The evening world. Newspaper, September 30, 1922, Page 12

| SATURDAY; SEPTEMBER 30, 1922 | See . = — ~ —o n — _-— ——a A AAA AAAARAR DAR RAAARDAAARARADOOS d E ° t | JOE’S CAR rate ark Rag 8 Pt. Ot ve oo vening ! \ |' , Dn . E wELt, I'M READY “Ta GO! Sure , Not A THING Dig gue aaa | By BIDE DUDLE Wve Yer RVERY Hin! | | GO ALL Your T Hope You Have | hole << Gor THe oud FLtweR's IN a TERR a IN TM' CAR ? 1 PADS ae hia tat Veviewtuin’ te |] ] GREAT SHAPE Joe. —THts > Gosu! 1 FoRGoT : ft (é ve sal /) hace ety len Ni ! elle Uke tS GONNA BE A SWELL we Soule Go ' ‘ h ‘The heat of summer gets my goat f { Ci SURE You HavEN'T 9] i VACATION — WE'RE [~ BACK ED! we T KISS TH' wee ‘And makes my collar at my throat||_ POEMS OF PREFERENCE . FORGOTTEN SOMETHING?) } GETTIN A FINE. GOTTA GO BACK! “TURN AROUND — I ForsoT sumpn '! GoopsBve i i tna are START t Become as limp as string; A youth named Bodler, living in "The perspiration oozes out, Brooklyn, is to-day’s aspirant for the E’en though I’m anything but] Pneumatic chewing gum offered as 4 stout, the prize in this contest. As to the ' ‘ i girl he would wed, well, here's what i And handkerchiefs 1 wring. ehe must measure up to: { Uncomfortable, of course, am I, | ry, pert T wed meat be 7 Cote t And yet. you'll seldom hear me] sre mustn't ve too awful green. } sigh; And when I crack a joke that's old } I maintain melted cheer, She must not frown and say, “How k ‘Because | know the summer heat deals i P And when I give that girl a ktss } Has brought me watermelon sweet | gne must not die of joy and bliss, And cantaloupes are here. Just print thie rhyme, my friend, } P please do, i Whe winter has its buckwheat} sng you anal have some fine home t f cakes, brew. i Which, by the holy jumping | =——=_—————=—————— } iH snakes, Quickly he began to chase ai ,’ ' 1 eat whene’ ; other grasshopper in an effort to 3 Cope. 1922 (N.Y- ‘ve. World) z 4 Bh ats ‘has rnd I oth fool the newspaper man. How- © By Press Pub. Co. ae | rege ae tae tata tea ever, Floosh, being of a jealous i ' For which !'d almost steal or lie—| nature, decided he would not be ' i A great dessert for man. outdone, so he started chasing a MUKOCIT cas But while this may evoke surprise,| two grasshoppers. Thereupon ~BLA= BEAN =i) Goo : is ’ ; 1 4 i I'm h ry ’ “f P + Chamberlain Brown began to TI ONLY WANT SoRRY LUKE FELLOWSHIP AN FRIENDS . “THERE AINT A MAN IN “TH G'eve!r Wad Dat ee uaepicst ‘Heath surnimer: skies) | o tues grasshoppers gry yeent ke VAL eUe ARE THINGS OF “H' PAST ft OFFICE X COULD TAKE BY GONNA “Touctt You i i The hot days bring me joy, The Sepperisit Princess knew one ay ‘eam’! iM deat ACQUAINTANCES — ‘ves! TH" HAND AN’ SAY oi FoR aM inde aig t { For then this hungry human race] each was involved in a labor of ' ‘ BuT_FRienDS—NO ! ial Walbrel tibet 3 pepo ay) i i With watermelon feeds its face, love, so sxe spoke right up. earaae Money “Too! And cantaloupe—oh, boy! “I want four grasshoppers,” { patel : she sald. , + ; OBSERVATIONS. 4 At ue ilars roa bar ; “Drives 2,085 Miles.”—Newspaper] ()<" avo erascheppers. ‘ i Peadiine. Some golfer, eh? bs on ce Doe waa t Yi } Since Benny Leonard {s to be in it, Cis neirhtig red baa ie 1 5. Hi ! Coy Tt Catt the show “Hiteby I) aq q Mg slug of rye, Down the ji The Browns defeated the White]. Street came the rasman. of Box today by a score of 3 to 3.—N. ea eae werrere ee f | W Anariban, (To Be Continued.) { Fatty Arbuckle used to consult a Sa “ove doctor.” Probably wanted to How ‘Could He Be? fi { find out why nobody loves a fat man. When ao stranger asked Lafo 2Bup- NI vam nts ig Budd to-day if he was in love, : : } THE ROYAL BOOTLEGGER. | Late replied: “Great scott. no. I'm Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Off. : What You Might Call “Facing Danger Bravely !” (A romance of the” Balkans, with every-| Married.""—Wellavilie Optic. an = ee i ety balking.) WELL, WHAT S BRaVe * % j 7 | The Peppermint Princess was NUTT WRITES. | Adour MAKING FACES; “POLICEMAN OVER AND WE RE SEEIN : very.fond of fishing. Near the Jefferson Shrewsbury Nutt writes {AT A FeNce - THERE - \ WHICH CAH MAKE. castle was a lake and in it wasa | us from Brooklyn asking us to settle | ie Bo aL ) oe ay : FACES AT Hi fish. One morning in May she Jan argument. His letter follows: PAceeaaee | < kN oof , ‘ See) THE MEAREST went out in the garden and “Dear Dud—I and the wife u ae ‘ teY ; >) “To . got : : Z ‘ : y, : s5 la) ¢ picked a goldenrod, suggesting | 9 dispute on. She says Siki is a wie 1S TAE oy class) HI that Floosh, the American, catch prizefighter; | say Siki is a play SS ‘&® grasshopper for her. As Floosh put on by Saale Laced On chased a hopper about the theatrical producer and cousin o' ‘ Ibanez Belasco, who wrote the Srounds the Court Chamberlain, | book, “The Three Horse-Owners @ fine big man named Brown, ap- With Apoplexy.” Decide which peared. of ue is right, please and, inci- Chamberlain Brown was a dentally, you might send me $11. of ayaa of polish although be wasn't 1 need another bottle of Scotch. + ? Polish. Rumor had it he was Our baby is a wonderful child. To-day she received a necklace fis Tr MAT) . KATINKA'S COOKING IS AWFUL eel trate COMPLAINING ABouT THE MEALS. < r IT'S ALWaYs SOMETHING ] ONE DAY (T's THE SOUP-NExT & ) ———$> \ oR GTHER! An SAY ANYTHING To Her, Marps. |! T FREMIEES HER AIL (TS THE FISH — so? SED HER/ | ULIVE WITH A GRouC ‘, S AISE, SO iF SHE aR y 7 ARE SO INDEPENDENT “THESE ? ta || Re E Sp Like THAT! e Qui! }| HEARS THAT 4 : j iy DAYS ‘BLE To Quit! KICKING SHE'LL 4 \ A th ae { LATELY BUT 1M AFRAID To T A PLEASURE TO } a secretly in love with Princess from her uncle, A. Corn Nutt. / <—E : Fanny, but he would not admit Now, as to the bet, | know I'm | Zp * } it when questioned by a reporter right because | was inside the Be- r | g i for the Daily Volkeblatt. As | [see Theatre one day’ = yh el = | waded C 4 ewnliee tt MER > ier.“2 : f he stepped inté the garden the ! ea ttere a is reporter came through the gate. | AND NOW PERMIT US . . F “Good morning, Chamberlain,” to inform you that a Bronx KATINKA Trade Mark Reg. U, 8. Fat ft, “What Can’t Be Cured Must Be Endured!” he said. “How are your love butcher named August Furst has { affairs?” ® daughter named May Furst WHY NOT USE OH KATINKA! MY HUSBAND Is ALWAYS -ToDAY IT WAS THE MEAT! GOSH, IM SORRY FOR | ‘The Chamberlain was startled, and another named June Furst. You, MUM - 1 KNow IT } en e q About Plays and Players FLYNN, the press agent hu-|!ng. By the way, the Equity seems morist, ts in town again. Joe has} t? be willing to adopt any plan that | ae oy cheat! ties Blushing| Will be beneficial to the actor-member | and the manager. In its fairness lies Bride," and he tells us of a stunt he] the organization's strength. @4 in Baltimore that startled tho town. Joe had a girl, dressed as a , A POEM. bride, ride about the city in an auto, (By 3. Wallum.) @riven by the “groom.” At selected Willie Jones, the forners the car would apparently stall Py Ps @nd the man would get out and tinker eed ee With it. He would make no progress obed ¢ atten $9 ‘end the girl would descend trom tho Sister's car, end hand him a monkey-wrench. “We'll play doctor,” would do no good other tan 0, Willie said, . @ crowd. The ‘‘newlyweds” “ then quarrel and she would re- A wl Cas yer @arn to the car. About that time a Aching head.” - Policeman would arrive to see what When she howled, he ‘was wrong, and his appearance would Said, “Aw, say— Yring the punch of the stunt. ‘The ute 42 now, or “bride” would pull down the curtains 7 ecaild alent taside the car and on each would be MONS SORE: Printed in big letters: Lares “The Blushing Bride’ is honey-| A NEW HULL-OSMUN PLAY. mooning at the Auditorium. Marguerite Maxwell, now being The car would then move away|seen in ‘ast Side, West Side" at the ; . | Bayes Theatre, is to have a prominent role next season in a néw play now = BERLIN REVUE LEAVING. being written by Henry Hull and @o-night Will mark the farewell|Leighton Osmun. It will be called formance of Irving Berlin's “Music |‘’The Uncommon Heroine.” Revue” at the Music Box. The y will leaye to-morrow for TO WELCOME you. When ‘*Malvaloca,”* the first Equity play, opens at the 48th Street Thea- tre Monday night, an officlal hostess and an assistant will be present to welcome the patrons, Margaret Wheeler has been appointed hostess and her helper will be Mrs, Edward Fielding. BAB CERTAINLY 18 A WONDERFOL ANOTHER ONE OF GIRL T'M AFRAID T CAUSED HER, THOSE DURN FOO. Lede Bey NaN ALOT OF WORRY THE LAST FEW MASI NOTES 7 Nels ee Pave sp AYS = L BETTER WRITE HER A ROLD SMITA, THE. NOTE OF APOLOGY UMOR,AND IT'S A PIECE, 0 SEVERAL deantre= te Cuata | | Read tre wor] | CWWY T COULDNT UNDERSTAND WRITE A PRETTY GooD) | BEA BRILLIANT. A word HE WRore ! LETTER MAN — i i RUDY WILL BE THERE. “Rudolph Valentino, at the invita- Mon of Marcus Loew, will be at the Astor Theatre Monday night when fhe fila “Trifling Women” is shown first time. You'll hogy him by mole in the middie of back. EQUITY JS FAIR. GOssIP. Sir Thomas Lipton and Sir Harry Lauder will see the Hippodrome show to-night. A special company to present “Sally, Irene and Mary” in other Eastern cities is being formed by the Messrs. Shubert. _——— FOOLISHMENT, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, al and novelty nights Thurs Performance as Kiki this afternoon at|the first time at the Central Theatre| ances t-day. It opens in Cleveland |r the Belase re, last nt ft Mon¢ popular, And ancien pie salary, through the breach of| Pamela Simpson, youngest daugh has ¢ ka : a And another nice thing m connea- A 8 been added to the} Olive ‘Tell, of *Whisperin es,""| ‘The Staten Island and New Jersey witl ' 5 Bauity contract by an Equity|ter of Ivan Simpson, has decided on pilin MUTT Cea PEH" | wanonec hee eete heel eaee otc a ines deeotaen a PUT IT IN THE ACT. 1 Is portance ale > ; 9 at the fe \. “Sue ar," th sic: 001 hampic D contest Mayed thanketent if The vege yagi ag Sine “ge greg — se studying at the}at the Winter ¢ ue, Dear,” the musical comedy] ballroom waltz championshif played H ‘: press: aeantiae Contract pba Prof, Fritz M, Reiner, the Hunga-Jat the Bijou, completes its twelith] will be danced at the Terrace Garden pace for his show, Sir Thomas lovee fump-] Lenore Ulric will reach her 350th rian Symphony conductor, heard jazz| week on Broadway with two perform-|Dance Palace Tucsday night, Car- the theatre,