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- . W%@%%%@W%%%’%@WW% cafe. The one who had or- dered waffles with sirup on The ladies of peace stiffened into T WO women were lunching at a | 'esire to uphold my Bible. Good vt ve the surrounding wspg she had just i inz. Ana when had been properly broadcast the other woman, who was about to par- take of cakes and grecn sausage — fried — mentioned, informingly, that she hadn't wanted to get up before all that crowd to sing, but, of course, being by special request, ~he just had to— 2. each of them testi- & fying to the hum- an nature that besets us all, in one shape or an- other, though we may not be so frank about it. The lady who had given the talk led the discourse, as was entirely ap- propriate: “Now that we women have deter- mined there shall be no more war; that there shall be no more foreign graves nor gold-r » vacant chairs nor flag-draped photo- graphs, we will teach men, who have done all the fighting, to go to the Bible to learn that the Lord will forever condemn those that battle one with the other.” The i tle impromptu continrance of the meeting that had gone before WaS SO reaus.c tna. a4ouer Wolan paused on her way to the cashier to mention to the waffle lady that she was perfectly wonderful. And that she felt just that wav ahovt i*—ah, if only men would read their Bible! This had the effect of a challenge on a rather oldish gentleman who had baen dining serenely from soup to— forget what else he had—for he ‘arose politely and advanced far enough to the table to nip the latest oration in the bud. “Excuse me, ladies, if T intrude, but since you have accused men of neg- lect of the Good Book, I feel a right to object in behalf of my many frie who have read it .rom cover .0 cov I agree with vou *hat peace w honor is a boon to be longed for, but, epeaking of the Bible, I am re- minded that the sun was made to stand still in the heavens that Joshua might win a battle. A miracle, my ®ood ladies, in behalf of Israel’'s mili- tary leader, who smote his enemies end 1k possession of their lands. And - may re-ah ‘ha when n - | adles, said no word. -ircaous rigldity—doves win their being truly It would have made no difference, anyhow, seeing that the oldish gentleman had paid his bill and gone on. And one nondescript being who had been seated near by, all through the little incident, wondered when, oh when, will the hest of “a ever lon- that war and peace, day and night, storm and sunsuie, health a:ri ness, will be on life's daily menu u:it we reach that other Iife where things will be—we know not what! ‘The one thing certain is tha* Christmas is coming. And that, ‘o~ this blessed yuletide time, we may hope tor— “Peace on earth, to men of good will.” plumage ruffled—but, o '‘HERE are some parents egotistic enough to consider themselves proper guides for their own children! Merely because of a world-old theory that years and experience bring wis- dom, they are obstinately refusing to accept the self-conferred superiority of youngsters who—to quote the be- loved mammy of the Old South—"bin hatched out sucher a little timer gc that they’s still got esg shells on the tip en’ of they’s noses.” Here is one small {llustration to go by: Two girl chums—17 years old—who never think of going anywhere with- out each other, attend a school where they are required to wear neat blue serge blouse uniforms with white col- lars and cuffs and a distinctive tie for each class. One of these girls was to have her hair cut by an “artist,” who charges $5 for the first sitting and $1.50 each for subsequent trims. Her sisters said it was a high-toned place, and that she ought to go there “dressed up.” The other girl was to go along, of course, and on the night before in formed her tamily (she loves her folks and all that, but thinks them not at all sympathetic to her mental atti- tude) that she was not going to wear her school uniform but one of her best dresses, In the course of the ensuing argu- ' | ment, the mother, handicapped by conventional custom, voiced protest: “I never heard of getting dressed up to_go to a barber shop.” ‘Whereupon little daughter, in kind- ly indulgence for a beloved parent's ignorance, explained: “Mother, you do not understand. ‘This is an elite hairdressing parlor.” So you see, oh, well meaning, but serapt witn a flaming sword was placed to guard L iE.d mane ou landers of Adam and Eve he pwn claimed the world’s first war. And that World has been warrinz eve: since. E.ccuse the interruption ladles, bu. s feel, always. a righteous R R R R ERERERE% backward maters (maybe it ought to be spelled with an “r"” and a “y"), you are not quite up to the niceties of the cultural advantages enjoyed by the youth of today! However, your vin- dication will come some future year when little daughter, with flapper of BOTH SIDES OF 7™ AT K ST gifts. Allowa cepted as Domestic our stock lowance. payment Sewing ALLOWA dition. Ggldenberge—Fourth Floor. Sewing Your old machine will be ac- at a most liberal al- $10 10 $25.00 —or more, for the machine you now have, depending upon con- for “Her”’ Christmas GIFT certain to be appreciated. 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Delivery will bo made ot b on small down payment DECEMBER 19, 1026—PART 1. her own, will ralse a voice of protest |ington City for yeahs an’ | yeahs—he "knows ‘em from we barely | fipish showed our knee caps.” pa And little flapper, in kindly indul- | Chri trees; in the matter of, say, skirts: “When I was a girl, gence for a beloved one's primitive ness, will explain: “Mother, you do not understand.” P ca THIS crusade against the gathering . gtomer comfortabie sanatter care of herself—and why not? If big merct of holly and Christmas greens is ga.r only so much propaganda. You can take the word of an ancient market woman who knows all about it—and possibly more. i She was sitting on a box, and the box was on the bricks. An old-time quilt covered her lap and was tucked under to keep her feet comfy. It was an old, old quilt that had been washed until its pinks and blues and greens had faded into ghosts of colors, with the batting showing in stringy breaks that time and tub had made between them. She was only one in a double line of Saturday squatters back of the mar- ket between wall and curb, and a ram- shackle wagon belonging to ‘herself and the next box was hitched to a pallld mare with moth-eaten spots on her sides and a long head that drooped with patient tranquillity. Like those old, old people you see, who sit re- signedly, with folded hands, and for he same reason—because tn-v can't help themselves. But anyhow: The ancient woman was selling stingy little bunches of holly for 20 cents, and a tumble of nondescript greens, some of them recognizable as crowfoot, laurel and “runnin’ cedah,” but most ot it just—green stuff that only a botanist could size up—and then throw away. Naturally, when you are nigh on to 80 yeahs old, with a misery in your {'ints, an' your eyes not as keen as they used to be, you have to be satisfled with what you can git—which is a good doctrine to live up to, whether young or old. “Yes'm, holly is suttinly high this ERERERER ‘Winter—scurse, you know, on ac- count of what people an' the papers say about ruinin’ the trees. But I tell you, lady, there aln’t no scurce- ness down yander where I live—the woods 1s jus' as plentiful as ever— I say with my son, that tain’t nothin’ but puppygander. He's got a fine job in Baltimo’ an’ owns his own home anna car, an’ two sons in col- lege an’ a girl in her thud yeah In high school, an' he says all this talk was started by storekeepers, 'cause they wants to sell artifisher greens. Some high-toned ladies means it in earnest, not knowin’ any better, but—-" % “Well, give me one bunch of holly and some laurel—I reckon it must be true that the gathering of Christmas greens hurt the woods—I've read of it & number of times in the papers.” The brown body grinned as she hand- ed over her twine-choked bunches. “Yes'm, the papers says that righter long. Suttinly the papers say it, for why? The stores pay 'em big for they-alls advertiserments—my son says they do.” “Oh, he’s wrong there. The papers wouldn't print it if it wasn’t so.” ‘The ancient marketer's grin broad- ened and deepened to a chuckle: “Law, lady, you don't know much about ' papahs, do you? Why, my son uster sell papahs in this Wash- BB adi R A modern “Domes- a limited quantity of Brand- g HRERERERKER $2.00 down it did it didn’t get aroun’, gen’l, like this here puppygander stuff.” Not to believe that a scarcity ex- and then increase prices be e of the scarcity, gave that one | isted, SRER ¥ ¥ & o ¥ % ¥ & & ¥ ¥ § g & § ¥ ¢ ¥ & v & @ He cum acr where it said that gutherin’ as greens didn't hut the ‘em good--but he said yes'm. hope that the knew how to take “‘market,"” A Dress Sale Values! Anbther S | sister of 80, with misery in her j'ints her good Father calls her to a bet- ier one? If it is right for the sauce to be divided und gander—why not? THANkSGIVI.NG LAPSES. E - | Gould Schurman, American Ambassa- o. | dor to Berlin, was left waiting at the neient ' church to his chagrin the day after he | embassy had not been notified. The v beautiful desire to|in the United States. e calls home unt. | quence, it has been revealed, Presi- |as usual dent Coolldge's Thanksgiving day proclamation was not read in Ger- many for the first time in many years. Armed with the proclamation and a brief address of his own, the Am- = bassador drove to the American Church Thanksgiving forenoon. He found the doors locked. gome half a dozen Americans were = shivering outside in the cold. Inquiry revealed hat no services had been planned, but hrough some misunderstanding, the impartially between goose \, December 18 (#).—Jacob : Charge Accounts Invited—No Interest or Extra Service Charges—We Do Not Penalize Our Friends returned from diplomatic conferences , Ambassador had taken it for granted ! about by her As a conse- | that Thanksgiving would be w:flu-;uml role in Pucch GIANNINI STIRS CRITICS. | RS TP h Performance of “Butterfly” Difter- | ent from Usual Concept. BERLIN, December 18 (#).—Duso lina Giannini, New York prima donna, has given critics of Hamburg, where she starred for the first time in varl- ous operatic roles, something to think Butterfly false standards opted by men Shaial g A humming bird not much America. Buy One Dress for $14—-Get Another (2 Dresses for $15.) NOTE: None Sold Singly hipment of Fresh, New Dresses Just Unpacked for Another Great Sale of Repeated! Our last “TWO for $15” Dress Sale went over so big that we had to send out a hurry call to the manufacturer for more dresses, in order to repeat this sale for Monday, so that those who were unable tocome last week would not be disappointed. The dresses have just been received—now they’re unpacked and placed on the racks for another rousing sale tomorrow! DRESSE We prepared for the present sale with tre- mendous quantities of Dresses—on a bigger and better scale than ever. So great has been the response that we had to arrange yith the manufacturer for more dresses to meet the de- mand. They’re here—hundreds of them— ready for another big day’s selling tomorrow! | Beautiful Afternoon Dresses! Lovely Evening Dresses! Smart Street Dresses! Canton C'repé " Flat Crepe Brocaded Canton Crepe Canton Crepe in Two-tone Canton Crepe and Velvet Combinations Twills, Chiffon Velvet, Beautiful Satin Crepes Beaded Georgette Evening Dresses Satins Georgette Evening Dresses Over Silk Slips Taffeta- Evening Dresses Every conceivable style, fabric and color for Winter. Dresses with new- est style features, such as Batwing Sleeves, Bolero Effects, Bloused Models, etc. All Sizes—16 to 20; 36 to 46—and Plenty Extra Large Sizes up to 48 All the-Popular Colors . | —Claret —Red —Jungle _Rygt Green - Gray —Cuckoo —Navy —Woodland Browns —Tan . —Cocoa —Black Dresses for Larger Women—Sizes Up to 48 Slenderizing models in the ma- terials most becoming to the woman of large size. Seldom do large size - women have such-a choice of dress bargains as in this offering. 14 Styles sketched by our artist Beautiful Dresses— Newest Styles Favored Materials Beautiful Dresses that we can hardly de- scribe. The price does not do them justice. You will be surprised to find such smart styles at such a low price,and many women will not be satisfied to buy TWO, but will want FOUR and SIX! By all means, do not miss this sale—no tell- ing when we will be able to offer such val- ues again, on of dame Butt . imit that thu as a v Orfental gir did not elic large than a blue-bottle fly exists in Centra " \ 2