Evening Star Newspaper, October 19, 1928, Page 53

LITTLE BENNY BY LEE PAPE. The Weakly News. Weather: Partly bum. EXTER! Mysterious Yells! Puds Simkins and Shorty Judge was down Pudes celler practising how loud | they could yell for help case of merder or fire or something, and Flat- foot the cop rang the bell to see if any- thing was a matter and they saw him through the celler window and quick snuck out the back way. SISSIETY PAGE. Mr. S8am Cross spent last Sattiday and Sunday visiting his aunt, saying he ‘would proberly of injoved himself much better if he hadent of spent so much time wonderirg if he was missing any- thing. Sattiday afternoon Mr. Benny Potts went to call on Mr. Puds Simkins, but Mr, Simk'n: ad went to Mr. Lefoy Shoosters house, sp Mr. Potts went to Mr. Shoosters hous: but Mr. Shooster and Mr. Simkins had both went to Mr. Abe Martin Says: - THE ‘EVENING. STAR, WASHINGTON, Mhie Lion Taner, GOOFYs FIRST ACTURE FOR THE FLP Flop FiLM Co. 1S & TALKIE MOVIE AND ALL S€ened To BE GOINE WELL ONTIL ONE OF THE || PARTNERS MR, FRITZ FLOP SAW SOMe OF THE FIRST !Goofy Didn’t | Control His | Feelings. RUSHES! JEEF, (T STATES HERE THAT A LEARNED PROFesSSOR 1S 1IN FAVOR oF MAKING EVERY VoTER UNDERGO A MENTAL TEMT To 5 WHETHER OR A6T He 1S INTELLIGEAT ENOUGH T VoTE AT A Since THEN MR FLOP HAS NOT BEEN THE SANME. D. C, FRIDAY, OCTOBER 19, 1928 OH! THIS 1S TERRIBLE!' SoMeting MUST BE DONE — DAWEGONE THAT BOWERS KID!' T wAS FooLIsH To CHOOSE “THE LioN TAMER' AS His FIRST PICTURE — T's Too BAD - ILL SEND FoR Hit AT onee !t HEY! MISTER BOWERS — T BOSS WANTS TER SEE YOU RIGHT AwAY ! AT WHAT AGE IS A YOUNG OYSTER SGLF-SUPPORTING?Z DOES AN HAPPenED TO THINK ARG You LAUGHING AT o 1T DoZ WHY DOES TIME MmeA SO OF SOMETHING MR BOWERS=WERE IN A FINE MESS:. 'I HAVE JUST SEEN AND HEARD THE FIRST FEW SCINES TAxEN WHERE You AND THE LIONS APPEAR TOGETHER, BuT T4ey ARE A TOTAL LOSS! YOUR TEEMM CHATTER SO LOUPLY THAT \T IS InpOSSIGLE TS HEAR ANY OF THE OTHER AQTORS SPEAK) I TOL) You THOSE LIONS WERE HARMLESS ! T CAN'T vote ANYWAY ! Tt DIDNT ReatsTER! TEE HEE . INCUBATOR CHICKEN HAVE ANY PRIDED IF RUBBER DIDN'T STRETCH, WHAT WouLd LITTLE TO A SNAILY AND \AST, WHAT Glesses Magees house, so Mr. Potts Farmer Jake Bentley is beatin' his ARk T Vet €5 ANSIE:0 wHY? 4 ’ % ‘vent to Mr. Magees house Magee and his 2 Baests was Just i ch:"p]‘?‘;",‘x"‘ e . act of being put out on Account of MF. | coneor by iy Smce 1 went t Magees mother ixpecting company, 86 | pasn fane when trved oo o ran maw Mr. Potts invited them ail to his house | T*D Vday when urged t" enter politics. ware a pritty good time was had by all i it although no refreshments was served. BTN Napoleons, POME BY SKINNY MARTIN. Roll some flaky pastry to one-fourth A 1dAmm)?°ns' wish I could wawk a tite rope {inch in thickness and bake in two And sound like & music box wen I jarge shests, or cut in strips about two © Td love to straighten out horse shoes | inches wide and four inches long. Prick And spit through my teeth and tawk | before baking and bake in a hot oven Chinese. until puffed up and a golden brown. FREE MEDICAL ADVICE. Cecol and put the two layers together By Dr. B. Potts, eskwire | with a thick layer of cream filling. Deer docter, I am very tickelish, wat | Spread the top with confectioners’ icing shall I do. P. Simkins. and sprinkle with chopped nuts. Gar- Anser: Laff. nish with a candied cherry. “CAP” STUBBS. PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION HE SUBMITS FWE QuesTions FOR €AcH voTeR To AnSWERL FUNNY. This Is What the Little Fellow Calls a Break. —By EDWINA ALL Qneu‘r'..\/uu/ N KNOW S0 MUCH [ § <INDA T WHO WAS c-;AQs‘lEI_D? ME %A‘éoou WHO WAS ROOSEVELT (|4 em FiRsT L KNOW PLENTY @ AN HITS ALL HoOE: ~ALL THEY TALK / ABOULT 1S STABLE coliDITIoNS AND WHAT THEM C\TY FOLKS 1S LOOKIN FOR 13 GARAGES TS MUK B WAL, VUM WAL, WHAT DO YUH KNOW SWHAT DID THEY AN —TH' 1MPIDENT 2 DO T WHO WAS L\'L RUFFEIAN\— —WOYT'S THAT' ~TI\PPIE CHASED SAMMY FOUR N MMY GOT Awf\{v'.! OW! HE MUST oF BEEN JAEsT PLAYIN'' TIPP\E WOULDN'T BI\TE NOBODY— MY \‘-':E?;e‘éor You Wi TH " YOURSELF ABOULT !t THERE 1SN'T ANY THING IN THe GAME 1 DON'T KNow (|7 I~ GUARD FORMATIONS - - CENTER RUSH -~ HAVE Y'EVER HEARD OF THE BUM'S RUSH ? 1 WANT YoU FELLOWS To RECONSIDER MY APPLICATION FoR COACH! 1 WNOW FOOTBALL FROM ATOZ 1 TOLD YOU THE RTHLETIC COMMITTEE TURNED DOWN YOUR RPPLICATION FoR COACH, SO SAVE YOUR BREATH! KENKLING Windy Learns a New One! “THAT'S 8 FOR Xou AND 3 FOR ME ¢ THOSE LYL CHALKLIT BUTTONS, FOURTEEN FOR. ACENT |\S WHAT POKER PORTRAIT ; Hew To LIm T THE GAM PLAYERS € TO 54X N i CORN 18 MY eavorie! THIRTY-TWO FOR THE BEST CAUSE ONCET YOU STIEK \ ‘EM 1N YourMOUTH “Tant POLITE ror ANYONE TO ASK YOu FOR ANYY Jimmie Said a Monthfnl. WHO'S GOIN' TER BR ON. FANNY! WE RE GO) TE BEAUTY 7 Jo HAVE. A WONDERFUL- HALLOWE'EN PARTY ' 4 WER'E. GOIN' To HAVE TABLEAUX - AN' - AN' EV'RYTHING ! By ALBERTINE RANDALL Fln;ly'l Not Jealous i —0h, No!