New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 28, 1928, Page 12

Meaths The. & Mowth. .ytessd ot the Pest Office at New Bru @6 o0 Secod Clase Mail Matter. TELEBPHONS CALLS Business Office .... 938 Faiterlal Roome ““The ouly profitable edvertising medium | . " (il win the pennant | promises which may | W the City. Circulstion books and press Teom aiways opes to edvertisers. “Pre Associated Press o exclusl o ‘0068 G0 thie use for re-publicatle E pewe credited to it or Dot of i :;M in_this paper and also locy ‘sews published therein. Momber Audit Buress of Cieslativn The 4 B. C is & oationa) organizatios £ turntshes Dewspapers and sdver: tloers witn & strict ot | eirculation. Our circulation etatistics are :sased Opon this audit This imsures pro- toction -against fraud 1n mewspaper _tributlon figures to both uationsl “tocal advertisers. ity s New | o e iege. Nowasase Time Square; Schults’s Newsstands, Eatrance | Grand Central, ¢Ind Strest. i- Jgst when it had been generally Pelieved {hat John Coolidge was | {hrough being written up on the first | page-the young man had to be an | detupant ~ of an automobile that fgured in a collision. Now the young map:is in for more publicity, due to fhe rigors of the law which will re- “{uire testfmony as to what caused the swash-up. Being a President's #on s indeed a hard life. ' Zhe report that Coolnel Lindbergh <f8 ‘Interested in a show girl is pure 2 eks-agentry. It will have been not- *l4 fnat the dispatch took care to mebtion the name of the show the dear @i’ was idenified with (143 ine producer sho glorities by | “peing 1n jt. 11 the press associations | .are not yet thoroughly aware of the | Bést’bet for the colonel’s sweetheart let it here be stated that she is the .daughter.of a famed New York - banker. and °. The newspapers are getting loaded “down with campaign state- Cinents every day. One reader in town | *i nearly going blind reading all of .#t and admits he knows very little “more about the: real issues than when he started. more |La Follette third party machinery |paign are of RAISING THE MONEY ‘1f tHe raising of money for the Réa Cross dufing the présent emer- fs in New Britain this notable or- | “ganizition will find itself unable to supgfion in Florida or Porto Rico with its accusfonied zeal. This:is sottething worth weighing when the subject comes up. **New Britain has had a quota of | <mot-Jess than $5.000. It has produced “Wnly:$1,000 so far. If all ather cities | better it means the Red Cross “¥ill.be only one'fifth as effective as it was during the Mississippi flood #nd ‘other disasters. It needs at least . The ° money must be | | | | HOLDUPS | “The, Cathole road s turning info A GRAND FINISH ing & campaign. But here are the One of the most exciting conclu- | dolorous facts: The printed publicity sions that ever embellished a big |being sent out by the Republican league baseball race is under way.|committee is duly and unmistakably Of course, that means that the St. ’mu‘flbed with the union label, de- Louis Cardinals and the New York |noting the printing was done by | Glants are staging the performance. |union labor in some closed shop The number of telephone calls re- | plant ceived at the Herald office renrdh\gl A recent letter of the Founders | the progress of the games in the | Association, No. 463, seems dis- last few days reminded one of a |satisfied with the party platfornu | world serles. | “Both platforms play for the mythi- Just as there are people who dis-{cal union vote,” runs a sub-heading. Yankees win the Which is too bad Union leaders, |like seeing the pennant in the American league, on | the says letter, tion of railroads does not proceed at !a greater pace. Fccts and Fancies By ROBERT QUILLEN Thrift urges you to save your cake until you are too old to eat it. The installment plan cuts a slice while vyou still have an appetite. There's one poverty. Your nice cilhdren thing about | don't feel | | disgraced if you fail to live up to it. gency is as dificult everywhere as it | th score that they have been on top through, so there are people who like in the National. . The Giants lost « hig opportunity h the Cardinals ship. Tnstead of only half of a yesterday to tic for the leagne lea that, by winning | double header while the Cardinals as | scheduled game, 1t looks lil win that pen- usual their they dropped behind. the Cardinals will nant. Several years ago the Cardinals won the pennant and a world series with Roger Hornsby piloting them. Since then Hornshy got the gate as of a squabble and M this won the result Kechnie has the year. Which gives us the impression that any good manager can win a pennant if he happens to have the right kind of team at his disposal. boys in tow THE WESTERN VOTE Governor Smith has been told by no less a personage than the gov- ernor of North Dakota that 80 per cent of the farmers of that great grain state are going to vote the Democratic ticket; that the Non- League, dominating the state, favors him; that he himself, formerly a Republican, is off the 0. P. Senator ¥ partisan G reservation. zier of North Dakota, visiting Herbert Hoover, stiuation in North Dakota is dubious. at's as far as the senator would g0, but it seems to mean much. Conditions in South Democratic candidate has been told, are like in its sister state. Tn Mon- tana, where mixed with mining, there is so much doubt outcome that both sides the state, Senators Walsh, pa agriculture is about the are claiming and Follette third Wheeler and the La of 1924, are {known to be mostly for Smith, Wisconsin has been knocked galleywest by the prohibition cam- paign. Every time a speech by Mrs. Willebrandt sees print in that state more votes are made for Smith. The in the state is all Smith, although voung La Follette himself has not yet come out with an announcement. Here are at least four northwest- ern states which it is reasonable to "believe yield more than a fighting | heartily chanee to the Democratic candidate. As Smith's train rolled along big |signs were plastered along the line. They read in substance that wheat cost $1.80 to produce and was sell- ing for around half that much. And that's the thing that is helping the Democrats. Big crops and low prices are the most serious factor in the northwestern campaign. TRAV HIRD CLASS In America we travel all one wj escept we can go Pullman at a little higher Anybody in America can buy a berth in a sleeper and rate, says the | | Dakota, the “want specific promises and poli- ticians are willing to give general | be later on |turned into specific effect. Neither | the Republican nor the Democratic | party had a word to say about | unionism except in _laudation and | enthusiasm.” Ete. What doesn’t satisfy about Hoover is his statement that, ed my living with my own hands, 1 cannot have other than the greatest | sympathy with the aspirations of |those who toil.” And then the entire Hoover statement on labor is quoted, | winding up with: “The Republican platform gives ‘Having earn- | A town isn't dead until its enly hope of publicity is to send out a story about a cat adopting a pup or {a chicken. Don't be too proud of your virtue. A wind-broken old horse doesn’t run away because jt's easier to stand | still Darn styles! When a youngster wears a shirt with a low V neck, you don’t know whether to call him “Miss” or “sissy." inw pledge of the party to the sup- (= [port of labor. 1t endorses the prir jciple of collective freedom in labor negotiations. W stand also pledged to the curtail- | ment of excessive use of the injunc- tion in labor disputes.” t Then the letter turns to Al Emith's views on labor. He “Likewise com- | mends the unions,’ runs the sub-title. | He does 50 even more definitely than | the Republicans. “We | the principle of collective bargaining, | which alone can put the laborer | upon a basis of fair equality with the | employer; for the human principle that labor is not a commodity; for | fair treatment to government and | federal employes; and and immediate attention problems of unemplo; Then, Mr. Smith added, and |it is duly quoted: There have been “grave abuses in the issuance of in- | junctions in labor disputes.” The Founders Association, of course, is woefully disatistied with all {of this. It is sore, disgruntled, irri- ! tated beyond measure, | But after quoting | serious | ment.” both sides in ‘(hls fashion, what is the Association | going to do about it? ‘H is written |in both platforms and hoth candi-’ dates have heartily approved what is &0 written and have gone even bargaining and | declare for | for specific | to the | It is brutal to make fun of idiots. They really think they can clear a traffic jam by tooting their horns. Note to Al: No horse ever won a race while switching flfes. 1f amateurism is to be preserved undefiled, rich dads must arrange to have more vigorous sons. Alas! If you're too decent to read 'about a nasty crime and form an opinion, you are certain to be drawn on the jury. Americanism: Resenting the fact | that the menu fs printed in French; | keeping still about it lest people |think you a low-brow. | Writing a play is hard work. Think how many you must attend in | order to steal your stuff. | Terrible new weapons can't pre- {vent war. When man invented the | spear, he invented a shleld to stop it Young intellectuals would be ideal lawmakers for a country inhabited ! solely by young intellectuals, + | | turther in their personal statements. | Most people think that the two | presidentlal candidates in this cam- 4 wonderfully {type, and that the country is for- ! tunate in having such pair to choose from; that it is vext to im- | possible to make a mistake. But Founders Association the labor statements. the Is displeased at and the labor Something has gone wrong. How fs it, anyhow, that it had so little in- | fluence in fixing up the planks and getting the candidates to talk less nonsense? Looks as if it cannot con- planks trol enough votes, or something. Or imaybe it doesn’t contribute enough to the campaign funds, | = i STEAM AND ELECTRICITY. ‘ While electrification is receiving much attention in some of railvoads parts of the country, and especially {in some Itravel is a ftactor, cities where New England is suburban high | Note to scenario writers: When the hero turns his back and leaves forever, the deserted female must {hold out her arms. It's a law or something. At forty you begin to realize that vote for righteousness doesn't change anything except the name of the office holder. —_— | A campaign witheut mud is one | in which the candidates are too dig- nified fo notice the nasty things | done by their supporters. Some standards are funny. If a bootlegger dilutes his poison with water, so it won't kill, that is called | dishonesty. This makes five times in fifty-two vears, all good Democrats know, |when the Maine clection hasn't meant a darned thing. 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How is the number of immi- grants admitted to this country trom the various European coun- tries determined each year? Are they allowed to come any time or must they wait, a certain number being permitted to enter each month? A. The various laws of the United 8tates provide that the an- nual quota of any country or na- tionality shall be two per centum of the number of foreign-horn in- dividuals of such nationality, res! dent in constitutional United States, as determined by the United States census of 15890. This annual quota for each country or nationality can- not be filled until the tenth month of the year {8 up. This is to pre- vent an unwarranted rush of immi- grants at the beginning of the year. Fifty per cent of the annual quota for any country {s reserved for im- immigrants entitled to non—quota or preference within-—quota visas; and the other. fifty per cent only is available for other classes of immi- grants. Q. Teach? A. 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At the beginning of 1927 the population of ltaly was estimated at 40,548,683, Observations On The Weath Washington, Sept. 25.—Forecast for Bouthern New England: Fair tonight and Saturday, contihued cool, probably light frost in exposed places in interior tonight; diminish- ing west and northwest winds. Forecast for Easptern New York: Tair; continued cool; probably light frost in interior tonight; Saturday increasing cloudiness; diminishing northwest winds becoming variable, Conditions: The disturbance of the lake region and the north At- lantic states is central over eastern Maine this morning. Bhowers oc- curred yesterday or last night in upper New York state and most of New England. r HERB HOOVER lere fs & compllation of facts om ties. work.and play of the twa men didates. Our Wi everything any -—one of whom will oc material I8 authoritativ the United States. 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In the United States competition between the buses and the railroads likewise is gaining in day was established last summer Philadelphia L nded its termin momentum Only the other the bus line which Tt \ to N n and les, has York v The distanee is cover- day but is ed in days, which is one more than the railroads ically aftr; through a s “tive route, and costir be the meet this inexorable competition is way railroads can to reduce their rates. They are re Tuctant the 10 do this and will have to take COnseqUENces. THE LABOR PLANKS National Founders Associa- William H. Buffalo, president, Bmery, of Washi o with the The Barr of A counsel, tion, and . find Jumes aton e should fanit Republican National Com- Of course, it won't, ahle to considerabls mittee. this be- particular third class | ed by grow- | sh railroads | electrified stretch from York |to New Haven. New > | | The railroads entering the South | station in Boston have had an’oppor- tunity to electrify their suburban service for years, but here we read that the Boston & Albany. needing | more suburban locomotives, has or- dered five double-end pullers. The new North station in Boston, possessing features equalled by im0 other station in the country. like- wise is not eleetrified. A decade ago, it was thonght that {all beavily would become electrified. burdened railroad lines But and in some such progress has heen siow parts of the country is entirely stag- ! nant. Electrification posss advan- tages for passengers, chisf of which is the and residents for the same reason lack of smoke i and cinders; in cities to But the costs of changing fo electricity an advantage are great, and the cost of electric locometives much higher than the price of steam locomotises It is noteworthy, therefore, that the Lackawanna is planning to electrify suburban New servies in of that Pen electrification Philadelphia that € northarn Terse: the sylvania this month completed of and icago is well the line between Wilmington: and pleased with such electrification that has 1 accomplished within recent ye along the water branch Jine 4 Bristol is the fond The ford awar hetwe Hart- as we 1 so far are only line which, after once having been electrified, return- v to steam. 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