New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 25, 1929, Page 8

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Times Newsstands, Entrance 4%nd Btreet. ‘The Herald Tork at Square; Grand Centri —————————— The greatest of winter sports: Keeping the old furnace working. Standardized trafic rules have much to commend them. But what we need are standardized pedes- trians. When Mr. Hoover reached Fiorida | he asked solicitously about the fu- | ture of the G. O. P. in the South. Can that be regarded as the first political gun of 19527 The perils of bus operation was exemplified in & pew light when & New Haven locomotive hit one of the vehicles of its subsidiary, the New | Fagland Transportation Co. This will be once. where the aggrieved bus company won't sue for damages. Down in New York the police are | said to have told all speakeasy pro- prietors to sell good liquor or close | up. That's a new way the police have | of protecting the public. | There are more Indians in Okla- | homa than in sny other state, and to date none of them has been im- peached for anything. “Thrift week” is & fine thing to think about with all these automo- bile payments, radio payments, and dector bills coming due, to mention | only a few of the things that put the | rift in thrift. A SMALL CLAIMS COURT Although the {1dea of a small claims court for this city has been almost fully discussed in former years, nothing has been donme about it. On the principle that to get something done one must keep ever- lastingly at it, State Representative Thure Bengaton plans to be the medium for once agsin advancing the plan in the Legislature, and we trust that this time something tangible will result. At present small claims can be presented in the city court; but un- less they amount to more than around $100 or wo the costs of pro- cedure and lawyers' fees usually total more than the claim. Conse- quently small claims customarily are entirely ignored by litigants. A small claims court, although not | eliminating costs altogether, would reduce them so radically that it would be worthwhile for a litigant | to. present them for collection. A debate on prohibition took place in the eity the other day and if that isn’t enough to cause a chuckle of merriment then we'll willingly listen once more to the 398 Scotch jokes that try to insinuate a Scotch- man thinks a dime is as big as a cartwheel. Prohibition is something that | provokes more words and provides | fewer facts than any topic in the | checkered history of mankind. Es- pecially fs this true in Washington, | where statesmen are dry and wet, as | occarion demands. We have contributed words upon the | subjoct without making it one whit | to buy a drink. nor one iota difricult. | inis debate on DEBATING ON PROHIBITION } | | ourselves | prohibition was in that s expreted the contestants to their contentions. Nothing that Pas cver eonfronted man is more ularly funny the JHiicult than te preve a contention out prohibitien, Not even a hoot- I zer ean prove anything abo ¢ pro- The d helieve hibition. molsis anu what wets werely they prefor 1hout it The only way to prove anythi abont prolibition is o taste the S, The other day a man told us he had “built” the best homehrew ever made. We asked him fo proye it and he invited us domicile. Like a trucblue up to his American upholding the Constitution and the Volstead Act made by man thanks. The debate referred to farled to b cause thers over cuerthing el W dechined with pro- . probably a complete suer ~as no dence” in the place, Acfinite * | take anl ! knows, and we rather think that in newspaper boys about what was dis- cussed. It Latin-American relations, business and political, are worth cultivating—as Messrs. Lindbergh and Hoover secmed to have indicat- ed—then it is equally necessary to !keep Morrow in close touch with the so-called Mexican situation and {help the politicians there from think- wreck, he gets all the blame. He may |ing up new ways to irritate the oil have been trying hard to obey or- |well owners. ders and keep his train running | according to schedule; he may have |T! had a bad roadbed to contend with; | Dynamite lurks in the agricultural or a split rail; or what not. But so | tariff, so far as our foreign relations | long he has been removed from jare conceincd. Twe nations on this the scene he is bound to be Llamed ‘lnmlsphcrc especially—Canada and by the railroad company. | Argentina—believe that the large Some day a BBAMING THE ENGINEER In announcing that the rallroad wreck near Torrington was caused by the cngincer going too fast, New Haven officials play perfectly safe. No denial by the engineer is forth- coming. He is dead. We have noticed that almost al- ways, when an engincer is killed in a HE AGRICULTURAL TARIFF railroad company, | population in the United States re- atter & wreck. will magnanimously |quires some of their produce, and the blame upon its own they sce no reason why they should | shoulders. But not in this generation. | be hampered with what they term |unreasonablyhigh tarift walls. $20 A TR What is a tres worth to a city? | ctraordinary New Haven, the City of Eims | manufactur has a board of public works which | States. They good customers fo! 300ds from the United | elp industry greatly, The nation « ot afford to create addition it knows what it is talking | retaliation by virtually shutting out Both Cannda and Argentina arc! | about. There are 23.313 trees in New Haven, and the board has valued | them at $466,260, or $20 each. This is a small estimate, There are | innumerable residenters who value their products. Yet the urge is strong to protect American agriculturits, We face a peculiar situation. The people in the manufacturing cities will be more interested in keeping on g00d business terms with such fine |the New Haven valuation figur | Britain and what are they worth? | | nearly every. session of the Legisla- a good tree in front of their homes at $1,000 or more. Why not? It takes | customers than in urging Congress a tree around 20 years to mature; |to increase the tarift walls against $1 |agricultural products from these na- [tions, This may be a sectional and | selfish view, but any other is scarce- ly possible. a year for cach tree. Location and street make a difference. Nobody can plant a matured tree in front of property; only saplings can be planted, and then there is a long TROLLEY SHELTERS wait until the tree is grown. The movement originating in| How many trees are there in New | Plainville that the Connecticut com- pany be induced to rebuiid ita wait- ing rooms along its routes should | succeed. The dilapitated stations at cross roads which teday mar the THE BIRTH CONTROL BILL | right of way are uscless. The effect In offering a bill in the Legislature | upon the public is one of bad will. having as its ohject the legality of | No trolley patron, glimpsing the giving birth control information un- | average junk heap that passes for a der certain circumstances, State | trolley shelter in the country, can do | Senator Christ did so without com- |otherwise than be irritated. ment, except to make it plain he [It would be better to have nothing at | presented the bill on behalt ot a! The costs of rebuilding such constituent or some organization. | shelters would be comparatively in- Every senator or representative is |significant. asked to present bills of variousthe bills from the snow fund, which sorts, and merely because he accedes | 0 far has been untouched. to the request and delivers the bill to the legislative hopper does non] mean that he approves or opposes the proposcd legislation. A Dbirth control bill This is a tip for Chairman Dobson of the board of public works. GOOD; MORE SIDEWALRS Casual drivers through the outly- | ing sections have no doubt been | gratified to note the increasing num- ber of sidewalks which have been | 1aid down along streets which hither- to lacked them. Sidewalks have been constructed along lots, Or; which formerly was not bobs up at ture. The primary object is to pro- | vide discussion when it reaches a | committee. No sort of bill is more likely to bring forward more ardent defenders or opponents. They usually have a good hectic time sidewalks that have | speaking about it, some of the talk bcen put down the past year are sees print, and then that usually lsl.i"sl as much cvidences of progress the end of it. as the construction of buildings or houscs. And as a rule the sidewalks are the certain precursors of other | improvements, vacant acreage commnion. | The imany FIVE-CENT CIGARS This talk about bringing back a | good five-cent cigar reminds us that the Thomas Marshall, when vice- A NEW PARK president, held that the chief need | Proof that New York is not so | of the country was this boon to | badly governed as critics sometimes amoking humanity. But in spite of | claim is shown in the action of the the elaim that if more Sumatra Board of Estimates in approving a wrappers could be brought into the | resolution authorizing the immediate country a better five-cent cigar | Purchase of a tract of 350 acres in would result, we feel inclined to be |Queens borough, to be converted in- skeptical. {to a public park. Not much conver- The fact is, there alrcady are so- | Sion will ‘be necded, however, as the called five.cent cigars on the |tract alreadyis about all an ideal market; perhaps they do ,mgjpark need to be—possessing rolling masquerade in Sumatra wrappers, |hills, woodlands and a small lake but they are wrapped in something |fed by numerous Dbrooks. The city Facts and Fancies ‘The pearly gates probably didn't impress Rickard after some of the gates he has seen. How gloriously the apples must have been polished when Greece was in her glory! Short history of the rise and de- cay of a new civilisation: Booms, bums, bombs. The tee in that little thing the ball rests on. The tee-hee is that little thing the amateur yearns to use his club on. Remors>: An uneasy fecling that you didn’t rcmove all the tracks. If he sits on the back of his neck to drive, he calls his dad “Pater™ and will lack only one ycar of graduating. The country still rests on a solid foundation. You never hear about a January sale of overalls, How unfortunate that the only people who know how to run the country should have turned out to be magazine writers. Tt the railroads think their true value is the sum that would be re- quired to replace them, we'd like to sell them our old car. Americanism: A conviction thar it would be evidence of fll-breeding to treat a rich law-breaker as a mere chiminal is treated. Nature is wise, and the anima most dispozed to sin is the one best arranged for spanking. A hick town is a place where everybody agrees that fhe widow 1s foolish to =spend her money that way. There's always a bright side, ana modern man’ divorce indicates that houses have improved. 1] - The office wet scorns the hypo- | ersy of “dry” politicains, and yet | he combs his curly hair over bald spot. hiis At ! *“You can make $100 a week by | drawing.” says an ad. You can b drawing cowds, perhaps. A critic says real tirst appeared over the this country it first appcared over | the back. fence. | The only certain thing about the new cabinet is that some 50 million people will say: “Who is the worta is he?” A grrat executive is a man who has sense enough to show the rah- bit to the dog and let mature take its course. | Corract this sentence: *““Just be- cause a man disagrees with me, said the reformer, “I don’'t accuse him of hindering the causc of righs- eousncss,” Copyright 1920, Publishers Syndieate, 2 Year; Agow i' oday The building inspector, chief of insurance | willingness to get o | boarding | m in literature | ¢ will be forwarded to New York. AT ANY RATE, SRE KEEPS US GUESSING! The graybeard scientist surmises That women's feet have grown two sizes Since 1890, but we'll bet Her feats have increascd faster yet! WON'T DISTURB ANYBODY! Uncle Ezra: “My nephew, the av- iation student, writes me as how he his first ‘solo’ on Wednesday. He was 2.000 feet'in the air.” Uncle Benn: “Well, if a fellow is going to practice singing, that's the place for him to.do it! WHEN BLACK IS READ Tt Sells’ Jself? Salesmen offer stocks and bonds, original and rare, And tell me if T buy them I'll be- come a millionaire; Though I'm apt to be conservative, T'm dabblin’ on one, FFor' 1 take the daily offerings of Consolidated Fun! | —Frank Miell. PR Puppy Tove! The first Kiss thrilled me with a| thrll | Than which there's been no better, | And bound my sixteen summers fast Within a silken fetter. | They said that 1'd get over it. Oh, well, I've ceased to moan {“Twas puppy love—perhapa it was, | But HOW THAT ruUp HAS | GROWN! Nancy Dusbury. . | Modern Playwriting! Goosey, Goosey Gander, Whither do yon wander? downstairs, dy’s chamber, There a modern playwright by ap- pointment. found me, | And wrote at my suggestion a Led- room farce around me! | —~F. H. D. and in my PROPS? ! Gordon: “The doctor said 1 was| fit as a fiddle, Emily: “H probably referred to| your bowleg: —Mary Bessman. Papular American bird: The Comadian swallow! IN LILICUTIAN LAND The Island Within? Pearlie. four years old, made an | overnight visit to a little friend re- contly, Upon her return home her moth- | “Did you get loncsome at | Pearlie?” | . mamma.” replied Pearlie, ‘they didn't have any of sadly. that?"” —A. A Carrier. . . Tnquired! addenly year-old Ella, “Mamma tle kittens get horn Vi “Why-—er—why, 1 don’t know,| dcar,” answered mother, at a loss for a reply. “Well."” countered Ella, “when 1| gct grown up and get married 1l |have an educashun so that when| my little girls ask me questions ] | can answer them.” — Lonise asked T-1 how do lit- rchett, Farmer. Jonen: “Nope. Nows:. of my family ever ‘went on the stage!™ —Elsie W. Baehr, “Meet me at half past seven,” she | teld the young man. % And so0 at half past .seven that evening the young man found the beautiful lady waiting for him. It you liked that one, come around some time and we'll tell you about some property-in Florida you might be interested in! SAVES HIM! Kohler: “My wife has had th color of her ‘hair ghanged again.” Mitchell: *Jsn’t that the limit of foolishness on the part of these women " 2 . Kohle: y boy, it's the greatest benefit yet. No matter what shade of hair she finds on my ceat now I tell her it's one of her old ones!" —Samuel Haggin. Pcople who say women patronize barber shops as much as men must forget how much they patronize men! (Capyright, 1928, Reproduction Forbidden). wash its paper money and put it ‘back in circulation? The word “catheiic”? As: It means general or universal Q. Which of the larger cities of the United States are not in coun- tiea? A. Among the cities not in coun- ties are Baltimeére, Maryland; St Louis, Mo.: Washjngton, D. C.; and the following infiependent citics in Virginia: Charlottesville, .Cliften Forge, Alexandria, Staunton, Lynch- burg, Petersburg, Winchester, Rich- mond, Norfolk, Norfolk., Portsmouth, Danville, Reanoke, Harrisonburg, Fredericksburg, Newport News and Bristel. Q. What is the origin eof the word negro? 3 A. It is from the Latin “niger" meaning black. The werd came into the Fnglish language from the Spanish traders in the early days of the negro slave trade. Q. What is meant by the “night population” of a city? A. Night population means the number of persons who actually dwell in the area mentioned as dis- tinguished from those who are em- ployed there during the day. Q. How can a stuffed “deer head” be cleansed? A, Wipe it with a slightly damp- ened cloth. Tf greasy wipg with a cloth aaturated in gasoline, Q. What is the spectre of the Brocken? lof what | negro s | Unele | mosphere, but they STIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer to any tion of fact or information by g to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureay 1322 New York avenue, Washington, enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital afivice eannot be given, nor can ex- tended research be undertaken. Al other questions will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- 1ot be answered. All letters are con- fidential.—Editor. Q. prize night rings A. According to the. revised Marquis of Quensberry rules, the ring must be not less than 16 fect | nor more than 24 feet square. At the present time the majority of pro- fessional fights are held in 20 foot rings. Q. A% What is the regulation size for 1s Larry Semon dead? | He dicd of pneumonia, Oc- | tiber 8, 1928 . Q. How large is the memorial | candle made for Caruzo? A It is 16 feet h feet in cireumference at the base and taper- ing to 18 inches at the hs one ton and cost $3 I be burned one day cach year (AUl Saints Day, November 1) at| this rate it is estimated that it will last 18 centuries. | Q. MHow old is the city of Paris, Prance? A.* There are no accurate histori- | cal data about the foundation of | Paris. The .carlicst note on Paris occurs in Julius Cacsar's commen- taries, in which it is described. under the name of Luettia, as a collection of mud huts. composing the chief settlement of the Parisii. a Gallic tribe conquered by the Romans. Q. How is gasnline produced and chemical elements is it composed ? A. @asoline is. chicfly produced by the fractional distillation of re- finable crude petrolenms, containing a large proportion of paraffin hy- drocarhons, 1. is also obtained by the mo-called “cracking” process, hy the condensation of natural gas, and from oil-bearing shales, soline consists mainly of the chemical clements carbon and hydrogen. Q. How many negroes are prin- cipals in the cast of the motion pic- ture “Uncle Tom's Cabin™? A. The only principal who is & mics B Lowe who played om. There were many negroes in the pioture to give at- were not of A. It is an optical phenomenon, first observed from the peak of the Rrocken, in the Harz mountains, presenting a huge shadowy image of spectator projected upon the “Doce the United States still ts about the summit. often with ! encircling prismatic colors. Q. What is the value of a United States large copper cent dated 15482 A. From 1 to 15 centn. Q. Wow old is “Buddy” Rogers of the movies? A. Twenty-four years old. Q. When was Christianity intro- diiced inte England? A. The Romans introduced Christianity into Fngland when they conquered the island hetween the years 43 and §¢ A. D. Qbservations On The Weather Washington, Jan. 25.—Forecast for Southern New England: Snow or sleet, changing to rain this af- ternoon or touight, probably cle; ing Saturday morning, rising tem- perature tonight, colder Saturday; incrensing east and southeast winds, shifting to westerly late tonight and probably reaching gale force. Torecast for Eastern New Rain tonight, changing to flurrics and colder late tonight in west portion. Saturday partly clondy and colder; snow flurries in north and central portions; fresh to strong shifting winds becoming westerly and renching gale force tonight. Conditlons: The storm activity noted yesterday over the Missixsippi volley, southern Texas and New Mexico developed into a large disturbance of considerable ex- tent and energy. It moved north, northeastward and centers. this Central | region. ver the Ohie valley, Appalachisn districts and .the east Guif" states, Temperatures are yising from the Qhio valley eastward but are falling 1apidly between Obilo and the Rocky mountains, Areas of high pressure overlie the southern Plains states and the Canadian northwest. Ris- ing temperatures will change the snowstorm into a - rain storm’ for southern New England. : Conditions favor for this vicinlty snow turning to rain ith rising temperature and followed by clear- ing saturday. Temperaturcs yesterday: High 56 38 36 4 54 Atlanta Atlantic City Poston .. Chicago . Cincinnati Denver Detroit Duluth .. Hatteras . Kansas City '. Los Angeles . . Miami Minneapolis Nantucket New Haven . New Orleans . New York . ‘Washington St. Louis . DECISION TO BE GIVEN Key West, Wa., Jan. 25 (P—TVed- cral Judge Clarence Hale: of Port. land, Me., appointed arbitrator in the Walter Fletcher 8mith claim against the Cuban government for $2,500,000, said on landing heré yes- terday frem Havana that he had heard evidence on both sides and would hear arguments and give his decigion at Portland in.two montlis. Judge Hale visited the Cuban see. retary of state and President Ma- chado Wednesday in company with the American ambassador. He said he was impressed with the courtesy of both men. Judge Hale refused to make any comment on the case. He s leaving today for Portiand, Unsightly Pimples cleared away in two weeks Taunton, Mass.—“I have always had an unusually complex- ion until & short time ago when & number of nnlifhtly gimple\ appeared on my face. tried every kind of soap I could think of, but with no satisfactory re- suiis, Then I read about Resinol Soap and Ointment, and began at once to use them. In two weeks' time my skin was as clear and smoot ever.” (Signed) Eilliz Enos. In many homes where Resinol was first used to correct skin trouble, it is now the only soap used for the toilet, bath and shampoo. Aided by Resinol Oint. ment it tends to keep the skil and hair natusaily lovely, 4¢ druggists, e‘sinhzl WHAT MEN HAVE BUILT You have often wantud to know details of the famous buildings and tructures thot you read phuut pitol Bulldin Btatue of Liberty Tow mids, Vatican. Our Washington teresting hulleting cal the I below and send for it: from day the Washington Mon in New York harbor; the Leaning Tower of Plsa; the Taj Malal, the Sphinx, the Pyra; commiled_one of its informat BUILDINGS taine many interesting detafls abuut all these buildings. to day: the White ment: the Lincoln the Woolworth House, tie Memorial; the Building; the FEifful o and o CTURES. Tt con- ¥ill out the coupon AND STRU - o= (LIP COUPON AERE~— == o o - TORY EDITOR, Washirgton Bureau, New Britain Herald, New York Avenue, Washington, D, c. |v want a.copy of the bulletin FAMOUS BUILDIN and enclose herewith fve centa in loose, un stampe, or coin, to cover postage and handling cosis: NAME STRELT AND NUMEBER that looks like brown paper, and at least they scll for the lowly nickel While the cigar industry, and the tobacco growers, are having their say before the ways and means com- mittee of the House in Washington, we have noted once again why the cigar business isso low down it look: sovernment was a good bargainer, [too, the origanal price asked having | {been $12,000 an acre, this being re- |duced to $4,000 and$5,000 an acre. | Tt will be a surprise to many of | the residents of the provinces, who { visit New York on business and a | !g00d time occasionally, to learn that | ‘police, and building commission were | present at the Lyccum yesterday af- ternoon as the performance ended | and watched 800 spectators file out | in four minutes. This is considered | very good, especially since the fire | escapes and fire exits were not used. | Tn many blocks the committee has | found rear verandas but no ladders. The Stamley building is felt to be sufficient importance to appear in the cast. Q. s there ar odor of henzine The Little Scorpions’ Club e way to take the from -a granite "the dry like the business end of a lawn |there is any such land left in the | mower. Cigarette ads scem to have | City for park purposes. This having | doubled since the tobacco hearing jbeen established, one feels like | started. | congratulating the city in taking ad- Another thing that hurts the cigar | Vantage of the opportunity. | them. | And a New Britain autoist, driv- tobacco-growing HAYE SEPKRATED\ fastnesses of the Connecticut valley | ast summer, reported that half the | Producer and Wife, Blanche Sweet, | cigarettes, including We think the tobacco growing in- | business is that women don't smoke | _— NEILANS DENY THEY ing through the workers seemed to he snvol\"mgi in Accord—I ¢ the managers. | SOOMARior | Yoots | Faith in Husband | | ¢ Hills, Cal, Jan., 25 (®— | Blanche Sweet, sereen actress, wife {of Marshall Neilan, motion pictu dircctor, last night emphatically de- nied recent reports in Hollywoold film circles that she and her hus- band had separatcd. Simultancous- she declared her utmost faith at Neilan will be able to prove himself innocent of charges made against him in a divorce action suit filed by Jim Tully, screen and fic- tion writer, In a cross complaint o a divorce wetion filed by Mrs, Margaret Tully. he writer accused Mrs, Tully of unfaithfulness and named Neilan dent. Triends of M ntly reported that Neilan and fold them was no possiblity of a recon- dustry, if only for the sake of .-m-i‘ pearances, should at least hand out free cigars to the help—but not in- cluding the women and children. | MORROW ON THE MORROW We confess to having been a little the prospect that who pacificd alarmed over W, Mexico for ti Dwight Morrow, administration, would he wasted in the next presidential cabinet, where men are men bu not fheard from more than once & week—exeept i the case of Andrew W. Mellon, first « who somchow hits the very other day, thanks to 1e a certainty that Mr. Morrow wii 1w, Now we learn that it is ro- Mr. Tully Sweet said My, Neilan in his Also T am certain are no zrounds sneh nd that Mr, N n will be prove him=elf wcent of wain in the ancient capital which Kiszes the clouds, confinninz as onr naned amlias woof zood will and finan- fions for eial efficioney { The man who turned the Mexican | ahble 1o Tthem Ehe added that it that gorvernment mto a Yankee lovinz in- fitution almect o SRse Al A- ipital he o ueh e to 1 reports 1 ehane he made fo retain his Mexican ¢ our tyler i 1he ed to za out of tha in achicve more eity i€t friends m day or two Tully divore l"fl"”‘lr * Ehe declared that their home. which is up for sale, had heen the compulsion to zay nothing to the |on the market for “several month: ad for the nation than sitting in at #fter the a cabinet mecting and heing und mepely | charges were | Mr. fire trap, puke and simple. The se- lectmen’s and town clerk’s offices are located here. The vault housing the clerk’s records is felt to be un- able to withstand a fire Rev. Tucyan Rojnowski. pastor of the Polish church. stated today that |it is proposcd ta hold the dedication of the new edifice on Sunday, Feb- ruary 28, when Rishop Tierney and a large number of priests will be present. Tt is expected that speeches will iy made in both Polish and FEnglish. The rew church the handsomest and costlicst build- ings in the city, costing about 83,000, The present church building on Orange street will be converted into a school. six line officérs of the local e affected by the new ruling regarding the w army uniforms. about 2300, Articles of incorporation of the Beth Alom Cemetery © nssociation were filed in the town elerk’s office today hese will - cost Tt is a voluntary association ! for the care and maintenance of the Jewish cemeotery on Allen street. Amonz the incorporatars are M. Horwitz, A. Kieenherg, R. Myerson. Maz. L. Gans, L. Lipman, and wdelzon, armigned Iatter tried el on then took them to one Officers . wher broke 1ing down the station sta ontfooted all purs colared man. who clu taile ard clowed him hers canzht him Withont New P hard zame to the New York at fhe Tha attandance n MR azain tied 1 the rifle TOMOC A Reers won r< exeept a to his cont- Then Tlell- and grabbed him. i the lineup. Ain backethall team lost a a4 s of asne last might Streets 1 Nettleton “haot at {he night, and shant-off. Tieers and Saturd They make a pleasant hour's read- ing—Herald Classified Ad dept. among | of regulation | | | | HEARD! { By 1. W. Nicholss | It ye pull many like the ahove on the Judge we arc liable to be cited for contempt of court! | The last time we were before the | Judge he gave us 30 days for being | drunk and 30 days for contempt of | court. T asked the Judge how 1 had contempted the court, and the Judge said that was because 1 hadn't left at least a drink in the | bottle. [ Well, T didn’t like the idea of an- | other 30 days in the Street Clean- |ing Department, neither did T like to waste good liguor on just a city Judge. Thirly days is a long time, 0 I finally decided to give the Judge a drink. ) i Removing one of my wodtlen | 1 gave him a good shot of | 1t was prime evil cognac| shots was cnough to | ) days for my von-\I props, | cognac. tempt. Then T got to thinking that 1 didn't want to nd 30 days in jail, so 1 gave the Judge a coupla more shots. The Judge insisted that 1 join in and be sociable. C(me drink led to another. and 1 had the Judge Then we de liberation the next day Judze in the | hsmissing my cided fo celehrate my When 1 woke up they had me and the same cell! case NOT THE PLACE! | Tourist try hams?"” “Have you got any roun-l T am a reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD, By Fontaine Fo “STINKY "DAVIS, (WHO GETS $QRE EVERY TIME THE ¢LUB TURNS HIM DOWN FoR MEMBERSHIP), HAS HIT oN A VERY - INGENIOUS STUNT -To GET THE €LUB IN DUTCH . .