Evening Star Newspaper, November 12, 1928, Page 32

LITTLE BENNY BY LEE PAPE. Pop was smoking and thinking -nd: shaking his hed, saying to ma, I'm! pritty well insulated, but I must admit | these young peeple nowadays manage to give me & shock once in a wile. The ideer of that dawter of ours bull- dozing young Parkins into buying her a wedding ring of platnum and saffires. platnum -was bad enuff, but the ideer of saffires in a wedding ring, yee gods it wouldent serprise me if the Fall of Rome was started by the mayor’s daw- | ter demanding saffires in her wedding | ring, he sed. Now Willyum, the saffires are such tiny little things they hardly do more | than give a faint blue effect, ma sed. And my goodness arent the young peeple of today entitled to their own opinions as much as the young peeple | of our own day such as ourselfs at that time? she sed. Absilutely not, the young peeple of today havent even as much sents as we use to have, wich is the faintest pos- sible praise I can think of at the mo-| ment, pop sed. Platnum wedding rings e sed. Well of corse a wedding ring really awt to be gold, ma sed, ana pop sed, Thats putting it mildly, if its not gold its not a wedding ring. Yes of corse, but after all, nowadays it your not im fashion ware are you? ma sed. Personly I must say I rather like the modern ideer of having wed- ding rings more pleasing to the eye, although of corse as you sav they awt to be made of gold as a slite tribute to our ancestors, and in fact all the up todate joolers are making a specialty of recoating ornery wedding rings mith white gold and even cutting them down a little wen necessary and ingraving 2 slite design on them according to taist, she sed. ‘Wite gold, but yee gods that looks “CAP” STUBBS. The Time Is Not Ripe nY LAND! TAACUN' W OTH' WHOL AN TRAWK T IN— DD _YOU CET. MY DRESS AT ™M CLEANER e ¥ V% DN T! THEARE" o DO ANYTHING OF COURSE. NO - USE ASKING Y YOU'RE WORSE THAN TP FOOT PRA\NTS IS N OVER TH CARPET ! HEBBE DIDN'T_ SAY NU NOwW ‘BOUVT L LINED &LOVES! wOoT LOOKR AT ™' MUD YOU'RE IN''— \F THERE'S ANY MUD € (OUNTY You'LL ®IND OME DALK HERE - MY LAND! WS W'S JIEST AS WELL ) THIN' TO 'EM OS\N' MY NEwW GEE ' THE EVEN ING_STAR, WASHINGTON, D. C. MONDAY., NOVEMBER 1 9 | - Abe Martin Says: : ) aa Th’ price o’ a nickel cigar may come | back. but th' cigar's never been away. just like platnum, pop sed, ma sed, Yes | but its really gold so wats the differents | as long as your consclents is clear? Im certenly relieved to know that I| dident do anything agenst your wishes, and wen you s> my wedding ring you wont ony not reconize it but youll be delighted, she sed. y Pop being so serprised he couldent ! think of anything to say for a minnit and by thai tim> he proberly realized there wouldent be any use saying it anyways, so he just got in back of the | sporting pag: and mace sounds. —BY EDWINA mw OUR _FATHER . ! 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