! (WHAT! TEN DoLLARS FOR A BUTLER To SERVE ONE MeAL ? OUTRAGEQUS ! IWONT PAy IT- YES, HES A PERFECT TREASURE, SUCH PERFECT SERNICE, MY DEAR ! HE WAS WITH LORD AIRDALE OF LONDON FOR il How very A FORTUNATE! NO L\TTLE RUNT LIKE YOUSE IS GONNA TALIKK TO ME LIKE } THAT'! NOT EVEN FOR TwOo DUTLER You are’ WE HAVE A NEW DUTLER Y’ My WORD' ) IF You LEARN TO KEEP YOLR RESTAURANT ACROSS THE STREET. PERHAPS 1 CAN GET ONE OF TH WAITERS TO COME OP TO THE HOUSE AND ACT A BUTLER FOR. THE EVENING !! “EVERY THING 1S OK.)} FoLkS ! STEP INSIDE FOR & Swall FEED!: ALOYSIUS P. MSFINIS, | GO OUTSIDE AND FIRE THAT CLUMSY OX IMMEDIATELY ' COME NOW,PET STOP CRYING ! HERE, LET ME WIPE YOUR FACE! NEVER MIND ABO THE JONESES! GET A TOWEL, L\T WOMAN, AND WIPE THIS ToMaTo JUICE OUT O MY EYES, M P00 — HOO -~ HoOo- 0O - THE DE PEYSTERS LEFT IN & HUFF! WAT'LL THE JONESES HEAR OF THIS -

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