Evening Star Newspaper, January 12, 1930, Page 103

THE SUNDAY The tip on the market. Meet Ysabel, who sometimes hears that So-and-so said now was a good time to buy Southwestern Hole in the Wall or maybe General Baloney rrcl’rrrrd Ysabel has a boy iricnd who works in a brokerage house. Industrials. “Don’t put all your eggs in onc basket or all vour pennies in industrials,” sang Sassafras, the blind soothsinger, before the tent of Ethelred the Unready at the battle of Elfland. Well, that is practically what Mrs. Orlando Rouble is about to do. Her son Howland is going to embark on a new business proposition which has to do with the manufacture of papier mache soap for guest rooms and. naturally, will need some backing, because Howland's partner hasn't a cent. So Mrs. Rouble is putting up the capital. Howland said to his mother only this morning, “You can always sell a few bonds, ma!” As STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C.—GRAVURE By W. E. Hill (Copyright. 1930. by the Chicago Tribune Syndicate.) The buyer on margin. It is very ea-y to :pot one of those kings of finatce who buy o: margin. Has a worried, introspective air these sad days, and wh the best little girl in the world says, “Lambie Pic, I saw the darlingest pair of car- rings at Biffany’s.” he will tell her. brutally, she doesn’t look hot with earrings 0 Insurance. Not being daring by nature, Mr. Fred Whinity preiers the insurance gamble to stock fluctuation. He has several policies of one kind and another. Has each toe and both cars in- sured under a self-working blanket policy, so that in case of injury to more than two toes or, on the other hand, to one or more car drums, Mr. Whin will receive $50 a week for If, however, he reaches the age of 65 years and can still wiggle all 10 toes Mr. Whinity has the choice of a thousand-dollar refund and a blanket clause covering injury to breasthone, tibia or fibia, or etc., etc. Years ago an insurance salesboy said to Mr. Whinity, “T! i man is a gamble plied Mr. Whinity, “that the idea to me!” sells The gilt - edge Appleby Apthorpe nicely stored awa box fairly gre secur . Mirs, has her capital all ¢ in a safety deposit g with prior liens ch. “It's only 5 per cent, v said Mr. -Appleby Apthorpe before he passed out, “but it’s safe.” SECTION—JANUARY The Gay Investors 12, 19§ The easy mark. Norman is one of those investors with a lot of vision who can see big things ahead. Also he can never say “no” to a good talk. For months he ill believe nothing but good about some oil well shares in Northern Yinsk (not shown on maps) and will see a bright future for the Yucatan Synthetic Egg con- cern shares, which should yield 20 per cent after the first few months. Norman's little wife has almost no vision and favors savings bank ac- at 4% per ce On Norman is afraid many to po 30. The realtor. A good real estate irn tment 1s preferred by many of the more romantic business boys. Oh, it’s a fascinating game. Given a certain amount of cubic space that for years has housed one small- family, a realtor with vision will make this same space over into a home for 20 families at a nice stiff rental. The turf. Benny follows the races. Some seasons Benny has 20'or 30 suits and his girl friend has as many minks and ermines and diamond bracelets, and then again there will be other times when Benny will have one suit, no more nor less, and there won't even be a girl friend to sew on the buttons. Rents. Mrs. Marie Anna Lemode bought a house with her savings and made it over into the cutest apartments you ecver saw. Some of one room and bath with Timmons' in-a-door bedlet, and some cven cuter. In that way Mrs. Lemode can get her own rent free, likewise the upkeep, provided the tenants act like ladies and gentlemen and pay their rent. (Tonight Mrs. Lemode noting the first signs of an overflowing bathtub from the apartment overhead.) T T e . o MR