The evening world. Newspaper, May 4, 1920, Page 28

A UCN ee That Chariot Driver Would Look Good in Mea) Soop ou THIS CAPE 15 FULL me OF HUD ! TILL HAVE Te Go HOME AND GET IT CLEANED OF THE NEVER NY prod 43 7 tripes, Too! . Py ‘NO 7 ANI 7 n J « EU) HE NEW PLAYS || “Wetec [ost B oe tis ie f Back AW GET A Darker LAER STOPPED _£The Girl From Home ! : : . Bright and Tuneful Be CHARLES DARNTON old wine into new botties has become @ lost art, the industry ti plays into new form is ly active in the musical At the Globe Theatre night “The Dictator” was deck as “The Girl From Home,” @ bright and tuneful entertain- it other song about blues in “The Night Boat"— of the year. But “A Wonderful Spot" proved and bighly amusing with its references to high prices and its Country "Tis of Thee, I Wouldn't Live in Any Jed Prouty put so much feeling into it that ter from appreciative taxpayers Lee JOE’S CA New Yorker who flees to Porto accidentally killed a cab driver, lacking the one-dry quality of ir of course, yet unfailingly amueing. Naturally, seemed more concerned about the, impromptu revolution, Mr. Prouty in Barrymore once acted with a list- of the delights of playgoing in ere ER Pm Pting Ge (HF nvning Wnt SO MY LITTLE JoEY GoT INTO “We Movies di HE? cuTE Lit’ OE IN HIS LITTLE cart, AND DOES MY LITTLE Jo&-ums) LOVE To' DRIVE “THE LADIES IN HIS LITTLE Car? ~ AND WOULD NICE LITTLE JOEY DO IT ‘AGAIN 2 WELL, MLL Have. MY LO THINGS ON IN A MINUTE DEAREST’ ONE ~~. AND You CAN DRIVE ME OVER TO “THE CARD PARTY ‘Yee Bor ~ ity and p flery spirit to the role of; h ' Vocal success of “Sometime” that there was cause Tab SAY 50 Giadys Caldwell, as the girl who i © title, was vivucious and trim, though a| But ehe and the “nino little missionaries” with! * turned a clever number to good account. ing throughout the performance, and she danced , lean-out youth, who worked hard and well the amazingly light and airy Jessica Brown |, wor and costumed in a way that made her! Cansinos also danced with skiN and agility.! of wireless machines came as @ novelty, | lich portraits of short-lived presidents of the revolu- i struck a funny note. The chorus girls were and lively and played an tmportam part in a production that bore (LL SAY He DiD~ AN’ iT WAS A LOTTA FUN , Tool lays and Players | IDE DUDLEY : Chm tw) At Inst it has come, D, A. M. Busy, of, Swearingen, writes us demanding that we come out in the »pen and state our stand on the Pro ubition question. | ‘We must know this,” says the let- t take up our minds iu for President on the ‘Thousands of limer- " \ckers are in the same boat, Wha bac 4 ite ' ane to Visit Helen! =a — 1 = = =| SS ScHENGCTADY 7 } Seca es of S-K-E- --2 aw- I canr’ shaw .,T— i # ; [ sqip ~ UNCLE E2RA ISNT Here! He ‘s GONE TS SCHENECTADY ¢ ro IDnt quite dear AW-w- He S Gone WHERE HE WAS GOING. WIL YOu wRiTE ir Pucase ¢ | de rei ‘il ay ii FH f iy karoo- ten and cannot be squshburped ‘out o! cur position. Liquor to our of Gpianing abet AU hrnsyxs!| low wi it some into the fold? | To-day's trick rhyme, friends, noeds 9 fina) werd that refers to # part of one’s tr eg We g ve you this tip it will be leas difficult of » lution. Sy finding the word and sen it ‘omather with a check for $200 wil oe sligtole for mpemmberency ih our | be ol le embershep in our Timerickere’ Queen's of the May Club. | Hurry! The rhyme: Mi hee ee NoW: AND “THEN ! Who went for a ride.in a hack, The darn thing tipped over, Justroast of West Dover, And dumped her right out on her— Te a ay the happy, carefree days. Still I re- member how we kicked about the| prices then the eame as we, do now. Gossir. ‘The Hippodrome will close the mid- die of May. i Pie 7 ward Royce has returned from or eBr Wadhington. He is heiping F. Zleg- i feld jr. select girls for the next “Follies.” Richard " Waltod Tully reopened : : 3 me . “Keep Her Smiling” last night in “ = WEDDING RING? [ Montreal. David Miller has the role J the Majest played Drew. Alex Sullivan and A! Jolson have Mey Mg rgeiean ‘song ome wives Leave 10 Bet em Crying en You Say Good Robert Pitkin and Guy Nichols perform-i'nave been for the cast of Mr. Cupid," which the Messrs. the: ghubert will produce May 17. z i i es iv HE Rs ST KNOW or wae |: A’ FOOLISH “THING ‘Yo Do - BUT We T See —YourRe ONE OF THE KIND foe a Wio BELIEVE Tey DIDNT T NEVER DID ANYTHING 3 FALL IN “Love” roouen Ne WITH YYou ?' TAT e Days! * YATAPAS — FoR T WIS MONEY—'ATS ALLS ‘acction was applauding| “Not fo from above it to tne| by "BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Adair Seelhoof of Beibcrore, “¥,, contributes the following mber,. | remember—oh, that d forget!—-the good old days food was cheap. I wish we had I reinember, I remotuber— makes me weop-—when were gold for 15 cents and but- as cheap. In thwe old day» had steak. I hate to think And liver! Bay, phe butch.r diver cat. were ERY RUB COSTS MONEY ia Very foolish indeed who x late gay ‘ctationse to do her iy ti Long Ago" ons at the Booth and “Betty Bo Good” at the Casino’to-night. “Oh, Heni at the Fulton to-morrow night. r it the Century, © form an automobile club. They/ll tour Bunday. Mime. Gertrude Van. Diense, who sang last summer at Rtarlight Park, Nas been engaged to sing there this year. The Actors’ Bavity has put reats on gale at the Metropolitan Opera House for its big show there May 9. ‘Marens Loew took charge of the Rio Pheatre last mht. Rubye De Sead will appear there Thursday Ld Ethel Barrymore has accepted the namination for the Vios Presidency of the Equity on the regular ticket. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, ®kinnen—Mary Pickford 1s about younger than Douglas |. Pan! T.—If A passes before the \ Pot ts opened he has a right to come jin and raise all he wants; if he |iMissos after it is opened, he is ythrough until the next hand te dealt. A THOUGHT FOR -TO-DAY. It’s fashionable nowadays for women to be thin—everywhere but | In the pocketbook. FOOLISHMENT. They make you hot; They make you fret, But wait @ while— Don't shed them yet. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE Poet (modestly)—I never call my rhywnes ns,” Miss Julia, aa l i \ <a) DADDY, Seece aca paces WHAT'S A AN’ ALWAYS STINGS POFITEER | | You pd Sree i ' CAUSE SAE MARRIED A a FAM IN SPITE OF 1] ae N\ Se COESN'T Love HIM! t Ww HER PARENTS’ URGING! .°Q, @ 7 A PROFITEER TAKING ADVANT- AGE OF. MY CHILD 0h hing Stops the Profit HE TH’ TUNG ME WIGHT