The San Francisco Call. Newspaper, October 30, 1904, Page 13

Octaber i/ \\ A LITTLE PROVERB4.WILL TELL. IT'S TRUER THAN YOU-THINK. *TIS THAT A FISH IN THE BOAT IS WORTH 4 SEVERAL IN THE DRINK. . b Al;""sm; Plg-;:ETSHEm KIND MA SAID: F‘erHEE Zfi%‘ gls]'&%g 35.?':‘ ?iu‘e‘"fiu’f&s - AS HEWISELY SHOOK RIS HERS. FINE FEATHERS. THOUGH. MAY CATCH FINE FISH PRSI TERD. WHEN MADE INPO A PRETTY “FLY." JOHNNY JONES WAS A NAUGHTY BOY: HE PLAYED HOOKEY FROM SCHOOL. AND OFF A FISHING HE DID GO WHICH WAS AGAINST THE RULE. TWO LITTLE FISH AT PLAY WERE CAUGHT ON NAUGHTY JOHNNY’S HOOK: BUT AS HE TRIED TO PULL THEM OUT HE FELL INTO THE BROOK. AND THERE THE FISHER POLICEMAN BROUGHT HIM BEFORE THE JUDGE AND CHARGED HIM WITH THE KIDNAPING OF JOHN AND JOSEPH FUDGE. THEY FOUND HIM GUILTY OF THE CRIME— THE JUDGE WAS AWFUL MAD- WE MUST NOT TELL HIS PUNISHMENT BECAUSE IT WAS T0O SAD. | REALLY AM THE MOST ABUSED OF ANY OF THE CREATURES THAT SWiM ABOUT THE OCEAN'S DEPTHS. THOUGH I'LL ADMIT MY FEATURES : AMONG THE BRAVEST SIGHTS TO SEE i R o Be oo IS THE OCTOPUS ALONE- BUT WHY SHOULD THOSE WHO LIVE ABOVE NGl L SRR iR IN SPITE OF ALL THZ GIBES OF FRIENDS BE SO VERY UNKIND rve: - AR BT S A : CALMLY HOLDING HIS OWN, 4S TO APRLY MY NAME TO DUDES . WHEN BETTER TITLES THEY COULD FIND. OH! DEAR.