The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, October 17, 1921, Page 14

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Seattle, Vancouver. | © Size 30x3 30x814 32x344 31x4 32x4 NEW FRESH STOCK Final Slash in Premier Tires "B B | This is the final cut in Premier prices, so that we can clear our shelves for 1922 stock. Every tire in this sale is 1921 manufac- ture and carries our regular written guarantee for 7,500 miles. HUSKY DURABLE NON-SKID Non-Skid Inner Tube Non-Skid Inner Tube Size $ 7.45 $1.25 34x4 $14.95 8.75 1.50 33x41% 20.95 10.75 1.50 34x414 21.45 11.95 1.95 85x41% 22.95 13.95 1.95 36x41% 23.95 * 14.75 1.95 37x5 24.95 No War Tax Charged in this Sale EQUITY TIRE COMPANY 1212 Hennepin Avenue, Minneapolis, Minn. Transfers to all Spokane, E ARN IN SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS UP TO $500 A MONTH Automobile, airplane and tractor mechanics; vuleanizers, acetylene We teach you to be an expert so that you can make the biggest kind of money. Our graduates command We are the only automobile and tractor school north of Missouri, which was approved and employed by the U. department for training soldier auto mechanics. Send You can learn attractive well-paying business in a school that has com- S. government war schools—St. Paul, San Francisco and The largest trade school system in America. Modern Auto & Tractor Schools, Inc. Dept. K, 2512 University Ave. (Midway), St. Paul, Minn. $1.95 2.45 2.45 2.45 2.45 2.95 CUT YOUR OWN HAIR EASIER THAN SHAVING COMFORT ECONO: SPEED MY DUPLEX MANUFACTURING CO. Dept. 118 You do not need any experience or practice to use the DUPLEX AUTOMATIC HAIR CUTTER. It comes to you ready for instant use, and five minutes after you receive it you can have your hair cut better than it was ever cut before. The DLPLFA will cut as closely or trim as long ag you wish it to. No clippers or scissors are needed with the DUPLEX; it finishes the work completely. It cuts the front hair long and the back hair short. Trims around the ears, etc. Inside of a very short time you will have to $2.00 for the DUPLEX. The price today is $2.00, but while our present stock lasts we will accept this ad= vertisement the same as $1.00 Cash. Cut it out and send it with ONLY_ $1.00 and we will segd you the DUPLEX AUTOMATIC HAIR CUTTER reiidy for in- stant use, postage Xald to any address. SEND TODAY, GENTS WANTED. \ - | -’ WORRY WASTE EXPENSE DETROIT, MICH. The Leader does not knowingly accept advertising from dishonest people. Our advertisers are worthy of support. WANTED Railway Mail Clerks $1600 to $2300 YEAR Hundreds Needed Men—BOYS OVER 16 5 Ry SHOULD WRITE IMMEDIATELY ¢ STEADY WORK PAID VACATIONS Common education sufficient. / Send coupon today—SURE /" Address.. V4 Sirs: Send me, Railway Mail Clei schedule showing plat Jjobs now open. NO LAYOFFS °° / Name..... Mention the Leader When Writing Advertisers 7’ Frankiin Institute, Dept, 5254, Rochaster, N. Y. without charge, Examination questions; (2) of all coming U. 8. vernment examinations; (3) list of many Government (1) sample Gov- eessssasccranse Cut AND DRIED PROBABLY WAS ELECTED A banker ran for office in Montana and began his first campaign speech thus: “I remember when this country was a howling wilderness.” He hesitated, coughed, hastily look- ed through hlS notes, took a drink of _water and went on: “I repeat, that I remember when . this country was a howling wilder- ness.” Again he stopped, coughed, got réd in the face and took another drink of water. “Yes, yes, go on,” yelled the crowd. But the fact was he had completely forgotten his speech and had such a case of stage fright that he couldn’t figure it out from his notes. ‘He swal- lowed three or four more lumps and began again weakly: “Let me again repeat, I remember when this country was a howling wilderness, and—"’ His voice tapered off in a thin mut- ter and he again gagged and swallow- ed. The crowd began to snicker and someone yelled: “Then what do you remember?” But suddenly his brow cleared and he smiled confidently. Stepping for- ward and sweeping the horizon with his arm like a veteran orator, he be- gan again: “I can remember when this country was a howling wilderness, and I wish to God it was yet!” He bowed profoundly amid ap- plause, stepped down from the plat- form and accepted the congratulations of his friends. * * & AT LEAST THE NUT CROP NEVER FAILS. * * * The “World’s Series” being held be- tween the Giants and Yanks will draw more crowds and get. more newspaper space than the “World’s Disarmament Series” which meets soon at Wash- ington, D. C. This is a sad comment on our sense of values. So says a newspaper editor. But then, the base- ball “World’s Series” has a Babe Ruth and the “World’s Disarmament Series” has no star players, due to President Harding’s failure to appoint any as delegates. i *® ¥ £ A MAN NAMED BONE IS GOV- ERNOR OF ALASKA. HE OUGHT TO BE AUTHOR OF THE REPUB- LICAN TARIFF BILL. * * £l CAUGHT A SUCKER A city guy who had made some derogatory remarks about “rubes,” was challenged as follows. by a farm- er. “I’ll make a bet with you that I can answer any question which I myself propose, but that you can not answer your own questions. First I will ask a question and if I can not answer it myself, you win. But if I do answer it, then you ask a question and try to answer it yourself. If you fail I win. ‘We will take turns till one of us loses.” The city guy agreed. “My first question,” said the farmer, “is this: ‘How did the rabbits dlg those holes over there?’” “That’s your question; now answer it yourself,” said the city guy. “Easy,” said the farmer. dug them from the bottom up.” “Haw, haw, haw,” laughed the city guy. “How, in that case, did they get to the bottom of the holes in the first place?” “That’s your questmn," said the farmer. “Now answer it yourself.” “They PAGE FOURTEEN . 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