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eazy SEAL STEN Tent SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 80, 1922. wn cy Sree Res a WHAT THEY OWE AL SMITH. HE first and outstanding thing to be said about what happened a Syracuse yester- day is this: Despite all the pulling and hauling to which it has been subjected, despite all the bullying, bargaining and blandishment that have been ex- ercised on it this year, the Democratic Party of the State of New York can still claim to tell a true Democrat from a millionaire demagogue. The Hearst dollars and the Hearst influence went to Syracuse and did their darndest. But ex-Gov. Al Smith stood by his guns. The Hearst dollars and the Hearst influence had to march home again and leaVe the leader- ship of New York Democracy in the hands of as staunch and steadfast a defender as the party _ has ever iad. Al Smith rated New York Democrats as de- serving something better than Hearst. Al Smith fought off Hearst and saved the party its self-respect. It would be strange, indeed, if New York Democrats failed to get together as one man to prove they. know what they owe Al Smith. HYPOCRITES. , HE brazen hypocrisy of Prohibition on its political side was never more in evidence than at this week’s Republican State Convention at Albany. While the Platform Committee turned down the Martin Saxe plank for light wines and beer. delegates were enjoying a flow of hard liquor that would have floated the whole platform from Albany to New York. This Prohibition is not a personal thing. Oh, no! You support it at conventions and vote in Legislatures to impose it upon other peo- eple, all the while drinking what you personally choose to drink, inside or outside the law. You explain this by pointing to your repre- sentative function. So long as you give force to EST. 1D BY JOSEPH PULITZER, mee, er Row. JOSEPH PULITZER, Secretary, 63 Greens, bratts Pest Office Registered “Cireulation Books ist MCREON kata UT Poss gta Wer betty a i : 8 forid PFICES. cor ‘WASHINGTO! , 621 Ford Bide. sreckae ype THE ageoots peg Rony a 22 _EVEN what you assume to «| (what you assume > be the the views of those you represent, you think they have no interest in how your private conduct belies those views. If, you are so sure of this, why not be open about it? In this era of questionnaires The Evening World has proposed the following for members of Legislatures, State and national: Mr. Legislator, in voting to enact present Prohibition law yow voted away a personal Ub- erty of millions of people who had never abused that Uberty. In view of the peculiar nature of this law and the moral arguments advanced to support {t, do you believe the people upon whom you imposed Prohibition have a right to know to what extent you personally practise Prohibition? If you do not belteve they have a right to such knowledge, on what grounds do you deny thetr right? Take this questionnaire ‘to Albany or Wash- ington and watch the “people’s representatives” turn pale, and scuttle away from it. It's the same hypocritical spirit that New York has just seen among convention delegates who virtuously spurn a wine and beer plank while they drink to Prohibition and the bootlegger— in straight whiskey. BETSY, THE 107-DAY WONDER. N EGG, it-has been sagely observed, rep- resents a full day's work for a hen and should be valued and esteemed accordingly. This is made to seem impressive, but it is, in fact, a gross understatement. More often than not it represents two or three days’ work, some- times more. This fact is emphasized by the press despatch from Ottawa, Ont., claiming the world cham- pionship as an egg layer for Betsy, a hen which has laid an egg a day for 107 consecutive days Almost any world record is important, and Betsy’s feat is unquestionably of far more benefit to the world than some other perform-, ances that could be named. . Long live Betsy. May she keep up the good work and never set. ANOTHER PLAIN WARNING. 1 ged is a time when a good many landlords are believed to be thinking seriously of skimping heat in apartments and trusting to the coal shortage to save them from punishment. This makes particularly desirable the stern and unbending attitude of the Court of Special Sessions in imposing a sentence of thirty days and a fine of $250 in the case of Landlord Berkley, who failed to make repairs ordgred by the Tenement House Department. “We are not concerned,” said Justice Murphy, “with your losses upon this property.” New York housing laws have teeth. They in- clude provisions for heat supply. The Health and the Tenement Departments have assured tenants that failures to supply heat will not be excused by the expense of the necessary fuel. The decision yesterday should suggest to would-be coal economizers that ‘it may prove cheaper and more comfortable to live up to their Tgetlaations, THE WEEK : . is good in this vicinity, it can’t be beat any- where, This month has equalled the fondest " expectations. Here's hoping October is as good. A littie too warm, perhaps, for the FOOTBALL SBHASON that opened last Saturday and will really W HEN SEPTEMBER and OCTOBER WEATHER “ swing into {ts place of interest after the WORLD'S SERIES is disposed of. New York is making all Plans for a second arinual “at home” to the baseball world. POLITICALLY the week was interesting. In New Jersey SENATOR FRELINGHUYSEN made a record ever Record’s opposition. GOV. EDWARDS had it all fiis own way in the Democratic primaries for the Sen- atorship. At Albany, GOV. MILLER, so to speak, met and Shook hands with himself, and that’s all there was to the convention. The G. 0. P. seems to like CAVE- ) MAN STUFF. SYRACUSE was different. After a strenuous session Alfred E. Smith was unanimously nominated Tor Governor of New York State. COAL MINING ts up.to the mark. The question is ow a matter of car supply and transportation. Two popuiar VISITORS arrived from EUROPE. SIR THOMAS LIPTON, in his yachting cap, sald he ‘would probably challenge for the America’s Cup again pext year. DR. ADOLPH LORENZ arrived with a mew orthopedic operation he has tried out.” - ‘The HERRIN GRAND JURY completed its work, ‘with a total of 214 indictments. MRS. STILLMAN and BABY GUY won a clean-cut and unconditional VICTORY in the famous—or noto- rious—divorce and paternity contest with James A. Stillman. COLLEGE and UNIVERSITY OPENINGS generally show INCREASED ATTENDANCE, and faculties are wondering what they are going to do with the surplus. SENATOR TOM WATSON of Georgia died. An avowed Ku Klux Klandidate wants to succeed him. GEORGIA bad its NINTH LYNCHING In sixty days. IMMIGRANTS excluded under the 3 Per Cent. Law are being SMUGGLED in along with LIQUOR banned by the OneHalf-of-One-PerCent. Law. There is con- siderable sentiment in favor of REVERSING the PERCENTAGES. The DRY NAVY has been pulled back to the THREE-MILE LIMIT in spite of ANTI-SALOONATIC protests. Again it {s evident that TURKMY ts NO THANKS- GIVING DISH tn Europe. KING CONSTANTINE'S throne was tipped too far and he FELL OFF. Now the question remains whether he will reach Parts be- fore the TURKISH SULTAN, who took an EXIT CUD at about the same hour, NEW YORK’S THEATRICAL SHASON fs in full swing and PRICES were never HIGHDR, SUBWAY SERVICP is slightly improved. Sounds reasonable, for a jeweler reported the theft of $20,000 worth of gems from an Inside pocket. Hitherto a man couldn't reach {nto his own inside pocket without crushing his hand, ACHES AND PAINS In addition to the other troubles, Smyrna poses as. ‘the birthplace of bridge whist. It is also one of the soven cities claiming “* * * great Homer dead, throughout which the living Homer begged his | bread,” . Possum pelts are selling in the fur market for $1.64. The price of cdt skins has risen 25 per cent., with fatat results to metropolitan mewers, according to Dr. W. T. af Hornaday, who says the felines are so closely hunted that they are becoming scarce in New York, some of the hunters being so bold as to snatch a pet out of an reading too much from his works (for pay) and @ mania for long walks. Thackeray, he adds, was killed by too much domestic excitement, Authors ought to be careful, but they seem as a rule to be very carcless people, . John &. Sumner continues to be the best bookseller in New York, 5 . Lynching continucs to be the most popular outdoor sport in Georgia, ° Japan has been twisted again by a typhoon. Ty phoons originate in the Philippines. Why not blame the U. 8. At aa JOHN KEETZ ’ ‘ ING WORLD, ‘SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 1922, (ew York ieekine W yortdy By Press Pub. Cr By John Cassel 0 Wt and 19 on bea nt a. @ of me, balers breath F érovw you te Mike rd OT shall die of you, of you, of yout Apparently the last werd in love's ectasy, set down among other matters in “The Bleck Panther” (Sorfbner), @ new book of verse by John Hall Wheelock. eee Calling It Naughty Now.++- Says Wari Trenton to Grace Dur- land at a joy-ride party in “Broken Barriers’ (Scribner), the new Mere- dith Nicholson book: “Right around here, where the corn grows tall, you might think— and probably a lot of people back yonder in the city like to think— that everything's safe and it’s casy to be good! “We're all being tested all the « time. The man who was en angel fifty years ago would probably bee perfect devil these days if he had half a chance. The world ts ferent place every morning: that’s only an old habit the worl . has. It keeps spinning a little faster» all the time. “Now we've got risnt here— with a slight movement of the head he indicated Kemp and Irene— “we've got a situation tuat wouldn't have been possible twenty years ago, at least not in a town Ike this, But we may be sure some> thing of the kind was going on, only it was better hidden. “Everybody 1s restless: people are living as though they expected to die to-morrow and are afraid they're going to miss something; but I don't believe people are wick- eder than they used to be. What wo used to call wicked we call naughty now and pretend it doesn’t matter,”* Nevertheless, we notice that when Mr. Nicholson gets through with his ste-y all the barriers have been com- fortingly mended. . or Ke An Editor’s Income, - - - A touch of grim truth from ‘*Trans- lations from the Chinese’’ (Doran), + by Christopher Morley: An American friend of mine, A man in @ newspaper office, Ts very wealthy. Ile tells mo he has an income Of 10,000 intorruptiona @ year. Believe us, too, this is an income with a tax on it! From Evening World Readers What kind of letter do you find most readable? Isn't it the one that gives the worth of a thousand words in a couple of hundred P There is fine menta/ exercise and a lot of satisfaction ‘n trying @@ eay much in few words. Ta! ‘ime to be br: UNCOMMON SENSE By John Blake (Copyright, 1922, by John Blake.) QUICK THINKING. < a Ce OG A Musical Comedy Campus, «+> % Prohibition and Strike your eweethd@rt's company? In the practicaf business of life the quick thinker has $}_ Throush the medium of Arthur Ge be diier tm Bisnis Wer) an 2, Do you believe in a 50-30 propo- a decided advantage over the deep thinker. RIS we. View thie pus “When devils strive to cheat they | sition in marriage? This. i li : Te : D A , We vie cam nis. is no disparagement of profundity. It is not in- rs voraity . . first request a law.” 13. In a discussion do you let your Leeda) P y of the University ‘of California thus: tended to discourage the youth who wants to get to the root of things—to decide by hard mental work as much as can be decided about the mystery we call life. But the mind that has not learned to function rapidly will attract far less attention to its owner than the mind which can instantly apply itself to a problem and readjust itself to changing conditions. In schools of law the students meet together in moot courts, in which fictitious law suits are tried as solemnly and a& seriously as real suits are tried in courts of law. In the examination of witnesses, in the summing up of the case, and applying the law to it—and above all in match- ing wits and resourcefulness with the student who is on the other side—the prospective lawyer learns to sce his mind rapidly and accurately, as he must do when he has a case of his own to tey after he has been admitted:tg the bar. Life is not al] like mathematics, which can be worked out by set formulas. ‘The lawns are spotted with curi- ous, low-spreading, Japanesey look- Ing trees, and under these trees stu- dents squat on the grass with thelr books—boys and girls from the Cali- fornia orchard and vineyard coun- try, Filipinos, Russians, )Japs and Chinese. ‘The campanile bélls chime, and out of the white buildings they pour™ in droves—there have been as many 000 undergraduates: at Berke~ joys in corduroy trousers and class caps, girls in pink and eky- blue silk sweaters, In all sorts of costumes, from severe black with white collars to French heele and picture hats. In the pause between recitations you will see a great covey of these airy fairy co-eds laughing ag one end of a broad marble entrance, while a crowd of bo} estness and abandon {mpossible at « in the morning im the sweetheart have hi: have your final say 14, From the way you feel at pres- ent, do you think that you still will love your husband even df misfortune should overcome him and he showd not be able to earn his usual income? 15, Should your husband not be able to earn his livelihood due;to misfor- tune, will you be ready to’assist him) in every possible way? 16. After you are married, do you rthink that you will make an ideal wife? 17. Asa wife, how many evenings a week should you devote to your hus- band? 18, As a wife, should you go out evenings with your women friends? How many evenings a week? 19. How much of your husband's in- come do you think should be spent? Some time ago it was ascertained wey or coeyeu that workmen's and miners’ savings in savings banks have increased, and reasonably so. This prosperity was accredited to the blessing of a dry law. Howeyer, it ts significant that strike time has also extended, Strikes have a longer duration and the less beer the miners seem to drink the higher comes the price for coal. Some official said a few days ago that Prohibition will be a 100 per cent. success by next week. It certainly was #0 all the time. The burning of old Rome was a success—for the ones who set fire to it, The fact remains that workmen can exist without this success as we all had to do previously, and also that Prohibition itself yields nothing and| 99, What 1s your {dea rogarding Conditions are always changing and shifting, particu- Tae ay conscious Bade Arta has done no work. The high price in] your future in-laws? A, 8, larly when one is dealing with others’ minds, as he is most To any one accustomed to the stern coal alone verifies the statement thai > monasticism of Cambridge or Prince- ton, it is like a scene from a musical comedy. We suppose this is as near as the / doctors can come to putting loca! color to the higher education, eee A Municipal Dinner In 1880.--- From a letter by Alexis de "Pecque- ville, quoted tn the October Yale Ri view, telling how the author of “De- mocracy in America'’ was banqueted by the Mayor and Aldermen of New of the time. It is the quick thinking General who wins battles; the quick thinking manufacturer who gets the most profitable markets and the quick thinking salesman who disposes of the most goods. One of the great values of athletic games to schools and colleges is that they all teach the mind how to operate rapidly. Games are not played wholly with muscular energy dny more than what we call manual labor is done wholly with the hands. It is the mind guiding the muscles that determines whether the man who owns it shall win or lose. Any reading, any exercise that develops the faculty of thought is highly useful. But thought, while always neges- sary, is never so valuable as when it can be applied instantly to any problem which may arise, and continue to operate rapidly till the problem is disposed of, Three Options. To the Bdttor of The Hventng World: Broad-minded men in the United States of America and also in the rest of the world are not seriously con- cerned with industrial troubles, They re anxiously waiting for the next move on the European chess board Soldiers’ bonus, ship subsidy bills coal mines and railway men strikes are mere detalls compared with the impending storm in Europe, Yet the prevention of the \reaking of the storm rests as much with the United States as it docs with the na; tions now involved. Americans are recognized as cap- able big-business men and they have by itself Prohibition is a loafer anc the desired effect is similar to a check for, or to discard eating, as a ba. habit. Up to date it stands thus: 1, No one can prohibit an“element. 2. None can abolish fermentation. 8. No one can take by stealth or law an entailed property that is owned by all the people, J. C, FRISCH. Corona, L. I., Sept. 26, 1922. A Matrimonial Questionnaire, ‘To the Editor of Evening World: Seeing that marriage-to-day ts con- ducted on a business basis instead of on real love, I have prepared the fol- lowing questions to be anSwered by the girl who contemplates marriage. I am quite sure it will be of interest to your readers, I would like to hear York in 1830: “As to the dinner ftself, it was in the infancy of the art, vegetables re meat, oysters at des- in a word, eqmpletely barbar- The first glance I cast at fthe eo table relieved me of a great welght.* i I did not eee wine, but only, as is the custom, water and brandy, Unfortunately, when the soup from the women folk just what ques- |made America what she ts. Yet a was carried away they brought tions ought to be put to the men. ——_—_—$ s | ine, the Mayor drank to our big proposition ts knocking at their door, and they know {t, but will not recognize It. I refer to the question of money, which can either start or sgop a new war, which, if started, will reach to health tn the English fashion, which consists (n filling a small glass, rala'ng It, looking at the person the while, and drinking it—the whole Procedure accompanied with great solemnity, “The one to whom this politeness is addressed must respond to it by 1, What ts your purpose in getting married? 2, Do you think that marriage should be made on a business basis? 8, Do you really love your sweet hear A 4. Do you merely respect him? Africa the supporters of the plebetan leader Mari Then he crushed a rebellion In Spain, Having filled va- rious posts of importance in Rome, he took the fleld again tn 67 B. C., against the pirates that Infested the against France. 2.—Support France and Company against England. 3.—Or dictate to them both with noney, getting value for your money, keeping war away from these shores, : completing the work your sons started |Mediterragean and ~— exterminated} Going exactly th Bunt » Do you believe in marrying your |these shores. and making the American Nation the |them. From there ho went to Asia! ‘Therefore each of us drank his glast sweetheart even if you do not really! ‘There is in reach of the great|\reat Nation sho is supposed to be. | where he carried on the campaigns of to the Mayor, and with suitable dig* nity “Up to that point all went wel, But we began to tremble when we saw that all the felt It thelr duty to do ug the honor, “But at the third glass I adopted the plan of taking only @ swalldw, and I'thus got through ve iy what we call tn France the end of tho dinner, but here 1@ is only the first act.” love him? 6. Do you belleve in letting your weetheart know that you love him? How? 7. Do you believe that your sweet- heart should let you know that he loves you? How? 8. How often do you want to see your sweetheart? 9, Whose company do you usually F. H, J. |Rome in the East, meeting where with complete successes. Upon his return he married Caesar's daughter and on the strength of this relationship the two men divided be- tween them the control of Rome. ‘Then Caesar's great successes in Gau! aroused Pompeys’ Jealousy and by his manoeuvers t deprive Caesar of power he force the latter to assume Amertcan Natfon the power to put the United States of America where she should be and where she !s sup- posed to be. Did America send tts sons to die tn Europe for a few dollars or for the revenge of tho Lusitania, or was it fo make sure that the war stopped in Europe where {t started? Now every. New York. pe Whose Birthday! SPT. 30—POMPEY THE GREAT was born at Rome on Sept. 30, 106 B, C., and died in Egypt on Sept. 29, 48 B. C, Carefully trained by his father, in the military arts, he ob- fer, your swectheart's, . nla the chess board do you the offensive. Driven from Rome to] Tho way times and the timers PemELa Sar PROC UeAr Nar OF YOUF MIE pal ys IL tay "Neither. I tell [tained great renown at the early age|tiyria he was defeated there by Cae-| chan 10. In whore company are you the jpPOrtt ,XO4 fey finco chances and|of soventeen for his part th the clvilfsar and fled to Eypt, where he was| In 1830, Mayor Walter Bowne ang happter? ; ser af thom you have got to accept. |wars in Rome, At nineteen he raised) murdered by Ptolemy, who hoped, tho friendly qu. 1.--Support England and Company an army and drove out of Sicily and thus to win Caesar's favor, In 1022, Hizzoner and Volsteadiam, 11, Are you happy, when you are in