Evening Star Newspaper, September 18, 1921, Page 62

“You See Buick Knows How to Build a Rear Axle” THE SUNDAY STAR WASHINGI‘ON ‘D) BY W. H. DOPEY DAN AND LON Stand by the Ship. CLAGETT. Dear Folk: A few cks after President Hard- ing's lnnuJ\Irnlion Lon an’ I had the pleasure of accompanyin’ a flock, of Harding democrats to the executive mansion to pay our respects to the Great White Father! We were gra- ciously received an’ had a pleasant |of give an’ take, but right now the “take” section of the sketch is under the weather, an’ *give” has the spot! It you can't give coin, give good cheer, smile an’ encourage the thou- sands who today are up against it! n short, folks, cut out the selfish- ness, an' quit ' camouflagin’t How many cryin' “Wolf!" today are on the dead level? Come, now, brother, fess up! Have r rully been ®p in Neb., September - Nebraska SEPTEMBER 18, RECORDS OF AUTO ‘THEFTS COMPILED Information Made Available to Car Owners Everywhere. LINCOLN, index records and files of the Ne- braska automobile theft department of the state enforcement bureau have 1921—PART motor-car-theft protection, but by di- rection of Gov. McKelvie, under whom the enforcement bureau is managed, it is almed to make the branch a nationally. known and co- operative agency in aiding in appre- hending stolen motor cars and thieves in all parts of the country. Records of 4,000 Thefts. Since the first of the year approxi- mately 4,000 records of stolen cars have been filed with the department. 80 per cent of which have been re inked as recovered, Mr. Hyers de clares. It was pointed out that more than half of the 80 per cent recovered were out-of-state cars, which h been located through the agen indexes. “What we want to do is to inform every motor car owner in the United States that’ the Nebraska bureau is open to him should his car be stolen." Mr. Hyers stated. from every person who loses a car by theft for our lieve, records, and 1 be- upon sults thus far, the “We want u notice | n¢ b F motor car stolen in New York eity had been recovered in Seattle, Wash., solely through the index systemr of the department and how a motor car | stolen in Paul, Minn., had bee recovered, months’ later, apolis, Minn., a few miles away. —_——— C. C. Hanch, formerly connected | with the Maxwell, Chalmers, Nordyke. 1 in_ Minne- | Marmon and Studebaker as factory executive, is soon to become execu- tive v president of the Ui States Automotive Corporation, Con- Ind. In his new connection anch will have charge of the ing policies of the, compans. has as its subsidiaries the ington Motor Company, the Ansted incoring _Com the Ansted pring and Axle Company, the Con- ille Foundry Corporation and the tte Painting and Trimming Com- . Frank B. Ansted is president of the organization. ted | { vania_is due at San Diego, NEW PACIFIC FLAGSHIP. | 0. S. S. Pennsylvania Leaves Pan- ama on Way to West Coast. LOS ANGEL September 17.—Th. In“llwt-hlp Pennsvlvania, formerl. flagship of the Atlantic fleet, has left ' Panama on the way to join the Pu- cific and become flagship of Vic Admiral Shoemaker. commander of the battleship division. it was an nounced here today. The Pennsyl. Septem- ber 27, When Admiral Shoemaker trans- fers his flug to the Pennsylvania. the battleship Texas will be assigned to the 6th Battleship Division. pt. Adelbert Althouse is in com- The ¥ transport Great North- ern, d 1o become fagship of the ix scheduled 1o leave h for the easi coas chat, but when it came time for us to ot been placed at the disposal of every = make our getaway, the new chief of | the pangs of hunzm" Have you ever person in the United States who lo; against it? ver safered y. stands a good chance to aid the nation let drop a few remarks|Wanted for work a motor car by theft, State Sheriff ‘:Iu, : «-mll ! S e sl _ ithout cos! It’s ithat I've never rurgomn from that|Have you ever stood and shivered Gus A. Hyers, chief of the bureau, an- Hyers said. Should ' a rugged, powerful axle, built to stand up under all road conditions, and every unit of the Buick car is like the axle—strong and serv- | rewards be offered. the agency of- by an | fers to locate the responsible parties. As an example of the efficiency of the bureau, Mr. Hyers told of how a nounced toda. The department. organized act of the legislature, was primarily | installed for the purpose of Nebraska day to th “Bo. ! As you gazed in all bewildered At a merry group of diners who had food an’ drings galore, An’ listened to them chatter Just as though it didw’t matter, That you stood there half-starvin' at the threshold of their door? . USED CARS At Prices and Terms That Stagger Your Imagination All of the following have been put in A-1 mechanical coudi- tion, goad _tires: some repaintcd. We are going to CLEAN HOUSE &1()(!\ and are offering an said hc. “there’s some rough sea ahead, and all I that every able-bodied Amer can stand by the ship!” His appeal sank deep at the time, an' the more {1 read of conditions today the more the big skipper's words come home to Garage Space | i iok.. o 5 me now! Have you felt the keen resentment ns ors sele s iceable. Buick 1922 models e o RS LR a e Have ybulfelithe et mementment ol Gpportunity to responsible buyers that scldon comes in a lictime 11 M hild in the Uni: Ve There are only a few, and you will have to act quick to drive in have this traditional sturdi- heara ‘the ‘Dresident when he mage| (o MU i 904 B Pl N.W thiis ‘grestly. educed cale: = J c th emarks!” I said to L th en you realized that sleep woul | ness. Step in and see them. Siher iafhornoon) swhen veralligthe B8 o e arry rlace IN.W. ] FRANKLIN TOURING, $300 cash, balance monthl: B incident as we beat our w home- oS s A i : 5 . i B - ward through Lafayette Parl Have you ever suffered hunger” One Square East of Main Entrance of Garfield Hospital PE. b thi s 550 do 1 Raid the kid, “an: espegial- | Then for God's sake wait no longer, New fireproof garage, all modern conveniences FRANKLIN COUPE, $300 cash, balance monthly. = e v 8. Iy them two Janes settin’ over there But try vour best to help this work 2 - FRANKLIN SEDAN, $800 cash, balance monthly. pRICES e e paael . eveeull 24-HOUR SERVICE FRANKLIN ROADSTER, $850; left for sale; terms can be E=0:40. oak tree there was truly #|Have you ever roamed a city, 1 = | d. 1 ’ ;M mlu\hm sight—two little misses seat- |y %00 S0 i pity i Li d dead el arrange Tods. | outd bres while ae e et wieeTt1 Only beggin' for - chunce to carn | ive and dead storage—can accommodate 60 cars GRANT € TOURING, $150 cash, balance monthly. > 22.6-50. :a:ld.l wan smile. was tryin’ her dur d-i your bread. ! PLENTY OF ROOM TO GET IN AND OUT ‘| REO ROADSTER, $150 cash, balance monthly. .. 1325.00 F. 0. B. |.~||m‘ ““. Sarie gl bl I ., | Brushed aside at every corner, i S i | ine g pootiny over tovmem. 1 54id ] sum fightin® all the stronger. | Repairs Towing /] BUICK TOURING, $300 cash, balance monthly. an I help you an: Till the giddiness from hunger re xu'h-l Storage Oils and Gasoline {1 HOLMES 7-PASS. TOURING, $600 cash, balance monthly. thank you, lost my job today, my friend here is 50 afraid thai she' Tires and Accessories . Rates Reasonable ed your head, “You see I 28! Then through utter desperation, STANLEY H. HORNER CALLAN MOTOR CAR CO. RETAIL DEALER |1oSe hers that she's all broken up.|You'd give in to weak temptation, e : I just An’ ¢ decide you'd have to steal? w : - 1015 14th Street N. W. Main 5296 “Howa & bit, Honey.” 1 saidi: “until| oo vy et 0000 YOUd mave fo stea ROBERT PALMER The Home of Good Cars and Good Service I get this thing right! You say you've] A if ¥ G : | N. lost your job. vet you' can still smile, |1 feel sure you'll wait no longer, 1507 14th St. N.W. . while sister there, who's workin'. is| But try right now to meet thix work 904 Barry Pl. N.W. i 4 WHEN BETTER AUTOMORILES ARE BUILT allicut of gear gl ! appeal! 1 = Distributors . That's it!" she replied. “I tell her | Phone North 53 GRANT 6 HOLMES air cooled BUICK WILL BUILD THEM there’s mo good borrowin' trouble,iHave you ever when dejected, ! that it comes soon enough. but— “Shake. girlie, shake!" T cried, as T grabbed her little hand. “You've got the the makin's! You're the kind the c mly thought an' then reflected, That though unluck: things had come your w: even President wants on his ship! Now |, . % 2t Just You kecn soHE nmer Ty an it |An no matter how annoyed, jwon't be man before you land | You were at least employed, nother job! G number:” She did as T the next day of mine who wanted 4 stenographer put her name on his payroll an’ she went to work yes- terday, still smilin’! An’ dead certain of your good old three-a-day, Which would make it inconceiveable, An’ almost unbelieveable That some folks couldn’t il always Don't waste time moanin The little mise had the Aghter'si oo u meal— heart. folks! Its to smile when| 8¢t @ meal- ) - . yow're login' that's hard! An' that|But. friend, don’t be mistaken, “fl holds good for every bleesed mother's | There are those downright forsaken. Who today are sendin’ forth this work over what's Don't court the * about appeal! Copifal Banttavors i it i 1 thank you. trouble: on vour toes an' ik keep If you've got a job, DOEDR DN nurse If you're out of work. nurse on, the funny part about the the hope of landin' a_job—but keep | i% that the more you treat smilin’! At its best iU's only a world ‘em the worse they get. MYSTERY IN IDENTITY OF BUILDERS OF BIG SOUTH SEA ISLAND WALLS PAPEETE, Tahiti. August 14 (by mail).—Who the people were who erected the massive walls, forti- fications and platforms to be found on widely separated islands all through the South seas still remains a mystery. An Exception to all Rules You always expect to obtain an imitation for less than you'd have to pay for the original from which that imitation was copied. = which conquered the inhabitants | and, amalgamating with them. pro- | duced the Polynesin type of to- PR | | v Prof. MacMillan-Brown's argu- ment is not generally accepted as the larger number of nesian origins. but Now it's a strange fact that though many imita- tions have been made of this Reo Speed Wagon, none has been able to duplicate its high efficiency or low upkeep. R e Z sound by ilcd N N N For the past eighteen months N a representative of the British Nor has any been able to equal Reo efficiency N Museum has been studying the massive stone structures on Island. He is now on his w Rapa to investigate the megalithic remains on the slopes of the moun- tains there. The same race that erected the colossal statues on Easter Island, he believes, con- structed the Rapa fortifications. These great builders were a race of white men of Aryan stock, ac- cording to Prof. MacMillan-Brown of New Zealand. who has written a book in support of his conten- tion. After emigrating across the steppes of Asia in the stone age, the New Zealand professor sa: these white men finally the Japanese islands. But again they moved on, this time com- pelled by increasing pressure of Mongolian hordes coming down from the high plateaus of the con- tinent. and they went out to find new habitations across the wide expanses of the Pacific. There they set up an island em- pire. with its capital the great | megalithic city, the walls of which still stand, on the Island of Po- nape, in the Carolines. It was this white race, the professor maintains, that in the days of their undisputed possession of the South sea islands erected these enduring monuments. Many centuries later came a dark-skigned race from Indonesia, ! in manufacturing. J. B. Kendall Co. 485 Missouri Ave. NW. Tel. Main 484 As a result—and this is a condition unprecedent- ed in commerce—they have to charge more for the imitation than we price the original at. THE TREW MOTOR CO. 14th Street at P Telephone Main 4173 Reo Motor ¢: Lansing, Michigan Automobile’ Sprmg: T COSRRA Auto’ Top Covmngs Automobile Tools R T T N —————— oceupied Curtain i.ights ,,,,,,,,fi,.,,,,,,l, % e Chain Hoists ~ HINES AUTO SUPPIY 0 920 D SI. NW. _WASHINGTON DS Types Prices 6-Volt 11-Plate, $29 6-Volt 13-Plate, 33 12-Volt 7-Plate, 39 f. o. b. 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