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% was haled to court for non-payment of WOMA N°S PAG False Attitude Toward Prosperity BY LYDIA LE BARON WALKER. Among the many houschold tragedies which need never occur is that of the woman whose thoughts cannot change | titude no longer necessary. Having | triumphed in the kitchen when the bud= get was below normal, she will not re- linquish the parsimonious attitude, nor even the tasks which involved self-sac- rifice, and to which she wilfully devotes herself because she cannot be persuaded to alter her thought. The woman who clings to such a manner of life when days of ease well earned are at hand insults effort that her husband or otaer members of her family have made to give her the com- forts which are her rights. While add- family purse she is depriving a devoted family from the coveted sight of sceing her enjoy the pleasurcs which they | open to her. | change her daily practices of r'gid liv- | ing she should consider the —adage, “never too late to mend,” and such ways are indeed in need of mending. Virtues which outlast the need of them are no longer virtues and may, even when clung to for selfish Teasons, have the quelities of vices. A woman who has been applauded for her economies comes to regard economy as her role in life. But the role changes as the play advances. She is kinder to her family if she will forget what was required of her at an earlier time and throw herself into a new part which the change of circumstances requires. This is necessary if she really wishes to con- tinue to contribute to the welfare of the household. A woman scrimping in the midst of hard work is past, is not the happy com- panion to husband. son, daughter or friends that she should be. (Copyright, 1929.) THE HOMEMAKER WHO WORKS, ECONOMIZES AND WORRIES | ABOUT EXPENSES WHEN NECES- SITY IS PAST BRINGS LINES TO HER FACE AND ANNOYANCE TO HER FAMILY. with improved conditions. Her thrift, once a necessity, has become a self-im- posed duty which she bears with a for- The Sidewalks DAILY DIET RECIPE SPRING ICING. Confectioner's sugar, 14 cup evaporated milk, 3 tablespoon- fuls orange juice, grated rind of one orange, orange color, pista- chio nuts. SUFFICIENT TO ICE 36 TINY CAKES. Add sugar to milk, then orange juice and rind. Stir until well blended. Gradually add coloring until of desired shade. The frost- ing should be thick enough to dry fairly quickly after it is spread on cake. If it is not thick enough a little more sugar can be added. Frost cakes and sprinkle with chopped pistachio nuts. DIET NOTE. Recipe furnishes protein and sugar, Some lime and fron pres- ent in the milk and orange juice as well as vitamins A, B and C. Could be eaten by normal adults of average or under weight. of Washington BY THORNTON FISHER. A friend of ours had a rather amus- | ing experience. He is one of a famous | radio team. We will call them the “Jolly Boys.” An unsung though im- t member of their act is a pianist whose dextrous digits pound the ivories for the Jolly Boys' songs. Our friend lives in the suburbs and motors in on | the nights the team is on the air. One night he was driving to the city and was hasiled by a young fellow at the curg who sought a lift. nist, being alone, drew up and invited him to ride. As they sped along the two strangers began to talk, par- | ticularly the in- vited guest. “I'm on my way to the broadcast- ing station,” he said. “You see, I play for Smith and Brown, the Jolly Boys. I reckon you've heard them over the radio.” “Oh, yes,” replied the motorist. “T certainly have.” “Yes, the stran- ger went on, “T'll say theyre good. A great team. T've been play for them for a long time. 0 they are making a lot of money,” ventured our friend. “I'll tell the world they are,” boasted the stranger. ““What do they look like?” asked the motorist. ‘The loquacious guest described the two_entertainers. “I'd like to see them some. night,” ested the motorist. a some time, the guest: “Oh, I'll fix it up for That will be easy,” sald ‘Then there was silence. Our friend did not know whether to be amused at the situation or bawl out the man next to him. Pinally the stranger said, *What is your name?” Then he re- Cdvrfl( the shock of his young and fool- e. “Brown is my name,” said our friend, “and I happen to be one of the Jolly Boys. If you don’t mind my saying so, 1 think you had better be careful in the future to whom you make false statements.” ‘The stranger nearly fell out of the car. “It was good fortune for you.” con- tinued the pianist, “that you got this lesson, for you might have gotten in ‘Dutch’ worse than you are.” ‘The embarrassed young person was sllent as they drove into the city. * 3k A news “story and photograph have just fallen into our hands, describing | the woes of an 83-year-old poet who his rent. He does not live in Washing- ton. According to the report, the pitiful figure of the poet, whose name is John H. Titus, so moved the spectators in court that a contribution was taken for his relief. They were especially touched | ‘when the old gentleman recited a poem, said to be his, entitled “The Pace on the Barroom Floor.” There were exactly two things wrong ‘with the story. In the first place. the correct title is “The Face on the Floor.” In the second place, Mr. Titus did not write the poem. For many years it was recited by famous actors, including the Jate Sam Bernard, who was the re- civlent of great ovations when he “elo- sutea” the verse. We happened to krow e auior of the poem, who was the | late Antoine d'Arcy. This lovable old | gentleman died in obscurity several years ago. One of our treasures is a copy of “The Face on the Floor” auto- graphed by Mr. d'Arcy. ke ‘The works of authors and artists live fong after the men themselves are gone. How many can remember the name of the man who wrote “The Sidewalks of New York™ We, for one, do not re- call jt. Several years ago we drew a picture and in it inserted a caption, “Sweet Adeline " This is probably the most ~popular song arvund oclock in the morning. A few days after the pub- lication cf the pic- ture we )eceived a pathetic Lttle note THE MOST POPULAR Fote ATRA (SHEET et LD;DELINE“ Y J from the author of “Sweet Adeline” in appreciation of the use of the words. Obscure old soul that he was, he was &till pleased at the ticed there without fear of embarrass- ment. A train arrives. Kisses. A train departs. More kisses. A boy and girl might easily run from exit to entrance and enjoy an evening of ecstatic bliss. * ok kK By the way, what has happened to the man who originated the following ancient lines: “If a street car jumps the track will a safe deposit vault?” “If Hughey Jennings is a Tiger, is Connie Macabee?” win when Jim Cor-bett?” “Hobbie—Not much, for John Drew all that Anna Held.” “Flip—When stocks went up, did Lil- lian Rus-sell? “Flop—No, but Katy-did.” “If Arkansas Seattle, Wash., what did Vicksburg, Miss?” Jokes, quips and lines like those run in cycles and have their day. Their au- thors are soon forgotten. A Sermon for Today BY REV. JOHN R. GUNN. Not Overwork, but Underwork. Text—“By slothfulness the building hands the house droppeth through.”— Ece., x.18. The building Solomon refers to is the body. The body is often spoken of as a building or temple. that slothfulness or idleness, it per- sisted in for any considerable time, will undermine and destroy. er of overwork, but underwork is more armful than overworking. “I doubt if hard work, steadily and regularly carried on, ever yet hurt anybody,” said Lord Stanley. When you hear of a man breaking down from overwork, if you will investigate, you will more likely find that he has been violating the fundamental conditions of health or overburdening himself with worry, care and anxiety. Mr. Gladstone at the age of 83 still carried the weight of the British Em- pire, and with no show of weariness. John Wesley probably did more and harder work than any other man of the last century, and yet he reached the age of 88, still alert and active. Work and plenty of it is healthy to a high degree. Few worse things can befall one than to have nothing to do. Said Charles Lamb: “No work is worse than over- work; the mind preys on itself, the most unwholesome of food.” in idleness the lower propensities be- come all-controlling. ‘The results of unemployment, morally, mentally and physically, are disastrous. ‘The harmful effects of idleness on the so-called higher classes is a matter of common observation. In those coun- tries where a livellhood may be ob- tained with little effort you will find the people to be weak and feeble. All things else being equal, the great danger for most of us is not overwork, but underwork. ey : The Prince of Wales, it has just been revealed, has an extensive flower garden in the Scilly Islands from which are sent every day large numbers of the blooms to find ready purchasers at Covent Garden at London. { | d?u recognition of his brain child. * o % x *“Union Station,” according to one of our jers, “is the kissin-est spot in the city.” Osculation may be prace for 100% ing a few unnnecessary pennies to the | If she considers herself too old to | plenty, hard working when the time for | “Bobble—How much did Nat Good- | decayeth, and through idleness of the | It is & building | We hear a good deal about the dan- | Today in Washington History BY DONALD A. CRAIG. May 24, 1861—The war began in earncst today. Soon after midnight this morning, as a fuli moon looked peacefully down and quiet reigned on the Potomac shores, Capt. Smead's | company, the National Rifies, and Capt. Powell's company were advanced across | the Long Bridge to the neighborhood of Roche’s Spring_on the Virginia side. Scouts were sent out in all directions and managed to get past the line of Virginia pickets. Somewhat later the pickets got the alarm, set spurs to their horses and scurried down the road | toward Alexandria. | The Constiiution Guard, Capt. Deg- | ges, about 80 strong, were on duty over | | the bridge. Col. ne of the District of Columbia Volunteers, asked them if | they had any objection to going be- | vond the District and the men answered unanimously in favor of going any- | where. They were then advanced along | the road and through the country to | Four-Mile Run, The Virginla picket | guard at Roche's Spring ran and soon the alarm bell was sounding in Alex- andria. About 2 am. a large body of United States troops crossed the Long Bridge and proceeded toward Alexandria. Other troops crossed by the Aqueduct Bridge at Georgetown, |~ col. E. E. Ellsworth's Zouaves in two steamers left their camp on the Eastern | Branch_and went directly by water to | Alexandria arriving about 4 am. They | | were fired upon by disunionists when | | they reached the town, but landed | without difficulty. Col. Ellsworth at | once marched his men to the center | of town and took possession of it in! the name of the United States. Other troops meantime marched into Alex- andria over the Washington Turnpike extension. Proceeding up_town Col. Ellsworth saw a secession flag floating above the Marshal House kept by James Jackson. He entered the house, went to the roof, tore the flag down and trampled it underfoot. As he was descending Jack- son shot him through the heart with a shotgun, killing him instantly. Private Brownell of the Zouaves, shot Jackson through the head and pinned him to the stair with his bayonet. There was much excitement in Wash- ington when the news of Col. Ells- worth's death was received. The bell of the Frenklin Fire Company was tolled and the flag over the firehouse | half-masted. Col. Ellsworth’s body was brought to the navy yard later in the day on the steamer James Guy, under a guard of his men, all of whom adored NANCY PAGE What Ts Served at a Four O’Clock Wedding? BY FLORENCE LA GANKE. It seemed to Nancy that she was each one was equally pretty she en- joyed her social season. At Sally's wedding she was delighted with the way in which the arrangements were fiited to the hour of the wedding. The bride and groom were taking a train which left the station at 6 o'clock in the evening. That meant a 4 o'clock afternoon wedding. And that hour brought up the question of refresh- ments. It was too late for a luncheon and too early for a dinner. If they served a tea came the question of the bridal table; should the wedding party be seated and served in state or should they have the simple refreshments plan- ned for the guests. Sally and her mother decided to omit the bridal table, but to have the towering bride's cake as a centerpiece on the buffet table. The cake was the regulation bride's cake, a light white cake with white, ornamental icing. It came from the caterers, since Sally's mother did not feel equal to decorating it. There were flowers on the table, of course, and at one end was a coffee service. At the other end was a bowl of delicious, rich fruit punch. It had no bits of fruit floating in it which make it difficult for guests to drink. There were plates of small sandwiches and other plaies of petits fours or small cakes iced in white and decorated with silver dragees, candies and alted nuts were on the table. The wedding cake, that rich dark fruit cake, had been cut into small pieces and placed in small white boxes. These were piled on the table near the outer iir;or Wwhere guests took them as they eft. Jellied Strawberries. Wash and hull one pint of straw- berries, cut in half, sprinkle with one- third cup of powdered sugar and let stand for one-half hour or longer. Dis- solve one package of orange-flavored gelatine in one and one-half cups of bolling water and cool until beginning to thicken. Pour over ths strawberries. chill and serve plain or with whipped cream The Best Balanced Breakfast ICK UAKER OATS mornings STAR, WASHINGTON, FAMOUS WITS OF HISTORY Voltaire Jested Even If He Made Monarchs Angry. BY J. P. GLASS. HAVE LEFT OFF DYING COME Voltaire, so long in disfavor at the French court, went back to Paris in his eighty-fourth year for what proved to be the closing scenes of his life. Almost his first action on his arrival was to seek his old friend, Comte rgental, “I have left off dying to come and see he exclaimed, throwing his arms around the comte. Voltaire's wit was noted for its suave brilliancy. To enjoy his conversation was a privilege sought by notables from all over the world. In his youth the Chevalier de Rohan had employed three rowdies to beat him for a remark which did not show ex- ceeding respect for the nobility. Vol- taire challenged him to a duel and was thrown into prison. This incident en- listed him as a soldier against all op- pression and all intolerance. Using his pen in a long battle that counted might- ily in ushering in a new era of liberty, he wielded it as a two-edged sword. But in conversation his wit was like the thrust of a rapier. On his release from the Bastille the | regent made him a gift of a thousand crowns. “I thank your royal highness that you are thus careful of my board,” said Vol- taire, “but no more of your lodgings, I beseech you.” To AND ‘The Duke of Villars, who liked to ap- pear in theatricals asked Voltaire how he thought he acted. “Like a duke and a peer,” said the sage. He thought his “Russia Under Peter I would not_be as amusing as his “Life of Charles XIL” ‘“Peter was only ex- tarordinarily wise, while Charles was extraordinarily foolish,” he explained. “I would give & hundred years of im- mortality for a good digestion,” he once said He long corresponded with Catherine the Great of Russia, although they never met. When Catherine was sus- pected of poisoning her husband, Peter, Voltaire: pooh-poohed “that bagatelle about & husband.” Smiling wickedly, he T do not mix myself in family For a long time he was a happy guest at the court of PFrederick the Great of Prussia, where he corrected the writings of the monarch. But they finally got on each others nerves. On the king sending him some verses to look over, Voltaire exclaimed: “Will he never leave off sending me his dirty linen to wash!” The remark helped to bring about his exit from Prussia. (Copyright, 1920.) WORLD FAMOUS STORIES THE WONDERF CLOCK. JL BY R. W. CRISWELL. (This extravagant yarn belongs with the wild tales of n_Munchausen and the stories spun by other famous liars of lasting fame.) “Speakin’ of the time o' day,” re- opinion that the best thing that kin happen to you is & seven-pronged streak of lightnin’, an’ I will retire “;‘".‘P“' showin' my samples,’ an' he marked Grandfather Lickshingle, when | 4iq the third girl thrust her head in the room and asked what she should get for dinner, “speakin’ of the time o’ day. reminds me of & clock I had when I first went to housekeeping.” “How did it differ from other clocks?" “Very materially, sir, as you wil ascertain by findin’ out. It wasn't none of your French clocks, made in Amsterdam by a native of Switzerland. Made it myself from designs of my own designatin’. It 'ud run 38 days with- out whip or spur. Wasn't what you'd call a handsome clock, as in them days we looked more to utility than move- ment. Bullt this clock for service.” “It was a success, no doubt.” “P'r'aps 5o, p'r'aps no. That's not for your grandfather to say. Il tell you about it an’ you can bring in a verdict in accordance with the evidence adduced, an’ for such you shall answer at the great day. I made this clock outen machinery of a couple ‘of old telephones, a type-settin’ machine an’ a jig-saw, together with some cogwheels and dufunnys that I kem across in the scrap pile back of the brass foundery. ‘Worked on it night an’ day for 17 years, an’ when at Iast I brought it to completion the press and pulpit arose as the voice of one man an’ pro- nounced it the most victorious triumph of the century.” “What was there peculiar about your clock?"” “The most peculiar thing about it was its singularity. As it said, I had bullt it entirely with a view to its utility in a new household, an’ I had combined the machinery to that end. In the first place, that clock 'ud set on the mantel and rock the cradle.” “How was. that?" “Well, I had wires radiatin’ out from the fly-wheel. These were attached to the cradle.” “But at that time you had no occa- sion for a clock that would rock the cradle. That is to say——" “Nobody said I had, did they? But while I was about it I thought I might as well fix it that way. The neighbors used to bring in their children an’ have ‘em rocked just to see how it worked. It 'ud rock as many cradles as there was wires attached, an’ sometimes we | had as many as 25 babies in our care | at one time. It was a curious sight to | see the 25 or 30 cradles, each one con- tainin’ a baby an’ some of 'em twins, | all goin’ at once. One day a stranger | kem in our house to sell us some light- | ning rods. That day there was 40 cradles goin’. The man was astonished. | He looked at the sleepin’ infants, then | at my wife, then at your grandfather, | | and said: y Christian frien’, T am of the 00“\ /A —and energy and nourishment and joy in this delicious breakfast fruit ‘What a delightful variation. .. what a time- e For tomorrow’s breakfast —try it. A pint will serve five; more if diluted, and saver! some prefer it so. By the from your nearest dealer—or at the foun- tain ask for straight Welch’s or a Welch-ade. Welch's rapedJuice PPETITE “There was another ibout that clock. You could set it 5o it 'ud kindle the fire at any hour in the mornin'” “Is it possible?” “Yes; an’ it 'ud put on the teakettle, pull the hired girl out of bed an' spank the baby—if you had one to spank; an’ as long as we kept that timepiece we never had less than from 25 to 30.” “Quite wonderful, indeed!” “That wasn't all it 'ud do by a long shot. It 'ud catch more rats than a Scotch terrier.” “Catch rats?” “Catch ‘em quicker'n you can think; didn't run after ’em, like a fool dog or cat. Wind up what we call the rat- catcher, an’ it ’'ud emit a peculiar sound, like the weepin’ of a young rat. The old ’uns 'ud come to the rescue, an’ it ‘ud be the most sorrowful rescue you ever read about. A couple of steel claws 'ud shoot out of the recesses of that timepiece, an’ rats an’ mice 'ud fall in a common grave, heaped an’ lenc as the poet says, in one red burial ent.” “Marvelous! Marvelous!"™ “More ‘an that. This clock 'ud pick up chips, blow the dinner horn, call the dog, register the rise and fall of the time, give gquotations from the stock exchan 4 “You don't say so!” P “Help a man on with his overcoat ‘What!” “Reach out his hands an’ assist you ‘wnh your ulster jes' as natural as o “Was it a good timekeeper “Keep time like a sii master. Don’'t make clocks like that nowadays. Your grandfather’s elock- 4 But grandfather had fallen asleep, perhaps before half was told. (Copyright, 1920.) o My Neighbor Says: Instead of cutting up fruits for cocktails and desserts with a knife, try cutting them with scis- 8OTS. ‘When making fruit cake, after mixing all ingredients together put the mixture into the refrig- erator for 24 hours. During this time the fruit will swell and the dough become much lighter. After a bottle of olives has been opened and partly used, cover the remaining ones with water to which a little olive oil, salt and vinegar has been added and cover until used again. ? Slices of stale cake may be served as dessert if covered with whipped cream to which finely chopped walnuts have Dbeen added. D. €, FRIDAY, MAY 24 1929 LITTLE BENNY BY LER PAPE. Pop was sitting in his private chair blowing out cigar smoke and looking as if he was glad of it, and I watched him a while, saying. G, pop, you cer- teny injoy your cigars, don't you? That just expresses it, pop sed. | fact, I dont see how I could possibly injoy them any more, so I don't bleeve Il even try, he sed. Do think IlI be ableto injoy them it much when I get old enough to start to smoke? I sed, and pop sed, Why not, I mean why s0? Your too young to be even thinking of such a thing, and I mite as well tell you rite now that if you never smoke all your life you'll proberly have better health {and “your eyes will be brighter and your breth il be sweeter and youll have more money in the bank and youll live longer to take it out and spend it. I may seem to be a picture of contentment sitting here blowing out clouds of lukewarm smoke, and in fact I am, but you cant see the other side of the picture, the reverse of the meddle invisible to you, you have no ideer what_the nicoteen 13 doing to my sis- tem, he sed. s'flwny, whats it doing to it, pop? I I dont know, pop sed. Then how do you ¥how it can do anything to mine? I sed, and pop sed, Because its a well known fact known to any fizzeologist that a bucket of ni- coteen would kill the strongest horse in less than 48 hours. | Ony horses dont smoke, I sed, and pop sed, And now you see how wise they ate. But the point I want to make | just now is, T dont wunt you to be en- | vying me when you see me smoking a | cigar. Of corse I get a certain amount | of silly sattisfaction out of it, especially | after a meel, but just beécause I look as if I thawt I was a big angel floating on a little cloud, dont forget the grate fizzical price that Im paying for my indulgence, he sed. ‘What price? I sed. 1 don't know, pop well, anyways, 1 guess I W up enough. h I gess I will, WHO REMEMBERS? BY DICK MANSFIELD. Registered U. 8. P sed, and I sed, O 11 smoke when ‘When there were no tomatoes all the year around and strawberries in De-| cember never happened? | 4 Lobster Chops. | Chop the meat from two large boiled | lobsters, then make one cupful of thick white sauce. Add the bolled lobster | meat, then half a teaspoonful of grated | onion and one teaspoonful of chopped | ey. Cook thoroughly and add salt and cayenne pepper to taste. Remove from the stove. Divide in about 10 heaps on a plece of clean paper and eool mmuhgy. Form into chop shape and roll in egg and then in grated bread crumbs, Fry in deep hot fat. Serve with a claw in each to represent the bone. Serve very hot with tartar sauce. Tartar Sauce: Make one cupful of mayonnaise dressing and mix with one tablespoonful of jped capers, one tablespoonful of tarragon vinegar, one tablespoonful of chopped olives, and one tablespoontul of cucumber pickles. Add | minced chives or onions if liked. Serve | | Coal mines owned by the Government | in the Netherlands produced two-thirds | of the coal mined in that country last | year. \ FEATURES. MOVIES AND MOVIE PEOPLE: BY MOLLIE HOLLYWOOD, Calif., May 24—The “no-honeymoon” marriage continues its pularity here. Bebe Daniels and Ben | E;on! will not leave the village follow- ing their wedding, June 15. And Joan Crawford and Doug Fair- banks, jr., will probably find themselves tied to the studios this Fall when their wedding date arrives. Jack Gilbert and Ina Claire will take their honeymoon journey in Europe later on. Baclanova and Nicholas Sous- sanin came right back to the incandes- cents following their marriage a little while back. Constance Talmadge and| Townsend Netcher decided the colony was too attrartive in Summertime to go honeymooning elsewhere. Everything here is done on short no- tice. They may marry in haste, but| they can't repent at leisure—producers | see to that. When a Hollywood publicist went Gertrude Stein we got the following| result: (Excerpts from a personality sketch on Bebe Daniels.) “Bebe Danfels—An American senor- ita. Exotic, languishing, lissom; native of the country where stout-heartad Spaniards from the time of Cortez wan- dered over the plains, where Arabian horses brought by the Moors to Spain were turned loose to procreate the mus- tangs of generations later. “Spanish, Southerner, Texan, et/ thoroughly American; a Scotch father and a Spanish mother; breathing the dash of a maternal great-grandfather who was President of Colombia. “Black halr, black eyes, olive skin.| Inevitable that she should play the drama that is life. Looks well in flat- heeled shoes, divine in French heels. “Likes to gaze out over Pacific at| sunset. Spends hours staring out over | horizon. Perhaps it is the spirit of some Spanish ancestor who set out for unknown seas in galleons. “Likes virility in the furnishings of her home. Broadswords, rapiers and the like are favored in furnishings. A romanticist who has the reason of a realist. Likes to work in pictures and hopes never to retire.” (Which gives you a rough idea of a lady who has perhaps been something of a puzzle to you in the past. The farm almanac, the geography and the history get & bit mixed up, but the en- khu:lum is certainly there—100 per cent.) Foreign accents may be an asset, ac- cording to some leading producers, but those who have them do not seem to be doing so well as they might. Olga Baclanova is allowed to start off on a vaudeville tour just as the com- pany goes into heavy production. There is a difficulty in getting exactly the' The pride of the hostess. The delight BAKED MERRICK. correct role for & woman with a cer. tain type cf accent, unless the story i written especially for her. ‘Baclanova superb artist though she can be, is fa more difficult to cast in a talkie thai she was in the silent films. The vogue for gingham hit the colon; when Mrs. Lawrence Tibbett appearec at & smart luncheon in checkz:osu ham frock with hip-length a cherry-colored linen and dherry-col ored kid oxfords. A small hat of natural-colored balli buntl straw was worn with the costume Since all Hollywood is divided int three parts—those who see, those wh do, and those who ask questions—then was plenty of opportunity to exercis the last talent. When the girls foun: that the costume was the product o Fifth avenue and not the boulevar they looked dismayed. but not for leng It's safe to bet that gingham will be o1 its way West by airplane and by tral within the next 24 hours. The “sitpl life” costume is on its wa As one fair lady said, “Ginghan brings out a girl's natural beauty.” (Copyright. 1929, by North Americait Newspaper Alliance ) AUNT HET BY ROBERT QUILLEN. * “A woman don't know what sufferiri is until she tries to set an’ entertaly swell callers when she knows her beans are scorchin’.” (Copyright, 1920.) South African railways are to haw two of the ‘largest locomotives in _thi world outside America; each will beu: feet long, weigh 220 tons and $72,500. Seal Brand Tea is of the same bigh quality, 10 a mealy tender brown There’s delight in every mouthful of Heinz Oven-Baked Beans! So delicious, these little tender beans, oven-baked to a mealy brown, and covered with a piquant sauce mads from freshly gathered tomatoes. What zestful flavor . . . and it’s the oven-baking that does it. And remember, beans are not baked un-~ less the label says so. Heinz beans are oven-baked—and the label says s0 . . . another evidence of Heinz quality. And how reasonable the price is for this quality . . . a quality you juice! bottle or case will find as well in Heinz Rice Flakes, Heinz Mustard, Heinz Cooked Spaghetti, Heinz Vinegars, or any of the famous 57. with PORK an0 TOMATO SAUCE