The Nonpartisan Leader Newspaper, October 4, 1920, Page 2

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An old farmer down front shook his head. “Don’t you agree with me, brother?” asked the minister. “Well, you might be nght ” said the farmer, “but if you are it’s the first time I ever saw that hired man of mine rushing anywhere.” * ¥ o %k The output of Fords, it is re- ported, has at last caught up with the demand. But not with the number of Ford jokes. * % % “Oh, Lord,” prayed the son of the oil magnate, “make me wealthy and honest.” “But,” he added in an undertone, “make me wealthy first.” EXTRACT FROM Cut and Dried REPORT OF A HERESY HUNTER - October 1—Discovered church hymn book with song of which the following is an extract: “The son of God goes forth to war, A golden crown to gain, His blood-red banners stream afar, ‘Who follows in his train ?” This is undoubtedly Bolshevik prop- aganda. Steps have been taken al- ready to alter the text and make it read “light blue banners.” Warrant has been issued for the arrest of the author, who will be deported. October 2—Discovered that author of the hymn in question died 200 years ago. We would have arrested him if he had still been alive. * * * “Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their party,” ran the old typewriter practice line. The fund raisers have amended this by striking out the word “good” and substituting the word “wealthy.” £ * * The Irishman was coming back from Canada, rather unsteady on his pins and with suspicious locking bulgy places over his right and left hips. He fell into an open basement door and as he picked himself up and patted his legs to see that they weren’t broken his hand came into contact with some- thing wet. And the Irishman made a fervent wish: “I hope it’s blood,” he said. *® * * ¢ The true condition of affairs, in relation to getting big campaign contributions, seems to be that the Republicans could ‘have them if they would and the Democrats would have their\tif tlley could. % “Sweet are the uses of adversity,” murmured the housewife, as she mno- ticed that Mr.-I. Skinnum had gone “broke” trying to corner the sugar market. * & % HEADLINES WE NEVER SEE: War Profiteer Jailed. Candidate Doubtful of Victory. Police Capture Bank Bandits. Judge Admits Mistake. Prices Haze D:opp:d. “When I hear that a candidate is just like Washington, Webster, Lin- coln and Roosevelt,” said the old grouch, “I figure he has about as much class as the street corner dudes I see imitatin’ Char:l.ey ghaplin.?’ * “After us the deluge,” remarked the French emperor. A good many “wets” weuld like to vote for him for president. CAMPAIGN “ISSUES” ‘money diggers,’ their methods rather rash. 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