Evening Star Newspaper, December 8, 1928, Page 22

LITTLE BENNY BY LEE PAPE. Me and pop and ma was in the liv- ing room waiting for Nora to ring the dinnir bell for suppir, and pop sed, Wats going on downstairs, is anybody in the frunt room? ©O' dident you see them. Gladdis and | Harvey are down there, their here for suppir, ma sed. WASHINGTON, en——————— I think we ought to have free speech Decause it really Well wats all the shooting for? pop sed. Meening noises downstairs like things | being pushed around, and just then there was a fearse bang like something falling over, ma saying, O my goodness wat in the werld. Dont tell me their axually having & fite and hardly back from tneir houey- moon, pop sed. and ma sed, I trust | and pray that no child of mind would s0 far forget herself as to ever have a fite that sounded like that. Wich just then there was more fearse | sounds. pop saying, Well Im going down, anyway. So am I, ma sed. Me thinking, So am I Which we all did. and the sofer was away out in the middle of the room and Gladdis and Harvey was sitting on it looking exhawsted. and the other ferniture was all pushed out of place and the rug was all crooked and rin- kled, ma saying, O my for land sakes, and pop saying, Yee gods wat the dooce, and me saying. G wizzickers. We been moving the ferniture about A little, Gladdis sed. and pop sed, O Teely, are you quite sure? and Gladdis sed. you see we have almost exackly the same assortment of ferniture as this in our Jiving room, and of corse we're been changing it about every few minnits to mee how it would look diffrent ways. and I just thawt of a bran new way and I “CAP” STUBBS. Christmas Presents Many Problems. ARE_ YOU GONNA G\WE ME A CHRIS'MAS PRESENT TS vYEAR!' WELL, | DON'T KNOW = \_AIN'T DEC\DED verS WHEN YoU GONNA DEUDE! WELL, NS :K‘ U A WiIN = PAA - ER NOT ‘T\LL | FIND G\MME ONE !\ < N A G000 NIGHTE WH: GOOD NIGHT I | Daughter wears th' sweater, mother does all th' sweatin’, (Copyright. 1938.) | made Harvey help me try it with your;buo EISHER ferniture before I forgot it. But of corse welll move it all back | agen, Harvey sed, and pop sed, Thats | a constructive thawt, I feel a sudden need of strengthening food, let's go in to suppir. Which we did. and Gladdis and Har- vey went home forgetting all about moving the ferniture back and pop and ma did it mad. —BY EDWINA WELL, | DON'T KNOW= ARE YOU GONNA G\MME ONE ? I DON'T KNOW— WHEN YOU GONNA DECIDE ! \ DON'T KNOW!' 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