Omaha Daily Bee Newspaper, May 19, 1883, Page 2

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POEIRY OF THH TIMES, The Mcdel American Girl A practioal, plain young g Noteafraid-cf.the.rain young A poetical posey, A ruddy snd rosy, A helper-of-self youug glrl, "girl; At-home-in-her-place young girl; A never-will-lace young girl; A toileriercne, A life pure and clean, A princess.of-peace young girl, A wear-her-own.hair ycung girl; A free.frow-s-stare youog girly Tmoroves every hour, No sickly surflywer, A wenlth-of rare-sense youog girl, Plenty-rosm-in-her.shoes young glrl; No indulger-in-blues young girl; Not bang on ber brow, To fraud uot a bow, She'sn just-what-she-eema youne girl, Not a reader.of-trash young girl; Not cheap jawel-flash young glil; Not asipper of 1um, # chewer of gum, of-rense young girl, it ring young girl; An active, arpinng young girl; A morning ariser, A dandy despiser, A progressive, American girl, A lover.of.prose young girl; Not a turn-up-your-tote young gitl; Not given to splutter, Not “‘utterly utter,” But a matter.of-fact young girl, A rightly-ambitior Red-lips-most-delici A wparkline cloar eye, That says ‘I will try,” A sure-to-succeed young gitl, An'honestly conrting young girl; on-flirting young girl; quiet aud pure, A modest, demure, A fit-for-a-wife young girl, A sought-everywhere young girl; A future-most-fair young girl; An ever discreet— We too seldom meet This queen-among.queens young giel. —By Virgil A, Pinkley, Three Drummere, (A Mem'ry of the Hard Times,) Three drummers went drummingjont into the west, Ont into the west with their prices down. ch blew of the enmple that paid him the best, And they blew from one end to the oth- er of town, For jaws must wag when prices wonk, And jaw must be supplemented by cheek, Y?L they at the bar stood groan- ug. hree drucimors stood cursing from hour to our, They'd meds not » sale in the whols wide town, And they rrved at the dust and stormed at the shower. Their names were Robinson, Jones and Brown, For jaws must wag when prices are weak, And bad lnck some in s yard wide streak, As they at the bar stood moan. ing.) Three drummers huog limp from their sample-bay straps, Their wamnple-bag straps with their prices down, Three bomes are swearing and wringing their hauds For tho loss of Robinson, Jones and Brown, Their jaws won't wag, tho' prices are wenk, And uneless forever their iron-cast cheek, And their ghcsts at the bar stood moaning. —Kettledrum, Biemarck and the Porker. On prairie corn, the pride ot Illinois, The hog grew fat, and giunted forth his 10y, Dreaming of days when he and such as he Should travel far accoss the salty In foreign Jinda be meant awhile to roam Selecting Deutchland ws his future hom There, cooked with fragrant Lerbs, and ‘served with wine,{ He would displace the scrawny native swine Ho meant in time to grace & sumptuous oard, Perhaps the table of the empire's lord, And hoped, although the notion made him wince, He might repair the tissues of a prince, Bismarck, the mighty, noting from afar ‘Ihe hog's increase, proclaimed a porcine war, Declaring, with deep draughts of Rhenish wine, Eternal enmity to Yankee swine, The hog, whose ticket for the trip was bought, Then ceased to grunt, absorbed in serions thought, “Ifear,” he sald, *‘this sction may delay My journey Europeward, perhaps a day.” Bismarck, surrcucded by the best of cheer, Drank down great flavons of Bavarian beer Of one dish only did his highness eat, Aud loudly praised the rich and tender meat, He called the cook, who quickly reached his sid ‘'Whence comes this splendid pork? the chancellor cried. From your estate, my master dear and read; On oaken chips and shayings duly fed,” “I had not thought,” the powerful prince deolared, *“That hogs of mine so daintily had fared. For me let such a porker daily rquesl, And give me meat like this at every meal,” The Yankee pork before him swelled with pride; For very joy It could have sobbed snd cried, As with » western twang it whispered clear, “Al right, 'oroud chancellor, you see I'm here!” —New York Sun, HONEY FOR THH LADIHS, Mule ridiog is the Iatest Erglish craze, Weshall now eee the American dude astride of a donkey, Most women trcmble at the discharge of n gun, and yet they are perfectly fawiliar with powder putfs, Thore's a difference between the affabili. ty of » young girl snd tho taffybility of the experienced flirt, D ressmakers ought to make good rail- road conductors, they are accustomed to making up loog traing, When an elderly maiden lady adorns herself with falee hair, o teeth, paint powder, ¢te,, she is “‘making up” for lost thwe, A Louisville court has decided that if & woman strikes o wan he must run - aws; 1f the woman strikes him for 85 or up- wards there will be no need of a court de- cision, <%0 dear; I'm |‘u tired. ing house yesterday. hevun yet!” Thi neighbore, just to m ble, I finished clean- at! you haven't the eays to all her Many cashmeres and other woolen stufls from Paris are covered all over with velvet circles appliqued on and embroid- ored. extraordinary rize, One covers capote ) onet, A fominine berber in Idaho makes §30 s Iny, Thin is better than being married | sud removieg ber husband’s bair for noth. ing The handscmest bonoets are trimmed with parti-colored lace and plumes tipped n tones to contrart with the material ot | the Lonnets, | © Combinations of gray with strawberry red and shrimp pink sre much admired, tut the latter requires a lichter shade of kray than the former, Changeable silks are to bo worn in com- bination with rich breoades, trimmings cither of lace or var'egated ribbone, cash- were embioideries, ete, “A littls too mnch repose about the mouth for it to be natura),” was the re mark of & hustand to & west ond photog: rapher who h d taken bLis wife's photo graj b, Oa Thursday evening in New York, three young Indies wanted to go to the theater, L ut had no chapsrone, One dressed up 68 the grandmother ard encorted the other two, They now have what they call “hand. parties” in the interior of Michigan, The young msn « con hold w girl's hand the longest is rewarded with » sweet cake. The Watteau hack is very much used, and very much adaired for indoor dresses of crape, nun's veiling, soft silk, azd for rieher diuver drcases in Oltoman silk and brocade. A Recklord, Ala, girl gets up in her sleep and goes out in_her back yard and ch ps wood, According to a loeal paper her father regrets her somnabulism, Luthe always leaves the axe handy, Texss in about to hang & woman, She oaused her little gir' togoon the streeta as & beggar, rubmitted her to oruel privation in order to make her look miserableenough to arouse pity, snd finelly murdered her booanse she did not bring home a satisfac. tory amcunt of money, “Inanybody waiting on you?” said Fred Humphreya to s young lady from the coun. try who entered Arthur's store the other day. ‘Yes, sir,” repliedl the blushing damsel; “that's my fellow standing out- side; he wouldn’t ccms in the store,” A Indy never feels mcre like going home and raising & row in the family th: she adjusts her garments as she ia pans a clothing store where ¢ ha or twenty men standing around the win. dow, and finds cut sfter the has passed them that they were “‘dummies,” The Iatest novelty among soclety dam- sels in New York s *‘complexion dogs,” No girl will now appear on the treet with a dog that does not match her comolexion and the color of her costume. In cases where costumen are costly and the colors rare among dogw, belles have been known to have their pets painted, Exoellent cffects are produced by new #pring costumes which corsist in material and ornamentation of d fi-rent shades of one color. A brorzs green satin eurah, for exsmple, is oroamented with a beaded embreidery in six erent shades f the color; 1he bonuet has a crown beaded to match, A young lady of Tuscarora, Nev, cently calied (n Ler thoe maker to her a pair of bigh buttoned shoes, anid: *‘Ycu wust take s new m I've talien away terribly.” Pla sole-ttick on her foot, he remarkec i miss, you are lookiog a little pale in the face, and your foot will stand a littls shrimping, but by the power, your leg holds its owr!” Soft puffa are greatly used for the skirts of thin wool costumenof dressy design and finish, the (mbroidered ruffles surmount- ing them. The paniered atyles are as tashionably empioyed as ever, and are used in conjunction with many narrow rvflles upon the front of the skirt, Sleeves are ususlly made full or prifed with these puffed skirts, and & novel mt{la 1s gathered at the top, high on the shoulders, ard tight above the wrist, which is partly covered by a fall of lace. Prominent smong the spring materials are the silk snd wool stuffs in glendod ! usad for walkiug pelisses The cashmere patterns, ures and colo; and dolmava, palm leaves and the like, have given place to arabesque and architectural designs,and the reds and the golds to the cooler olives aud softer sbades in terra cotta and straw- berry, the gray blue and bropze, or s leaf pattern ina different tone of the same color. Theso fabrice are lined with twilled silke, and make very hsndsome leng g ments, but we do not admire them #o much for thort ones, such an visites ard manties, ‘Wash embroideries, which include the Irish appliques, rre used on the washable snd non-washable materlals, Notwith. standing the obj ctions so frequently urged sgaivst dead white, it is certain that this tone in emtroidery obtains better thyn the creamy tints, a positive procf of which i that the latter have all been reduced in price—not an art'stic but a practical rea- s for their gradual disappesrauce in the very near future, On surabs, pongees, Oorohs and all the soft silks of whitever color dedic ted to summer wear, embroid- ery is not only allowed but approved, There is & revival of the *“Jersey” as well 8 of Jersey shapen in bacquer, and Jersoy etockingette for jwkets, and hundreds, and probably thousands, have been sold in the dark brozzs greens, and old and ger- darmo blues, the strawterry and garnet shades, that scem to predominate over oth. a8 They are not vheap; from five to sey- en dollars is the price at which ladies pur- chase them in spparent quantities, but they are more complete than when they Brst ap peared, and are not drawn quite so closely over the skin, or maze to look o exotly 1k the costume of an athlete or pugilist, There is vest collar turned down at the neck, anda plait is laid in the back of the ckirt which is marked by a bow of satin ribbon, a concession to the apities of women,’ which certainly seers to make them more attractive, The liking for simulated or real vests is obtaining, and, as they may be made be- coming to almost any figure, their popu. larity can easily be understood, Short, stout Iac may have flat vests of a color that will not add width to their avpear. ance, while slendor ones may have them of full frills of embroidery or lace &dsllght. fully suggestive of the handsome Duke of Buokiokhai), or else of some contrasting material that, luid in plaits at the throat, is allowed to fall in full puff fachion. The Iaat methed is eepecislly becoming to im. mature figores, which are usually hard to fit, and which show an_inclination to angularity that, as & French modiste says, “outs one cruelly,” Bodices somewhat worn in front may undergo rejavenstion in this way, and when the pretty ribbon ties aro added - and these must never be drawn tight—a quaint and becoming result is achioved. PHPPERMINT DROPS, way, another of the Balaksva dred” has just die !, This reduces he rank to sbout H00, A billygoat down in Kentucky 83 of stamps « ff & whisky barrel, He robably a W, 8. f the secret s r I ticleon t lerstand ff hose The last of General Wa servants having beeu b Unole Tows" wre begiunivg to mortuary market, Tt used to be a slgn of a deep thinker to see & man bite his finger nails, That was before snyone had otserved & horse chew ing at his feed box, The skin tight pants worn by youths have one advantage. The averrge dude when traveliog oan carry an extra pair along in his vest pocket, Not eatisfied with sending us unseasona- ivgton's body 1, “original crowd the New ribbons are very wide and brocaded in roses and tropical leaves and flowers of ble cucumbers and unripe watermelon , hias & ten acre field of case tor beans ready to ship north. A telephoue is » wighty handy thing to bave in the family when you want to order methiog snd have not the cheek to ask bis ot all the time there ir eays the sudience ard lon nat, and yet what ing both if not to b A Cincinnati pape grew enthusiasti that did duty ir an_ plays last week, “This lion proba looked scmoathing like a goat, and was mistaken for a bock-beer sign, A New South Wales journal this advertivement: *‘Wanted, a ver A ontaing ltus wentleman capable of milling goate; a unt versity man preferred, Applicsticns, with testimonials as to proficiency, to be ad- dressed,” ete. A Vermont editor wanta to know what ives color to pure water, Ve don't know st they geverally use up in Vermont, but down this wlr it is generally some- thing that is not legally soid except under a license, —Lowel Commercial, Things that most people would like to see—Our society girls before breakfast; a church choir that never quarrelled; a church out of debt, with money to lend; an _editor who' can please every- bedy; and a bigh school girl who csnnot whistle, It is fewred that the great Brooklyn tridge will be a failurs because the foot- path is in the middle, avd the American citizen it thus deprived of the pleasure of leasing over the outer railing and spitting on the ferryuoats, Six medical experts recently examined a men in Yorkshire as to his mental capa. bility of menagivg his own affairs, and were ovenly divided as to nis anaity, The wrangle was at its height when a messen. ger hurriedly entered to say they had ex- amined the wrong man, MUBIOAL AND DRAMATIC. Gotthold has a new play called ““Dad’s Dollars,” Salvivi has pocketed about $75,000 of American money, Emma Abbott is going to Europe to get new operas and foreign artis Henry Irving has engaged passage for New York on ths Britannic for Oclol?u 11, Mr, McKee Rangin has sold to Mr, George Ulmer all his rights to the plays of **The Danites” and *'49,” The receipts of the Cincinnati fostival exceeded the expenses, and the mansge- ment have on hand scenery and dr sses worth $10,000, Booth rofused énormous terms from a New York manager wiio wished to run him ogainst Hency Loving. The actors ste ius tunate personal friende, Kate Forsythe, for several yoars leading lady of the Jobn McCullowgh company, will bea star cext sewron, opening in Sep- tynmlll‘ur at the Stavdara theatre in New ork, The operatta which Straussis under con- tract to compose will be first given at Vienna, It is to be called **Presomptiff The libretto is by Messrs, Hennequin and Valabreque, Miss Wyndham, daughter of Mr, Chae, Wyncham, made her first appearance in this country in the “Great Divorce C at the Union Square thoater. Her pro- fessional name is Miss Curzon, Frau Materna has aroused great enthu- siasm in Frankfort. where she has Iately apveared in “'Die Walkure,” “‘Aids,” and “Les Huguenots"—thus displaying her versatility 'n a German, Italian, and Freuch opera, Oarl Formes, the once great basso, is now alm st forgotten, yet he still lives, A few nights since he appeared at a concert in Buffalo, N. Y., with great success, and exhitited mush of his old time fire’ and wondrous quality and quantity of voice. & Wilhelwj his apparently given u» tray- eling, It1s aunounced that he intends to rebuild his villa at Bicbrich into a consery- atory of mu ic, more especially & high scuool for violin playing, with a Y.-ga con- cert hall attached, in which grand musical performances may be given, Miss Fannie Dave: port will confine ber- self to “'Fedora” next season. Her sanson will be thirty weeks, opening six weeks in New York and clcsing four weeks there, She has secured William Mautell, Forrest Robinson, aud Miss Eugenia Blair for the company. Rose Eytinge will succesd Willie Edouin at Hooley’s, playing *‘Felicia,” and on June 4, Daly’s cowpany wiil commence a month’s evgagemert, with Mr. Daly's adap ation of Schonthan's “Schwaben. strich,” under the title of 8; or Cast- ing the Bocmerang. ' This piece has made in New York quite a phenomenal his, The theatrical and operratic successes of the last winter abroad are Sardou's “‘Fedora,” in which Sarah Barnhardt has won fresh laurels, Saict-Saens grand opera ot “‘Henry VIIL” snd the light operas of the “‘Bettelstudent” by Millooker, n Ger- man, and of “Lakme, ’ in which Miss Van Zandt is now charming the Parisians, “RELIGIOUS. St. Mack’s Episcopal church,at Chicago, haw returned to the system of rentine pews, Archbishop Purcell, of Cincirnati, has had anotber touch of paralysis and can talk only in whispers. The two hundredth anniversary of the ablishment of Presbyterianism in Mary- and will be ¢ mmemorated at Rehoboth in June. Nearly $1,000 has been subscribed in Brooklyn towards the proposed monument to Martin Luther; and it has been declded to organize a permanent Lutheran society in that city, The Rev. Joseph King, of Allegheny, Pa., has been elected president of Hiram college, Obio, by unsuimous vote of the board of trustees. He will be inaugur. d in the afternoon of commencement day, June 14, The Presbpterian Church of Canada is making vigorous efforts to promote its work ia Manitobs snd the northwest. It is pro. posed that some missionaries be left free, without charge, and go over the country, supplyiog its need, Tuo Miles City, Montans, the Methodists believe in receiving contributions from avybody, whether good or bad, who is disposed to give, They place contrib tion boxes in tho drinking saloons, and some (f the patrons of those establish. ments drop in a coin or two whenever they take a drink, There sre in Philadelpbia # hools, with a total member. bip 681, and an average uttendance of 113,312 These schoo’s have given during the past o 0 scholirs to ths commwunicant bershinof the chur hes, and have con- to purely benevolent Sunday f 163, you e tributed 803,474 canses, Rev. Dr. Tsane Nich phia, has recetved Philad crs aaking on, of Dr. M. H, Hindsdale, Kenswee, Ill, advises us of a remarkable cure of constimp- He saye: A neighbor's wife was od Witk violent ling diseats, and pronounced beyond; help from Quick Con- sumption, Asa last resort the family was ersunded to try DR, WM. HALL'S JALSAM FOR THE LUNGS, 7o the sstomshment of all, by the time she had used one half dozen bottles she was about the house doing her own work, T saw her at her worst snd had no idea she could re- cover,” t in wear. | CONNUBIALITIES. the mav, to his face, to give yon more iy credit i b® esol Micx Catherine Wolfe, the reputed $16,- “My gracions, Sarah!” exolaimed Fars | Miss Ca 1,000 beiress, of . ew York jenys she has, e hent Fint Bendl them to matker 4t onc ff-r of warrings every Spring chickens are selling at €0 cents & uitors, pound. A marrisge feast in Lawrence, Mass,, 1 26k & young man who woars two | wer delayed an hous becanse the bride’s WikI CHMIEE WRsL IR It Iy ".‘y'“ th N | father had carolessly carried off with him watches he I quite certain to grow in to his place of business the key of the The first wedding ceremony ever fored in America by a Iacy took pl Columbus, O,, recently, where Mrs, vin G, Romick, the cvangelist, married srles Pim, of Damaseus, to Mi.s Emma Jryant, A Deoatur justice lately performed a marrige ceremony for which he received 5 cents, sl the money the groom possesss ed. bride, however, agreed to make | ap th iciency &¢ 8o0m as her first baby | s born, ber father haviog promised togive ber 830 in bonor of that event. Marriageablo women are scarce and high in Uteh “Elder Jim Wood and Susan Stoddard of Dountiful celestializ d in the early springtime, the elder giving for Sussn a cow and & losd of hay.” Celes- tialisation means polygamo rrisge, There is o savor of old-fashioned ro- mance about the ¢nz-gement of Adjutant (General Drum's daughter to Mr, Hunt, of the navy, son of Gen. Hunt.ixThey were playmates a1 babies, and have continually kept the'r fri ndehip until it has ripaced ‘nts s mething stronger, While with the expediti n to the Arctic regions laet year he tent her a map of certain poicts on tha northwestern coast which their vessel had pa.ced, one of which be had named for ner, “Blossom Point,” and another *‘Drum Head,” for her father, Liast Saturday George F. Moorhosue, of New Haven, took ont o marrisge Jiceose for himaeif and Miss Moz ie A. Cldfford, Mondsy afternoon Mss Clifford and & lady friend appenred st the office of the registrar and usked that the record of the license be erised. Upon being told that it had not been recorded, one of the ladies Craw the originsl paper from her pocket and asked the registrar to destroy it, He did 8o, and the wom an departed. She ex. | plained that she had known Moorhouss for four years, and a day being named for the mariiage, M orhouse pro:ured the iicense, “‘During Saturday a little mis. upderst inding arore between ue, and cer- tain of the friends of Moor cure who were not particularly delighted with the match urged on the fight. 1 was told of many little defects in the character of Mr. Moor- house, but the climx was reached when I was told that he had been divorcrd from a former wife, Iimmediately made up my mind to forego the happiness of becoming his wife, and then and there broke our en- gagement. I came to the office cf the regis:ror myself, because 1 foared to en- trust the marrisge license to Mr., Moor. house.” That gentleman has not been heard from, - New Haven Palladium. 1APLIIIES, The Hindoos be'isve it was Adam who sinned and Eve astray. There is vo donbt about the Hindoos being heathin, s images of Hindoo dieties are man. ufactured in Birmingbsm and shipped to India for worship by the devcut idolators of that country, 1In a recent letterto a New York paper the Rev. J. Hyatt Swith says: *T hold the key of the position of the future,” Pers ns haviog fans and refrigerators that they do not need should remember Mr. Smith, An old farmer in Texas baving said at a church meeting: ‘I bave belonged to the church thirty yeara and, bless the Lord, it has never cost me a dollar,” the gocd preacher arose and responded: **The Lord bless your etingy old soul.” Professor of chemistry: “Supgose you were called to » patient who E:ld swal- lowed a heavy dose of oxilic acid, what would you administer ? K, (who is pre. paring for the winistry, aud who only takes chemistry because’ it is obligatory): “I would administer the sacrement.” A newly married country couplo were on » Memphis ferry boat, when the groom fell into the Miseissippi, While he was battiiog for bis life, his wife said: “Now, Samuel, dido’c I tell you so? work your legs, flop your arme, hold your brenth, and repest the Lord’s prayer, for it’s mighty uocertwin, Samuel, whether you land in New Ocleans or in eternity.” In heaven, we are told, there is more joy over ,one einner that reveuteth than over ninety-anc-nine who have never gone astray, I:1s just the other way here he. low. There is more j)y over one right. eons mau who goes astray than over ninety-aud-nin thousand sinters who have kept it ll their lives An old but good etory of Ingoldsby (Durham) js that he once entered & Quar- Kors’ me eciog house, and looking around at the grave as-embly. held up s peny tart, snd waid eolemly: “Wh ever speaks first shall have this tart.” “Gothy way,” said a drab-colore | gentleman, rising, “go_thy way—" “The pie's yours,” swd Tom, squeesing the racpberry tremsure into the hand of the vious rebuker, and walking out of the assembly, Two_old soldiers who hid just been granted pensions met in Portland, Maine, the other day. Siid one: “After a year had paseed without my bearing from the Depsrtment, I made thasut ject of getting my penzion & special mater of prayer, and in lees than xix months the persion was gronted,” Tho ther replied: “T held (n two years, and then wrote to Col, Boh Tsgersoll about it, and in Jess than thirty daya I had my pupers all right, 3y dear wan,” awid a doctor, as he sat by the bedside of o Wall street specu- lator, *'your oa e is a very serious one,” * 13 other words, I havo sold short,” 1e- plied the patiet. “Tha ly. It is my duty to inform you thut you may not live three days.” “In other words, if the market falls anather peg my broker will sell me out 2" “Tha a it “Wall, it's best to look the situation equare in the face, doctr. I'm going to put np more merein and Bope for & reao- tivn Be' you $100 that my uodertaker is sc00,ed if he bas we booked for May de- livery " It is ne-dless to eay that he will scon be cu the stre t acain Doa’t be Alarmed at Bright'a disenss, Diaveter, or any dlaease of the kidneye, liver or urina- ry organs, aa Hop Bitters will cer- talnly end lastingly care you, aod it 1s tho oaly thir ¢ thar will m to reconsifer his f ths| i rio of Indiana, that he belicved it to ( pamoe is duty to do so, He has, therefore, A ribe this harm r-quested the standivg committee to ‘.u;r sy vk ahio for a timo all on on his letter, aud he ve for chil will oo piy & visit to Indianapolis in STOMACH 4ad forsr, oa el srder that he ruay eeo his duty in the mat. | WATHepas ter more clearly, cotlons, 1= e tetter's b5, fu s Lo g you nee For sale by &'l Diugg.s's ard Dealers gener- A Case not Beyond Help: B wy 16 mse ecd-&w “FOR TABLE USE” The Natural Mineral, KAISER WATER From Birresborn on the Whine RECOMMENDED BY THE HIGHEST MEDI- CAL AUTHORITIES, FRED'K HOLLENDER & CO.? Sole agert or the U, 8, and Canals, 115,117, 113 Elm 8t., New or & AZ 3w OMAHA EDicAL [JiSPENsARy - Offices and parlors over the new Omahg National Bank, 13th, between Farnam and Douglas3treets. A 8, FISHBLATT, M. D., - PROPRIET(R, Dr. Fishblatt can bs Qonsulted Everv Day Exo: pt Fridays and Saturdays, thess two Days being devoted” to His Diznengary gt s Moines, fowa. bpecial attention given to diseases of the THROAT AND LUNGCS, CATARRH, KIDNEY AND BLADDER And Fomale Diseases, as well as A1l Chronio and Kervous Diseases LDR. BLSE IS LT Has Alacoy: red the greatost cure {n the world for woaknoos of he back and limbe, involuntary discharges, impotency, g ‘neral debiity, nervousness, languor, confusion of idens, palpitation of the heart, imldity, trembling, dimness of sight or glddiness, diserscs of the head, throat, nose or skin sfections of the liver, lungs, stomach or bowels—those terrible disorders arls{ng from so itary hab. \to of you b, nd secrct practi o8 moro fatal to tho viotims than the songs of Syrons to the marin et of Uiyaes, blighting thelr most rad ant hopes or_ntl-ipations, renderiag marriage Impos ‘Thoae that are suffering from the evil practices which destroy their mentaland physical sy causing NERVOUS DEBILITY. The sympto.aa of which are dull, distresaod mind, which unfita Dees and soctal duties, makes happy marriagy imposs ble, distressca the action of the heart, causing flushes of hest, do. ression of spirie, evil forebodings, cowardics, fears, dreams, res'loss' nigh dizzlaess, forgettuiness, unnatural discharges, pain {n the back and] hips, short breathing, mel choly, tiro eaily of company and have prefrence to be alone, feeling a3 tired in the morning when retiring, 8:minal weakncs, lost manhsod, whito bone deposit in the urine, tervousness, cog tusion of thousht, trembling, watery and weak eyes, d{-popuh,pomflp«thn, paleness, f"[" b weakness in the limbs, etc.. should consult me immediately and be restered to perfecs health, YOUNG MEN Who have become yictims of solitary vice, that dreadtul aweeps to an untimely grave thousands (f young men of exalted t liect who might otherwise entrance listening senators with the thunders of thelr eloquence or wake to ecstae cy the living Iyre, may call with full confidence. MARRIAGE, Marriod persons or young men contemplating marriage be awaro of physical we knoss, lose; mpotency, or any other disqualification speeilly relleved. He who plac:s him Fishla t may religiou:ly confide In his houor 8a a gentleman, and conf o8 & phyician, ORGANAL WEAKNESS Trumedlately cured and full vigor restored. Thia disirsssing afilic los—which randerslife a bhurden and marriage impoes'ble, 18 tho penslty paid by tho victim for improper lnd iigence. Young peoj are ap to commit exc 8859 tron not belng aware of the dreadfu consequences that may e: Now who that understands this subject will deny that procreation 1s lost s.oner by those falling fnto into improper habits than by pradent? Besides being depriv d of the pleasurs of healthy o springs, the moat serious and destructive symptoms of both body and mind arise. The systom be- comes deranged, the physical and mental functions weaken; Lossof procreative powers, norvous nability, dyspepsia, palpitation of the heart, indigestion,‘jconstitutional debility, wasting of the frame, cough, consumption an1 death. A CURE WARRANTED, Persons ruined in health by unleained pretenders who keep them triflin month after monf It taking polsonous and injurious compounds, should apply immediately, DR, FISHBLATT graduate of one of the most eminent colleges of the Un ted States, hae effacted 8 me of the mosh astonishing cures that were ever known; many troubled with ging In the ears and head, when asloep, great nervousnoss belrg alarmed at certaln sounds, with frequent biushing, sttended seme timos with derangement of the mind were cured immediat TAKE PARTICULAR NOTICE. Dr. F, addrosses all those who have Injnred themselvea by Improper fndulgence ‘and soitéary habitawhich rula both body avd mind, unfltting them for bu nesw, study, soviety or marrlage, These are some of the melanch Iy offc cts produced by the early habita of youth, viz: nese of the back and limb, pains in tho bead and dimaeas of sight, lows of musculat power, palpl. tation of the heare, dyspepaia, nervous Irritability, derangemeas of digestive fanchioas, dsbilty, consumption, ete. PRIVATE OFFICES, OVER THE OMAHA NATIONAL BANK, OMAHA, NEB, CONSULTATION FREE. Charges moderate and withiu the reach of all who need Medical treatmont. Those who res de at & distance and caunot call, will receive promp! through mail by simply sending thier symptoms with postage. Audress Lock Box 3, Omaha, Neb- STEELE, -JJHNSON & CO., WHOLESALE GROCERS AND JOBBERS IN em from performing enelr buste d de otive hab't which annually nd and brillian I {ontifly ention Fiour, 8ait, Sugars, Canned Coods, and All Grocers’ Supplies. A Full Line of the Bast Erands of 7 1GARS AND MANUFACTURED TOBAGCO. sronis for BRNWOOD RAILS AND LAFL-K & BAND POWDER 60 P. BOYER O, ==—-DEALERS IN—— HALL'S SAFE AND LOCK GCO. Fire and Burglar Pr2o &S £, 3BT R & N AULTS, 5n O C© =X o . 1020 Farnham Street, ONVNLAELA. -~ - - N EHE PERFECTION HEATING AND BAKING is only attalned by using +* CHARTER OAK | 8toves and Ranges. WITH JWIRE HAUZE OVER DOORS For sale by MILTON ROGERS & SONS ONE L. EY . ORGAN & CHAPMAN, 1213 Farnam 8t.. Noh FREDERIC COAL. The only Coal mined west of the Mississippi River that is equ in quality to the ROCK SPRING COAL. THE ONLY IOWA COAL That will stock for a year without slacking orZshrinking. \ Pronounced by all the leading brick men In Western Iowa us the very best™, y i coal for burning brick ever used in the Weat, EUREKA COAL AND MINING CO., Frederic, Monroe Co., lowa.