Evening Star Newspaper, November 9, 1930, Page 123

JOHN - DO TRY TO BE A A CHAP TOLD A VERY FUNNY STORY WHEN NO, JOHN, LITTLE BIT INTERESTING- MARGIE AND | WERE VIS|TING THE ADPAMSES T THIS EVENING- AND DONT " ROBUEN {T SEEMS THERE was anN IRISHMAN FALL ASLEEP AFTER DINNER LYING UNDER A TRgg - AS YOU DID WHEN THE T WAS WHEN WE wWERE AT THE WEAVER S IN UTica | NO, NO, MARGIE, 1T WAS A COLORED Man | THIS COLORED MAN WAS LYING ON A RAILROAD &TATION PLATFORM NO, MARGIE - THATS THE POINT! ME was LYING ON A STATION PLATFORM WHEN A TRAVELING MAN CAME UP AND SAID — - WELL = THIS TRAVELING- MAN SAID CAN YOU PIRECT 5 ME TO GREENS HOTEL ? AND THE COLORED MAN POINTED WITH HIS FOOT AND SAID "SURE AN'ITS RIGHT OVER THERE BE JABERS" "WELL'" SAID THE TRAVELING MAN "IF You can SHOW ME A LAZIER ACTION THAN THAT |LL GIWVE YOU A DoLLAR " BE GORRY, BOSS, SAYS TUE COLORED Mant YOU KiN PUT IT iIN ME PockeT |” & THEY WwWERe SIMPLY BORED TO DEATH -l \TS BEEN SUCH A’ AND LET ME TELL YOU — THE NEXT TIME \. GAY EVENING YouU ARE RUDE ENOUGH To.m oW very PROLL 2 A STORY (M TeLLING 1L WALK ouT !